Tolpen
Fandoms
- 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney (20)
- Discworld - Terry Pratchett (15)
- Dragon Age: Inquisition (9)
- Les Misérables - All Media Types (7)
- Dragon Age - All Media Types (6)
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I am incredibly fed up with self-insert stories. Especially those happening to me. I've decided to make them everyone else's problem.
The world has been changed. The consequences of my hubris (for details consult The Tale of the Champion by V. Tethras, I am still penning my version down, because due to some revolutions it was hard to do until now) have caught up with me and I've ended up exactly where I did not want to be: Knee deep in snow and end-of-the-world bullshit (again).
Trying to hide a spirit possession and running dangerously low on fucks to give it has been once again put upon me to stop the end of the world.If the world burns, it burns on my terms.
(While the story for DA2 and the gap between it and DAI are not out yet, certain passages might not make a complete sense. But I consider you a capable enough reader to do without strictly chronological narrative.)
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- Part 2 of Real Feeling of Sharing
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Angelus Ex Machina by Tolpen
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
06 Oct 2024
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Yuujin Mikotoba had visited the United States of America as a guest lecturer for two years, and now he returns to London. Upon reaching the English shores another passenger disappears. Her enigmatic older brother, and her fiancé recruit the greatest detective to find her. Who is this mysterious Miss Minerva, and who would want her to disappear?
Meanwhile Inspector Gina Lestrade searches for a missing mother of her close friend and colleague in a hardboiled fashion. But of course, nothing is ever straightforward, and the unofficial case quickly spirals into something more dangerous.Enoch Drebber would like to remind everyone that none of this is his problem, please stop getting him involved, he is not a key to either of those mysteries. He is, of course, completely right. He is not a key. He is more akin to the lock or maybe window hatch.
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- Part 3 of Clockwork Heart
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The truth is a many-angled thing by Tolpen for StarReads
Fandoms: Fallen London | Echo Bazaar
28 Sep 2024
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Three people want to destroy the Brass Processing House for dramatically opposing reasons.
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V roce 1862 Londýn
ukradli netopýři a stáhli ho do Podsvětízanikl během nevysvělitelného zemětřesení a zmizel z povrchu zemského.
V roce 2019 se úplně stejně pod zem propadla Praha.Navštivte padlou Prahu a poznejte ji očima bývalého studenta. Kam na šachovnici umístí červeného střelce?
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The Murder by Candlelight by Tolpen
Fandoms: Judge Dee Mysteries - Robert van Gulik, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
20 Sep 2024
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Judge Dee and his assistant Tao Gan are left stranded in a town torn away from the rest of the world by a sudden flood. The creeping boredom is cut short when during a theatre play a dead man falls on the stage from above with no obvious fatal wounds - and it seems this is not the only dead body that has mysteriously appeared in the theatre. And if the two unlikely siblings from the capital are not part of the scheme, why are they getting involved?
Likewise Lahan and Maomao are trapped by the flood in the town. When the murder in the theatre happens to be obviously the work of a skilled poisoner, it goes without saying that they take a part in the unofficial investigation. But the two scholars - a lowly bureaucrat who makes decisions above his station, and his shady assistant - seeking alongside them are obviously not who they claim to be...
Oh, and of course, sweet potatoes are everywhere.
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Things that fit into Damon Gant's sofa storage space by Tolpen
Fandom: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
11 Jan 2024
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Premise: Gregory Edgeworth's spirit was channeled by Bodi Fey, an uncle of Maya's who was previously thought to have close to zero spiritual strength. The channeling happened right as Bodi was shot in heart, so the spirit's presence is what is keeping him alive. because there were doctors and policemen asking questions, Phoenix gave them the name of Bodi Fey, and since then Gregory had kept the charade up for most of the world. Phoenix's closest know that Bodi is, in fact, a spirit, but who he really is they do not have the faintest.
The only man who knows Gregory Edgeworth's true identity is Manfred von Karma, recently released from prison on parole.Gregory and Manfred upon their first post DL-6 meeting enter a very badly negotiated but definitely heated physical relationship while they both try to figure out their place in a world that's moved on without them.
Mix of depressive musing, language yoga, silly shenanigans and porn.
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As the tin says, this is a series of Vignettes from my "Hell Mark arc" story.
Currently the Hell Mark arc is so full of plot holes that I can't really write a coherent story together, but basically Hell is not as safe from being the centre of serious shit going down as its inhabitants thought. Whether Ichigo Kurosaki develops Hell powers in the process remains to be seen.
Besides, this is not just about Ichigo. This is mostly about the people who have decided that being dead does not stop them from saving the world. Or at least kicking some serious arses.
The Vignettes serve as a cover-up for the lack of coherent plot. Hopefully as I write these, I'll figure out what the [bleep] is happening.Captain Kurotsuchi gets laid.
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- 5,661
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Clockwork Heart by Tolpen
Fandom: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
06 Oct 2024
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- 58,930
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- 3
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Real Feeling of Sharing by Tolpen
Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
12 Dec 2024
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This series is a "playthrough" of the Dragon Age game series with a twist take on the Modern Girl In Thedas trope. Narrated in first person it follows the Oracle, a young woman from modern Earth transported into Thedas through unknown means who's derailed the history on the eve of the Battle of Ostagar which starts the events of Dragon Age: Origins. The world is forever changed and yet the same.
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- 205,504
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- 3
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- 15
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It’s Newt’s birthday, and he turns to the only person left in K-science to celebrate. But Hermann is busy. Newt resents being ignored, Hermann resents being his last resort, the world is still ending, feelings are hurt all around, and someone has to make amends.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,438
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Tolpen
27 Jan 2025
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You're a cop. You're a disco superstar. You're Garrett J. Hawke, and you came here to make Lowtown Harbor your bitch.
Unfortunately, you may have discoed a little too close to the sun, and now there's a few inconvenient details you can't remember anymore. Like how you got here, or why you're here in the first place, or who you even are.
There's also a dead body floating in the harbor, and apparently you are the detective who's supposed to figure out why it's there. Tensions are rising. The City of Chains will have her due. It looks like your smokin' hot finger guns are about to get a whole lot of action.
The Disco Elysium AU of Dragon Age 2 you never knew you needed. Written for the 2024 Dragon Age Create-a-Thon! Go Team Free Marches!
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- Part 1 of Kirkwall Fever
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- English
- Words:
- 63,932
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
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Bookmarked by Tolpen
16 Oct 2024
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False Verity by c6dottore
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
23 Jul 2024
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A few behind-the-scenes snippets revolving around Harebrayne’s visit to Drebber’s workshop. Deviates slightly from canon, but the lore is all the same. I just wanted to fill in the blanks and have more content for two of my favourite characters.
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09 Aug 2024
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The Chantry puts out a job posting for a Qunlat translator and the Iron Bull has been volunteered for the job.
Or--The only way to close the giant hole in the sky is a Saarebas and it wants to die.
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“I am not boring, Newton!” Hermann shouts.
Despite his hangover, Newton doesn’t even have the decency to flinch.
“Wanna bet?”
Bookmarked by Tolpen
05 Feb 2024