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- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (1)
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At age sixteen, Sakura's singular accomplishment is her apprenticeship to one of the greatest ninja alive. For some reason people seem to think this implies a more exciting life than the one she's had so far.
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"It's possible my students are demons sent to torture me for my sins," Kakashi sighs, drink in hand.
Gai pats him on the back. "You'll be fine, my friend."
"They're punctual, Gai. Punctual."
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- Part 7 of Naruto Works
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05 Jan 2025
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Short Street to Kicklebury by notbecauseofvictories
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
07 Feb 2016
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There was an Understanding.
The Understanding was: Her Grace, Lady Sybil Deidre Olgivanna Ramkin, had, on the twelfth of May, married Captain Samantha Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork Watch. It was a very lovely ceremony. There had been cake.
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04 Oct 2024
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Sakura is not an idiot. She was praised for her intelligence, reached Top Kunoichi at the Academy for her brains.
So it doesn't take her long after being placed on the powder keg that is Team Seven to realize she is going to die.
Kakashi, career shinobi since age-six, has no idea what the hell is going on with his little pink-haired student or why there is such fear in her eyes. So he gives her head-pats. That's what you do for scared puppies isn't it?
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28 Aug 2024
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In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.
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13 Jun 2024
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Reality is what we make it. If you pound home a point for long enough, who is to say it wasn't always the truth?
Or: Ranma cuts out, and Yoiko cuts in.
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03 Feb 2024