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“You need to get laid,” Barty decides, making Regulus choke.
“Excuse me?!” he sputters, shocked.
“Where would I even find someone like that?! Not everyone is like, well- you!” Regulus says, sliding his hands down in face and gesturing up at the pair next to him.Just then as if the Gods had heard his cries and decided to take matters into their own hands, James fucking Potter just appears out of thin air and crashes down into the side of the coffee table with a loud thud.
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The Slytherins are trying to convince Reg to take time for himself and find a partner when James comes crashing down into the middle of the conversation (Literally).