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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Crowley opened his eyes unwillingly. He theorized, or perhaps only hoped, that he was finally dead. Actually, properly dead. But no such luck. There was no Hell. There was no Earth. There was only Heaven. And Heaven is the worst possible place for a demon to be. He didn’t bother to wonder where he was going. He had no curiosity any more.

    The world hadn’t ended with either a bang or a whimper, as it turned out. It was more of a whoosh. Like a great pile of tinder going up in a fire. Holy fire, but it burns the same.
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    After the Second Coming, there is a new order in Heaven. Crowley is found, punished, and assigned to an angel for permanent imprisonment. He thought he wouldn't feel anything ever again, but then he meets the angel assigned to him.

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    20 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    A series of short one-shots for Good Omens:

    Ch.2 - Aziraphale contemplates after their first time together, an angel's thoughts do not pause for the afterglow. Predictably, Crowley sleeps.
    Ch.3 - Crowley always knew he'd meet his end someday, he just never expected Aziraphale to be the one to end him. But what a way to go.
    Ch.4 - Getting to touch Aziraphale for the first time, really touch him, is nothing like Crowley expects.
    Ch.5 - One should always have a care when waking a sleeping demon.
    Ch.6 - Crowley has never been very good at learning his lesson.
    Ch.7 - Aziraphale only wanted Crowley to be still. What he got was an unexpected interest in the demon's hair.
    Ch.8 - It's not like Crowley needed to hear Aziraphale was a virgin. He got the memo, thanks.
    Ch.9 - There was something about the aftermath of sexual intercourse that made random thoughts percolate through Aziraphale’s mind.
    Ch.10 - Aziraphale was not jealous, thank you. He simply did not like bad manners and THAT human who stole his chair? His manners were appalling and he should be sorry for it. It would also be appreciated if Crowley would stop enjoying this as soon as possible.

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    19 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Aziraphale loves because he's an angel and wants more because he's Aziraphale.

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    picture this: an angel and a demon (though it doesn't matter much, nowadays) move in together and assume many things about one another. This is how it goes.

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    11 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    "There is no such thing as ghost wine," says Edwin later, sat on the floor of the office, handily trouncing Charles at chess. "I would have read about it somewhere by now, surely. I suspect he was having us on."

    "Oh, come off it, mate," says Charles. "He paid us proper, yeah? Why'd he lie about something that's a tip, anyhow?"

    "People dissemble for all manner of reasons," says Edwin, primly.

    "And they tell the truth for loads of others, don't they," Charles counters, and he reaches up to snag the bottle off the desk. "Come on. One way to tell for sure."

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    03 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    After stopping the apocalypse, Aziraphale decides to offer his shoulder for Crowley to cry on about whatever mysterious best friend he had lost during the fallout of it all. This goes about as well as expected.

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    16 Nov 2024