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How to Kill A Father - A Step Guide by the Jin Siblings by Lily (Jaxk)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic)
30 Dec 2024
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In a twist of fate, and a slight mishap, a blue box is shown to a select few, and chaos is born.
OlderSibling1: A-YU DONT DATE MEN LIKE WEI WUXIAN YOU HEAR MEE!!! I DONT CARE IF HES YOUR TYPE I REFUSE TO LET THAT ANNOYING ASS FUCKER JOIN THE FAMILY!
BetterOlderSibling: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH!
babybro: BUT! BUT HES SO PRETTTYYYY :((( PLSS I DONT HAVE A LOTTA OPTIONS HERE!
Girlypop: what about that one boy uhhh jiang cheng?
babybro: I would rather choke on xue yangs dick and die from the amount of stds he got from fucking corpses
BetterOlderSibling- u can get stds from fucking dead ppl?
OlderSibling1- THAT IS NOT A QUESTION TO BE ASKING A-YAOWei Wuxian had to lay his head on his arms to stop the wheeze that threatened to escape, tears forming in his eyes. Oh goodness, those four are a riot!
Girlypop: guys...i think I'm a lesbian
babybro: ....we all knew this
BetterOlderSibling: at least one of us likes women
OlderSibling1: do I not exist to you
Girlypop: eyyy boobs likers unite!
OlderSibling1: you disgust meSeries
- Part 2 of Chaotic Transmigrators
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The Baddams Family Adventures by petting_a_bumblebee
Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), DCU (Comics)
13 Dec 2024
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Flash halted as a shadowy tendril leaped from Batman’s cape and slithered toward the side table. The tendril snatched a pie knife while its identical twin took a plate from the near pile. They cut a hefty piece, which they delivered to Batman’s waiting hand. Batman took a long and audible sniff off the treat before the slice and the plate vanished into his shadows.
“As Flash stated, it is tasty”, Batman said emphatically in the sudden silence of the meeting room. “The plate was not bad either. IKEA?”
- Batboy-centric glimpses of the life of the most lovable monster family in Gotham.
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Reddit, how do you teach someone about idol culture when they've never seen a traffic light? by godnow_its5am
Fandoms: 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2024
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Shen Yuan has been in and out of hospitals most of his life, became extremely bored and discovered Web novels and writing music, becomes a songwriter, then turns out to be pretty popular, and then proceeds to disappear from the internet.
Shen Yuan would just like to ask, who the hell are all these people and why do they have swords????? And why do they not know how to read traffic lights??? AND HOW DID THEY ALL MOVE IN WITH HIM????
Or, Shen Yuan helps the pidw characters with all of their many issues and proceeds to gain a harem without knowing.
Thank you to my lovely beta reader Robin for giving me this idea!
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All Systems Red (Robin) by Schmerzlich
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Dec 2024
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All Tim wants is to be left alone so that he can fantasize about drinking coffee and stalking Batman's anti-corporate operation in (relative) peace. But when he's assigned as the Wayne crew's SecUnit for a mission, he learns that not all humans view him as just an appliance.
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Tim had always wanted a sibling. He daydreamed often about having a little brother or sister, he had wanted it so badly.
Then, he got Damian. And he regretted even thinking about wanting a little sibling.
Even putting the whole “he wants to kill me” thing aside, the kid was so weird. Threatening him with putting silver in his suit as if he were talking about acid, carving a wooden stake as he glared at him after he beat him to the Batmobile’s passenger seat, hastily closing the curtains as he crawled out of his room to get more coffee, solemnly offering to help him get blood.
Weird, really.
Or, how Damian, out of all people, and mistaken as fuck, is the one to show Tim he’s part of the family. On his own way, of course.
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- Part 2 of What do you mean Tim isn't a vampire?