Gifts for lildogie
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In which Sollux has a talent for being annoying, and Equius finally snaps.
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Dirk is here to replace a malfunctioning pressure sensor, lubricate the servos in Hal’s shoulders and wrists, install some new filters in his ventilation system, and run some diagnostics. He is not here to inspect the latest modifications to his kismeboyfriend’s body. He is not here to test the functionality of the newly-installed genital control system, or admire Equius’s advancements in the field of erectile elastomer bioengineering. He is, above all, not here to check out what Hal is packing.
He’s totally going to anyway.
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Equius has a lot of practice deliberately focusing on the details of his work in order to avoid being distracted by his STRONG attraction to the android at the heart of the project. Hal’s body is exquisite, a marvel of engineering beside which most advanced robotics look about as sophisticated as the clumsily riveted scrap metal constructs of his wigglerhood. If he hadn’t become extremely good at compartmentalizing, he’d never get anything done.
His current task, though, is testing him.
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Living alone, isolated from everyone, didn't give Gamzee much of a chance to practice his chucklevoodoos. His ancestors decide to give him some added motivation to study.
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Equius's robot Sollux needs a little fine tuning, perhaps some percussive maintenance?
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It’s carnival time, and Chahut, long-weary from life after Ascension, gets a reminder of what it’s like to feel alive.
The twins are just here to have fun.
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Bro finally gets his first date with Dad- and it ends up a little bit kinkier than expected.
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Equius and Sollux Build a Very Useful Machine (or, Two Matesprits Set Their Loser Moirails Up on a Playdate) by buttmaster for lildogie
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Mar 2015
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"Yes, of course. Sorry. Let me just--" With a loud, tearing rip, Equius accidentally destroyed the tarp covering up their machine. It was the size of about three refrigerators and was an astounding disarray of tubes, joints, antennae, and ports.
"Holy hell. When did it get tho big?"
"Well, with the proposed modifications comes the need for more... area, I suppose."
"Well, it functionth, right?"
"The code needs a bit of beefing up, but even now it runs adequately."
A third voice suddenly chimed in. "What does it do?"
Sollux and Equius both looked at Nepeta, then the machine, then each other.
"Um."
"Hrmm."
"Obviouthly, what it doeth..."
"Clearly, the purpose of it is..."
Nepeta gasped. "Neither of you can even remempurr, can you?"
"You can't expect an unscientific mind like yours to possibly fathom the purpose!"
"Oh my god, go paint on thome cave wallth and hunt a cholerbear."
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Latula's never been dominant before, and Porrim shows her the ropes.
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Prompt: "It doesn't really count as giving up control if you programmed the one holding the reins, does it?"
Dirk finds out firsthand just how blurry those lines can be.