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“Is that something you want in life? A marriage?”
A fluffy story in which declarations are made, fireworks are set off, and absolutely no fishing takes place at all.
Written for the OFMD Reverse Big Bang 2024 - thanks mods! You did a fabulous job ❤️
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Seasoned pro cyclist Edward “Blackbeard” Teach is counting down the days to his retirement when his swansong at the Tour de France is thrown off-course by a starry-eyed newcomer. Can Stede Bonnet’s enthusiasm remind Ed why he loves cycling, and perhaps help him find some joy in his personal life too?
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“This is my first Tour, but it’s also my last. I’m here by luck. It won’t happen again.”
“Hmm. I might have heard something along those lines.”
Ed has, in fact, heard a lot of it, mostly in Izzy’s outraged voice.
You know that twat hasn’t even raced a one-day Classic? No real road experience at all, just a handful of time trials. He’s a rower, for fuck’s sake, he’s not got the first idea how to handle himself in a group. He’s only here because his daddy owns the team. Totally unprofessional. Stupid fucking Stede Bonnet.
“So why are you here now, then?” he asks. “What did you do to get Fortune to smile on you so beautifully?”
“It’s a long story,” Stede replies.
“I’ve got all day. Come on, get your bike. We’ll go for a ride and you can tell me all about it.” -
Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Canon era Ed/Stede reunion fic. Lots of sailing around the Caribbean, sea chases, navigation, and modern lyrics masquerading as 18th century poetry.
Warnings: Violence (no graphic depictions of injury). Mortal peril (quickly resolved).:::::
“Yes, alright, I need to make it better.” Stede glares at Roach, then looks around hopefully. “Any ideas how?”
“I reckon what we need most for that, cap’n,” says Buttons, thoughtfully, “is a ship.” -
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Draco is happily muddling along in his job as Assistant to the Keeper of the Hall of Prophecies, when his world is turned upside down by a new prophecy involving himself – and Harry Potter.
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Charming Beauty Bright and outtakes by evilgiraff
Fandom: Twilight Series - All Media Types
03 Nov 2012
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A Twilight multichapter story, with associated outtakes
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02 Dec 2024
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Ed runs, Stede follows. Ed stabs Stede, Stede comes back. They duel, they fight, they talk, no matter the encounter Ed wakes the next day with Stede's ship just on the horizon.
He’s being haunted by Stede Bonnet.
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Ed wakes up on the day Stede comes back over and over and over again.
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03 Sep 2024
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The Boy Who Ate the Sun and Me by lizzieisdizzy for rosymaplemothhh
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Aug 2024
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Stede’s always loved the sound of Ed’s laugh. It’s a sound that reminds him that no matter how bad things get, there’s always something funny to be found on the other side of the sadness. Hell he must have heard it hundreds of times over the last five years of their friendship. But looking up at him from the bench where he’s frozen in the middle of lacing up his sneakers, he finds himself…seeing Ed’s laugh.
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Five times Stede Bonnet saw his best friend in a new light, and one time he did something about it.Bookmarked by evilgiraff
22 Aug 2024
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Last night, Stede Bonnet got very, very drunk, and quite possibly met the love of his life. The only problem is finding him again in a town with a surprising number of bars tended by a surprising number of Eds.
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21 Aug 2024
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Blackbeard is untouchable.
Not impervious to harm, nah he’s got the scars to prove that. He’s been stabbed and cut and burned and whipped and hit, less so these days, but it happens.
No, what it is, is that no one wants to touch Blackbeard.
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20 Aug 2024