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    The clones were made for the Jedi, and they cannot bear to be without their Generals. At least a few would have been likely to take a 'souvenir' in remembrance, after the Order - after they came back to themselves

    And the former members of the Grand Army of the Republic are intimately familiar with the skills of the Cloners of Kamino.

    …what do you want to bet that at least one clone - let’s say Rex, for the sake of argument. Purely as a random example! (wink wink cough cough) - has a knot of hair as a lover’s token from a Jedi.

    (Copper-red, of course. Was there ever any doubt?)

    He raises the resulting clone as his own child - his and his lover’s both.

    Thus is born the Teeny Tiny Mandalorian Kenobis universe.

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    “Actually…” Ferguson looks down at the photo for the first time and trails a finger across the man’s clean-shaven jaw. “Grab this one too. If they’re sleeping together, he may be useful to get the target to talk.”

    -or-

    Bernard is an excellent art thief. Trying to abduct and interrogate two grown men for a scorned, micromanaging CEO who keeps undermining his perfect plan? He may be a little out of his depth.

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    18 Apr 2024

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    When Zuko and Iroh get separated in the Swamp, Zuko makes his way back to Gaoling to find himself immersed in the world of professional earthbending. Overly theatrical hijinks ensue.

    Welcome to the "The Boulder Adopts Zuko AU" that nobody asked for.

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    29 Feb 2024

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    Zuko the Theatre Gay Discovers Wrestlemania by back_that_sass_up
    When Zuko and Iroh get separated in the Swamp, Zuko makes his way back to Gaoling to find himself immersed in the world of professional earthbending. Overly theatrical hijinks ensue.
    Welcome to the "The Boulder Adopts Zuko AU" that nobody asked for.

    Hilarious, beautifully written, just a joy from start to finish. Taps into Zuko's wildest drama llama tendencies, with top tier found family, and wonderful characterization. Glorious!

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    So, it didn’t start out like this.

     

    Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-

     

    So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.

     

    It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:

    “ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”

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    A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.

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    30 Dec 2022

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    Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514

    Summary: So, it didn’t start out like this.
    Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
    So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
    It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
    “ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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    A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.

     

    Delightful examination of the Batfam, hilarious moments, fun character interactions - so much fun!

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    Frank breaks into David’s house and shakes him awake. When the screaming finally stops, he tells him, “I need you to help me find Spider-Man.”

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    10 Nov 2022

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    the first step of kintsugi by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup

    Frank breaks into David’s house and shakes him awake. When the screaming finally stops, he tells him, “I need you to help me find Spider-Man.”

     

    Look, I didn't know I desperately needed The Punisher (reluctantly) adopting (an even more reluctant) Spider-Man, but this fic is AMAZING. Hilarious, numerous delightful punches to the heart, incredible character dynamics, and lovely SCIENCE! done to Spider-Man's abilities (and actual sense brought to MCU's politics, all blessings be upon the Author's house).

    A+++ fic, will read again with great glee!

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    Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.

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    21 Aug 2022

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    Cindy by NiteWrighter
    Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.

    One of my favorite retellings, as from tumblr. Hilarious, quirky, and brutal in all the right places.