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Bucky Barnes Causing So Much Gay Panic by Fantastic_Jackel_34219
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
18 Feb 2023
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Based on i-have-zero-chill's prompt on tumbrl: So like HYPOTHETICALLY if they were to make Bucky bi... which they WON’T but IF THEY DID... I think it would be really funny if he, Sam, and Sharon were in a situation where he had to flirt with a dude in order to get something they need. I can’t think of a scenario that would call for that right now but maybe he picks up on the fact that the dude is gay and when Sharon is like “I’ll go flirt with him” Bucky just says, “yeah that’s not gonna work I got this.” And Sam and Sharon are super confused before they realize exactly what’s happening and they’re just shook at how smooth Bucky is being with the guy. So Bucky comes back over to them and they’re like “the fuck was that?” and he’s like “what, I’m 106, I’m not dead.” And of course in an ideal world the camera would cut to Sam’s face with an expression of pure gay panic on it.
Anyway if someone wanted to write this fic i would be very much indebted to them lmao