orangestorapples
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Famous Director David Strider finds out his estranged brother, Dietrich Strider, has a couple of kids he told nobody about, and he rightfully wants to meet them. So he drops everything and flies to Houston, like any reasonable person would.
Unfortunately for David, Dietrich is not a reasonable person.
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Dave is home alone playing on his computer when he gets a random message from a name he doesn't recognise, and they claim to be his uncle. Dirk and Dave decide to meet him.
It's the best decision they ever made.
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Adventurer Extrordinare Jake English is visiting Inverness, Scotland for a week.
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Homestuck Epilogues: Special Stardust by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, Astralic, Bralsra, Callmesalticidae, Madam_Melon_Meow, orangestorapples, quixxotique (crownlessliestheking), Rose_Icosahedron, sarcasticcelery, shadow_wasserson, terminalLoquacity, ToBurnAllTheEmpires, zennkashvi
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05 Jul 2024
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An exquisite corpse fic by the homestuck fanauthor coalition! check out the collection for an explanation of this whole thing!
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“Fucking-” he growls, frustrated, “fine. I'll help push the stupid car.” He huffs again and braces his hands on the back part of the door frame. You do the same, shouldering the car until you get it moving slowly out of the driveway, turning the wheel to get it to line up on the street.
“Alright, switch to the front side and start running.” You say. Dirk nods, and you both start pushing the car forward down the street, pushing faster and harder until you get a good distance away from the house. Once you’re confident you’re a safe distance away, you shout, “Jump in! Now!”
You and your brother throw yourselves into your car, Dirk buckling his seatbelt while you turn the key to rev it up. Then you stomp on the clutch and throw the stick shift into first gear. It lurches forward, the momentum shutting your door for you as you peel down the asphalt, your tires squealing as you then throw the stick in second. Holy shit you love having a sports car!
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How to Suddenly Acquire Children: a Memoir by David R. Strider by orangestorapples
Fandom: Homestuck
14 Oct 2024
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Faygo Special Stardust: Exquisite Corpse June 2024 by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, Astralic, Bralsra, Callmesalticidae, Madam_Melon_Meow, orangestorapples, quixxotique (crownlessliestheking), Rose_Icosahedron, sarcasticcelery, shadow_wasserson, terminalLoquacity, ToBurnAllTheEmpires, zennkashvi
Fandom: Homestuck
05 Jul 2024
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Deep in a forest, there is a small pack of humans who all stay away from hikers. However, eventually one of them is found injured, half dead, in the middle of the path. The human child with wild gold hair and razor sharp blue eyes is brought to the closest zoo by animal control to be treated. As the juvenile heals, it brings more attention to the zoo, and more knowledge is gained about humans.
That doesn't mean that said human is particularly pleased about it.
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or; a crack fic where human Tommy Innit is r̶e̶s̶c̶u̶e̶d̶ kidnapped by aliens, and brought to a zoo ran by space sbi and friends. Hijinks ensueon hiatus!!!!!!!!!!
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Title from Tales From Cazilor album by Naethan Apollo -
a hundred red flags too late, my dear by curseworm, VenetaPsi
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Feb 2024
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It is a sword, the glow of its enchantments muted beneath the blood that coats its surface. Quackity can only see a fraction of the blade, the part closest to the hilt, because the rest of it— the rest of it is—
His stomach twists itself into a sickening knot, all the air escaping his lungs in a punched exhale.
The sword is embedded in the person's chest. The sword is embedded in—
Quackity inhales sharply and all he can smell is blood, blood.
Wilbur's blood.
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Quackity leaves Las Nevadas, expecting to have a fantastic time ridding his territory of Paradise’s desolate ruins. What he isn’t expecting is to find Wilbur, bleeding out on the dirty ground.
Turns out they both have a lot of healing to do.
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Tommy Innit has clawed his way back from the brink. He's more than just Dream's puppet, now, and as the vigilante Kestrel, he's got a chance to do some real good in the world. To atone, maybe.
Unfortunately, mind control leaves scars. Makes it easier for someone else to wiggle themselves into your thoughts and wrap their powers around your throat -
And Siren has never met a weakness he wouldn't exploit. Getting into his enemy's heads is - well, it's kind of his thing, isn't it?
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Something is brewing. A great storm that could shatter life as its known. More and more often, androids are breaking free of their original programming. More and more often, androids are turning against their owners in increasingly violent ways.
And the only ones that can stop it are Wilbur Soot—the youngest lieutenant in police history and now a drunk, washed out detective—and an android of the 1NN1T model named Tommy, an advanced prototype created to solve crimes and catch rogue androids. But first they actually have to get along.
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Two idiots, a robot and a depressed detective, walk into a bar. One comes out experiencing emotions he shouldn't be able to, and the other comes out with a reason to live.
Spoilers for Detroit: Become Human, but knowledge of the game isn't necessary to enjoy.
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“Maybe the Admin should get better security here then. There’s a rift somewhere here because our portal glitched and we wound up here,” Techno snarks, full of the same arrogance and confidence Wilbur’s had to listen to about for the past few years.
Tommy squares his shoulders, “Is that it? Ah I’ll be sure to tell him. Hello Tommyinnit, yes what is it? Oh yes, the guy who blew up your previous home and beat you half to death and freed a fucking asshole from prison is here to tell you that your code is shit. Oh well tell him to fuck off then!”
This is a story set five years since the dissolution of the Dream SMP in which Wilbur, Tubbo, Philza, Ranboo, Michael, and Technoblade find themselves glitched through a portal into a realm they do not recognize with its admin in the name of Tommyinnt. Tommyinnit, who disappeared a few months prior to the shut down of their old server. Tommyinnit, who is now older, a responsible Admin, and wants absolutely nothing to do with them.
This is a DSMP/OSMP crossover story of healing, conversation, and in the end, love.
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- Part 1 of I Rose From The Ashes Series