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Mabel Pines vs. The Laws Of Narrative Causality by scribefindegil
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
23 Apr 2017
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She’d chosen reality. She should have known what that meant. She’d chosen the end of childhood, the end of innocence and happiness and hope. It was time to grow up. Time to accept what a realistic life looked like. Time to accept that you couldn’t save the world without losing something just as important. Time to—
No.
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09 Oct 2024
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things that are fun to believe in: ghosts. aliens. magic. yourself!! by Numinous_Scribe, suzukiblu
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Superboy (Comics), DCU (Comics)
06 Oct 2024
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It’s not like the world is spilling over with clones, is the thing; especially not genetically stable super-powered hybrid clones with–
Wait, Tucker thinks, and lifts his head to stare blankly at the poster on his bedroom wall. Well, there’s a lot of posters on all of his bedroom walls, admittedly, but a specific poster on a specific wall.
“You’re a genetically stable super-powered hybrid clone,” Tucker says to his poster, still staring at the digitally-rendered face of a teen idol superhero. Superboy continues to grin cockily at him, because he’s a special edition poster and obviously isn’t gonna stop doing that.
Tucker, very slowly, reaches for his phone and types something into Bing after all.
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08 Oct 2024
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Inspired by this tumblr post: https://www.tumblr.com/megamindsupremacy/762142372513660928/bunbunshark-ooo-i-havent-really-thought-of-a?source=share
“We weren’t exactly planning on telling you any of this,” Dipper started, and then immediately realized that was a horrible start. Just immediately admit to not trusting your parents and keeping wild secrets, Dipper! That definitely won’t cause any problems!
"Yeah," Mabel agreed, because she was the best. “But that was before Bill Cipher showed up at the front door.”
“Who is he?” their dad asked.
“He’s this triangle demon we killed this summer,” Mabel explained.
“I’m sorry, a what that you did what to?” their mom snapped.
“Like Mabel said, he’s a triangle demon. Uh, he’s normally a triangle? He’s a dream demon, he tried to kill us so we helped our Grunkles kill him,” Dipper elaborated.
“I don’t know why he’s human now,” Mabel wondered.
As one, the whole family leaned or turned so that they could see the chair with Bill (unconscious again) in it through the doorway.
AKA the au where the kids are forced to tell their parents about what happened that summer.
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- Part 1 of explain yourselves! gravity falls au
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06 Oct 2024
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Stanley Pines, age 26, wakes up in a park to a nerd staring at him. The kid says his name is Dipper and that he's on a mission to reunite Stan with his brother. Stan doesn't really want to do this, but Dipper is offering to pay, and he says his brother is in trouble. Stanley will always help Stanford, no matter what shit has happened in the past, so he sets off.
Stanford Pines, age 26, wakes up in his house to a teenage girl chatting with his friend, Fiddleford McGucket. The girl- Mabel, supposedly- knows all about his muse and their dalliances because she is, also supposedly, his great-niece from the future. While he does not want to reunite with Stanley necessarily, she essentially blackmails him into being nice when he arrives. Because apparently Stanley is coming to his house. Joy.
(Dipper and Mabel, on the eve of their 18th birthday, are sent back in time to their Grunkles 1 year before the portal is completed. They both, separately and then together, work to fix the mistakes of the past. Featuring a matchmaking Mabel and a scam artist icon Dipper.)
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06 Oct 2024
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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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16 Sep 2024