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    Han Jisung is everyone's favourite not-boyfriend ever. He has a silent competition with everyone's worst exes to make sure the lover they hurt knows they'll never need another boyfriend as long as Han Jisung is there. Every girl's dream superhero.

    But when Lee Minho moves back into Jisung's apartment following the crash and burn of a five year relationship, can Jisung convince him he never needs another lover? Or will he find himself trying to sweep Minho off his feet instead?

    Or: Jisung has a competitive streak. Minho's ex boyfriend sucks. Jisung tries to make him feel better about it.

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    15 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    Lee Minho is a diabetic music photographer and Han Jisung is the asshole lead singer of a metal band that has more secrets than he does friends.

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    08 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    He stepped into the formal dining room and glanced around, not really taking in what he was seeing, moreso trying to look like he knew what he was doing and attempting to convince the other spectators that he fit in even if they weren't looking at him.

    Someone seemed to be looking at him, though.

    As he made his way to the kitchen near the entryway, he made brief eye contact with the realtor again before quickly looking away. The guy seemed to be keeping an eye on Jisung, he could feel it, and he wasn’t sure what to make of it. Could he see right through him? Did he know Jisung was a fraud?

    Or: Jisung is the sole provider for his teenage brother. He longs for more than what he has, which is how he finds himself at an open house for a house he cannot afford, being stared down by the insanely attractive realtor.

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    28 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    Jisung tried not to lose his temper.

    “We heard you were getting special treatment? Must be using kpop money to buy yourself favors.” Park's loud voice carried through the room, the other soldiers turning from their lunch to listen.

    “Yeah, I have so much kpop money I can’t spend it fast enough.” Jisung ignored Changbin’s exasperated sigh and continued. “But this time, it was my brain that got me the special assignment. Hard to relate, I know.”

    “Oh, my bad,” Park said, nodding. “I see you didn’t bribe anyone, you only needed to get on your knees-"

    “You stupid fucker -” Minho stood up so quickly the entire table jerked forward, plates rattling and several drinks spilling. “Say that again.” Minho’s shoulders heaved and his hands were raised, fists closed and stance ready to pounce.

    Jisung felt a little turned on, if he was being honest with himself.

    Or: If Jisung pretended there weren’t nuclear weapons aimed at Seoul, then he could imagine an alternate world where the North never attacked and no one in Stay Kids had to enlist for several more years, and he and Minho could pick right back up where they left off, the night before everything changed.

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    14 Nov 2024

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    When Jisung gets pregnant with his long-term boyfriend's baby, Chan accuses him of baby trapping and proceeds to break up with him. Jisung is left homeless, jobless, and with a dwindling savings account. Due to their equally troubling financial situations, Minho moves in with Jisung, despite hating Jisung for what he did to Chan.

    Whether or not Jisung got pregnant on purpose depends on who is telling the story and no one bothers to ask Jisung what actually happened.

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    31 Oct 2024