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Dissonance by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jun 2021
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(FIC HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED TO THIRD-PERSON POV! REVISED AS OF 6/30/21! WOO!)
Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.
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If I'm Crazy... by Mystirium_Inc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
18 Aug 2023
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“Any chance you’re willing to help me take the stitches out then?” Peter asks, “The wounds already closed, and my healing factor makes them heal over if I don’t take them out quick. Think I can get most of them, but not the ones on my back.”
“Hey, no worries, Petey. I can take ‘em all out. Pulling your own stitches out is a bitch and a fuckin half,” Wade offers, patting the Futon next to him for Peter to scooch closer. When he shuffles up, Wade helps him take the oversized shirt off and starts gently prodding at some of the bigger wounds, all of them practically closed.
Peter felt an unexplained, pleasant kind of nervous energy being this close to Wade. He can feel the heat coming off the merc from this close. Even with the gloves on, the press of Wade's hands makes his heart pick up a bit.
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After a Bank Robbery a la explosives leaves Spidey all banged up, Deadpool helps patch him up. Queue caring best bud, Wade Wilson.
The touch of Wade's scarred hands gets Peter all hot and bothered and he starts to get curious about other ways that skin might feel nice...
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Now with an awesome podfic !
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Wade Wilson's bodygaurd service by zzeacat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Avengers (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse)
29 Dec 2024
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The fic where Wade is assigned to bodyguard Peter Parker the hot nerd disaster. He has no idea he is Spider-Man. And no Idea why the hot nerd flirts with him!?
aka I put these two idiots together and let them flirt and make jokes too much.“Dildos are in the bedside draw but they are the boring kind that shit is expensive.”
“Don’t I know it I have some of the Avengers collectibles. The Hulk… Spider-Man”
Peter whips his head around.
“How do you make a Spider-Man one interesting? He is just a guy under the suit.”
Deadpool gasps
“Just a… just a guy! He has one of the nicest asses in existence! “
“Pretty sure dildos don't include the ass.”
“True but it is the thought that counts. The dildo has webbing ridges the added texture really…”
Peter throws a pair of socks at Wade who dodges.
“I have heard enough. Don’t come crying when Spider-Man's perfectly average dick disappoints you.”
Wade points at Peter scowling.
“Get Spider-Mans amazing dick out of your mouth.”
“It was never in my….”
Peter pauses.
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Falling into a dream by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Oct 2024
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Wade Wilson goes through an existential crisis and retires to New York. Retirement isn’t all that interesting a pastime, but luckily his new neighbor stirs things up a little by being Spider-Man. Together they become less lonely, but it’s an ugly world they live in and things are never easy for people like them.
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Good deeds by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.
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