Felix_J
Fandoms
- Lifesteal SMP (53)
- Video Blogging RPF (37)
- MILGRAM (Music Videos) (31)
- Empires SMP (28)
- キミガシネ | Kimi ga Shine | Your Turn To Die (Visual Novel) (12)
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god weighs his heart against a feather by Felix_J
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
25 Dec 2024
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EVBO: well, i hate to disappoint them, but i don't plan on bringing seawatt, or the evil parkour fighters back to parkour civilization.
In which Evbo brings them home.
Series
- Part 1 of felt evboverse
- Part 1 of heartfeather and co
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INHOS. by Felix_J
Fandoms: The Vault (Web Series), Kenadian's Prison Series, Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
20 Dec 2024
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Come on. Walk it through with them. "The Vault is not a secure prison." From a technical standpoint it's not a prison at all.
However, it's not an intentional mishap where you mix prisons and puzzles up for clout. Instead of a physical "uncompromised" prison that needs any itemset to work your way out (well, you'd like a pickaxe, but that sounds sad), it's a vault of the mind.
The Vault is really a misleading name. It, as well as a long box up a select amount of chunks, bedrock to stone, is a society first. Set of rules to be followed. Something you can surely choose to ignore and face the related consequences. …Crowd thinking is horrifying.
The build spans a hundred floors, like creators really appreciated number symbolism. Exit is the entrance. Em, it's at the bottom: in a cramped branch of the mines there's four obsidian door blocks to cover a semi-inconvenient escape line. Nothing really guards it. You're not allowed a lot of items common Outside, banking on players being kept in with that. No pick, don't even bring up pearls. But who needs those? You could mine around with your fist!
Series
- Part 3 of ken doesn't go to daedalus num.1876
- Part 7 of felt evboverse
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(drained of) all those extraordinary couples by Felix_J
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Kenadian's Prison Series
21 Nov 2024
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"You wanted his-" Seawatt starts very confidently, and then immediately shuts up in a bit of strain, as he tries sitting up with a solid lapful. "Get your ass back here, Evbo."
"If Ken asks," Evbo's said contrarian ass immediately responds. Ken, having caught its breath, just tilts its head over at him on the side and gives a toothy smile. It is not, in fact, a better thing to try and swing its power over Seawatt's. Evbo remembers it a second later.
"Now do the thing that Seawatt asks you to do," Kenadian says very, very gently.
OR: sincerest apologies to the Champion for what happens on their throne when they're not on it.
OR or: headband
Series
- Part 6 of felt evboverse
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The ways Ken loves.
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- Part 2 of heartfeather and co
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hell of your own creation by Felix_J
Fandoms: Kenadian's Prison Series, Minecraft But It's A Simulation (Web Series), Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
10 Nov 2024
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Following his obviously successful attempt to escape the Train, Kenadian contemplates on the road that lies ahead. Thankfully, there's an old rival and FWB (the important part in that abbreviation being F, standing for "friend, perhaps, hopefully") to help him along the way.
There is also a forest.
Series
- Part 5 of felt evboverse
- Part 2 of ken doesn't go to daedalus num.1876
Recent series
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felt evboverse by Felix_J
Fandom: Kenadian's Prison Series, Minecraft But It's A Simulation (Web Series), Parkour Civilization (Web Series), The Vault (Web Series)
25 Dec 2024
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parkciv, vault, sim, such and such
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ken doesn't go to daedalus num.1876 by Felix_J
Fandom: jjkay03's Nations Series, Kenadian's Prison Series, Minecraft But It's A Simulation (Web Series), Parkour Civilization (Web Series), The Vault (Web Series)
20 Dec 2024
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Unrelated fics in which Kenadian does not, in fact, go to Daedalus.
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but you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me by Felix_J
Fandom: 100 Hours Hardcore SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Afterlife SMP, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Empires SMP, Good Omens (TV), Ivorylore - MCRP, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, NotAnSMP, Squid Game (TV 2021), Tales From The SMP - Fandom, X Life SMP, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2024
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He sighs. "You don't look a gift-horse in the mouth before you kill it, fWhip."
"What if you need it for the teeth, though?" fWhip shakes his head and clicks the chat with his free hand. "Dearest Lizzie LDShadowlady, would you be so kind as to provide the coor-"
Joel groans loudly, and fWhip feels him tugging on their clasped hands, as if trying to break the hold, but not actually going through with it. He returns the gesture by gripping his hand even stronger.
Or, all of my exterra fics.
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FPE Felix_J fics let's goooo
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tour de force // main course by Anonymous for MarineHaddock
Fandoms: MILGRAM (Music Videos)
25 Dec 2024
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That’s not the only term for it, obviously. There are old-timey phrases like ‘carnivores’ and ‘prey’, or ‘teeth’ and ‘meat’ (so gross!!). Her health teachers had spoken, with stern faces and gritted teeth, about ‘people with dietary requirements’ and ‘atypical taste receptors’. Back in France, they used ‘Vampires’; more and more often, in Japan Muu has heard the term ‘Christians’. Reporters gravely describe terms of abuse hurled at victims like ‘spit swallowers’ or ‘mouthfuls’, or activists reclaiming one or the other in pride.
But those are all too explicit; too gorey. Delicate young ladies can’t be expected to sully their mouths with such language. The current euphemism – her parents call it the modern one; apparently each generation reinvents its own – is ‘forks’ and ‘cake.’
And Muu loves cake.
Bookmarked by Felix_J
26 Dec 2024
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“Do you think I deserved to win?”
Ivan raises an eyebrow.
“With Sua,” Mizi clarifies. It feels embarrassing to ask. Like she’s revealing too much. She never used to feel this conscious of herself before. “When we sang. Do you... do you think I should have won that round? It, it was so close. It could have gone either way, don’t you think?”
(Mizi's alive. Till's alive. Ivan's alive. And Sua—)
Bookmarked by Felix_J
25 Dec 2024
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Mizi thinks about life, and love, and has the courage to do something she's been thinking about for a long time. Hyuna couldn't be happier.
Bookmarked by Felix_J
25 Dec 2024
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why would i desecrate a carcass? (why let the offal go to waste?) by voidbread
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
24 Dec 2024
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When the flesh had been consumed, organs, muscles, bone marrow and all, the remaining scraps would be tossed into the Void. With that, the player was freed from the mortal realm, their body now safely scattered throughout the community.
Evbo had thought nothing odd about this in all his years as a Noob. He knew to be careful of Pros, as they often interfered with the ceremony, but the Pros interfered in any activity a Noob might do.
It wasn’t until he ranked up that he realized eating the dead wasn’t normal on the Pro layer.
Before Evbo can revive Seawatt, he must hold a funeral. He does it the only way he knows how.
Bookmarked by Felix_J
25 Dec 2024
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remind us who we are (we are not alone) by GhostWithAScythe
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Jun 2024
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The Neon Void build team was about as hostile a place as possible for Ken to be in, and he was far from untouchable.
Bookmarked by Felix_J
23 Dec 2024