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    A clean dyslexia skin for Ao3.
    I made this following the British Dyslexia Association Style Guide and then tweaked with requests and ideas dyslexic readers brought forth.
    There's a guide inside on how to further tweak everything from font to size to color so that you can customize it for your needs.

    Dark mode available in chapter 3!

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    02 Sep 2022

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    Geralt's boyfriend, Jaskier, could never stop talking, not even when in Geralt's lap in their favourite BDSM club. But it is the furthest thing in the world from annoying, at least to Geralt.

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    Geralt hears about his beautiful Submissive's day, and then gets him off.

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    13 Mar 2022

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    AU wherein Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers never met, Steve somehow manages to rescue the Winter Soldier anyway, and Avengers Tower ends up with the world’s angriest duckling and a whole new brand of entertainment.

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    (“He was dragging him out of the river,” Natasha argues later.

    “Nat, be honest, he was going for the Full Monty.” Says Clint.

    “I’m pretty sure we interrupted him in the middle of giving ‘emergency CPR’,” Tony agrees, “Or the stage after emergency CPR. Emergency Dick? Is that a thing?”

    “That’s not a thing,” Natasha and Clint reply.)

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    26 Feb 2022

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    "This is a very simple experiment, bard." Cold blue eyes met Jaskier's. "The Witcher over there? He's dying. There's only one thing that can save him at this point."

    Jaskier glanced towards Geralt apprehensively; his head lolled back. If he was conscious, he gave no sign of it.

    "I want you to bond him."

    Jaskier jerked, staring at the man in horror. "No."

    Soul-bonding was intimate, a moment reserved in private between two people who had decided to share every joy and every sorrow. They would feel each other's pain, know if the other was on the brink of death. It was a bond that could only be forged with good intention, with the purest motive. There was no way to undo it. Bonding Geralt would mean surrendering half his soul to the Witcher, to experiencing every pain, and every woe. But worse than that. Witchers didn't have souls. Jaskier would be throwing away the greatest connection he could ever experience, for a man who would never be able to return it. Jaskier was romantic enough to admit that he wanted a romance of the ages, and a bond of certainty.

    Not this.

    "Let me make this easier for you: bond him, or I'll kill you."

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    25 Feb 2022

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    Witchers are meant to be observant. A witcher caught unaware is a dead witcher.

    Witchers are bad at human ages. Even when it comes to their lovers.

    Both of these statements are true.

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    It takes Geralt 52 years to realize Jaskier doesn't age. Only then does he investigate why that is.

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    03 Feb 2022