funkandwag
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carmen berzatto wants to be a good man, but she isn't, and never will be.
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how long can you go on loving someone even when you know you can't stay with that someone? what's it like when you love someone so much and he loves you so much but you still don't know each other? what's it like when you still know him better than most people do? what sort of woman would harry du bois love?
semi-major edits as of 12/16/2021
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- Part 1 of this fleeting feeling is infinite
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underneath the pretty face is something complicated by funkandwag
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
19 Apr 2015
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"When you were real little, nobody ever thought too much about how you followed your mother like a duckling — at church, around the house, in the kitchen. And when you were real little, nobody ever said much about you being her little helper — chatting with the ladies as readily as her, trailing after her with your own miniature sweeper, watching her bake with your eyes big as dinner plates. But then you started getting older, and you didn’t start taking after your daddy, and then—"
What it was like before Samwell.
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Gottlieb didn’t want to be here; she had a nice, hot cup of cocoa waiting for her back in the half of the lab not decked with kaiju entrails. -Doctors Geiszler and Gottlieb pay a visit to Hannibal Chau.
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They waited for God knows how long at the evac point.
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A series of ficlets set in a Lovecraftian alternate universe. It has some elements of steampunk.
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Richard ponders what he’d do if Mikey knocked on his door one day.
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29 Dec 2024
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Chicago, 1977. A cop and a criminal walk into a bar. The real joke is that neither of them sees the punchline coming.
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26 Dec 2024
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It’s not often that Vincent feels stupid but in this moment he feels like one dumb motherfucker.
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26 Dec 2024
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“Fuck you," Carmy said.
Richie gave Carmy a wolfish grin. “Why? You want to?” he asked.
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26 Dec 2024
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She says, “Alright, so first I would like to know a little more about what brings you to therapy and what you wish to get from our sessions.”
Carmy grimaces. He scratches at the side of his face with a blunt fingernail, then shrugs and answers, “There’s a dog living in my house and I think I’m stressing her out.”
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Carmy gets worse. Then, he gets better.
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25 Dec 2024