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    He doesn’t apologize again. Can’t. Because there’s no way to say, hey, dude, I’m really sorry for intentionally exposing you to a zombie plague, but anyway, water under the bridge, right?

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    05 Jun 2024

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    longest fic ever but <333

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    It starts as all great things that may or may not make your therapy group hate you. Way too late on a school night for Quackity to be awake on his phone.

    It happens sometime in the midst of his mindless scrolling on instagram between a screenshot of a 2018 tumbler post and a photo of one of his elementary school friends, the ad appears. The capital T and capital A, The Ad

    It’s the best thing that ever happened to his sleep deprived mind, a random news article written by an underpaid millennial. An ad for an article titled: 101 reasons to stay alive.

    (Or Quackity finds a cringe list and makes it everyone’s problem)

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    13 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    (That is to say so fine that you barely even exist)

    Sapnap’s life is good at Badlands ranch. He’s got two dads who love him, an obnoxious little brother, and three almost siblings. Of course good things end, but that by no means implies he has to be happy about it.

    Quackity just wants his school tuition to be cheaper. Getting away from Schlatt is a great bonus though. Really how hard can it be to care for some animals on a ranch though.

    Karl is going to do something good before he graduates so help him god. If that’s what Badlands ranch provides he’ll take it even with the sour look on the owners son’s face.

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    13 Mar 2024

  4. Rec 17

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    yes, this is that hellsite-hall-of-fame x perry the platypus fanfic. finally here for your displeasure

    have a wonderful time.

    i can't believe i'm doing this

    title coined by @/hellsite-hungergames: this post

    i do not give permission for my works to be hosted or narrated on lore.fm, or used in any projects that involve "artificial intelligence"/machine learning.

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    08 Dec 2023

  5. Rec 28

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    Jesus sometimes forgets the clouds aren't just his. (NO LONGER UPDATING)

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    05 Nov 2023