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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    ‘I haven’t watched Fast and Furious.’

    Andrew’s silent for so long that Neil cracks an eye open. He’s on his phone, sending a text. Thirty seconds later Neil’s own phone goes off.

    U HAVEN’T WATCHED F&F??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U, Nicky demands, with some urgency.

    (After winning the championship, Neil and Andrew go on vacation.)

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    26 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Kim Namjoon is single. Holy shit, Kim Namjoon is single. Kim Namjoon, serial monogamist, is single.

    Jimin and Jungkook compete for comedy stardom, Kim Namjoon, and higher self-esteem… or something.

    (AKA the stand-up comedy au)

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    23 Nov 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    This is the best idea you’ve ever had, Jin thinks, passing another corn dog through the window. A teenager with a Koya headband thanks him for the food—a scarce resource in these parts—and beelines back to their spot in line.

    Which is already absurdly long for the Monday afternoon preceding a Friday concert. Not even a concert! A “performance”. A glorified interview.

    Of course, RM's Moonchildren have always been a passionate bunch.

     

    Yoongi and Hoseok meet in line for the RM concert. Jin, watching from his food truck, makes it his personal vendetta to pair them off by the end of the week.

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    23 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    If they were co-workers in any other business, Jimin might have let himself fall in love.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    "“And you picked out my coffee machine.”

    “You were going to make a terrible decision,” Yoongi huffs a laugh. And of course that’s what he recalls, out of all of it. “Just choosing the prettiest one without any measure of reliability.”

    “Isn’t that how you picked me?” Jimin leans forward, grinning flirtatiously.

    The room is warm with the late morning sun and the smell of coffee, and Min Yoongi is sitting at Jimin’s kitchen counter. It would be impossible not to flirt with him.

    “I don’t remember picking you,” Yoongi says, after too long a pause. “I don’t— I don’t remember how it started, where it went.”

    “That’s alright,” Jimin says. He has always been a very good liar. “We can just be friends, if you want.”

     

    The most perfect Inception AU <3

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    Because misfortunes come in threes, Iwaizumi Hajime starts his Thursday having a screaming fight with Shittykawa, spends his lunch break listening to the UCI women's volleyball team gossiping about how Ushijima Wakatoshi had gone public about his longtime love affair with Oikawa Tooru, and closes out the day by drunkenly dropping his phone into a sewer grate.

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    30 Aug 2024