Gifts for ElbowAnarchy
List of Gifts
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Failed Skill Check by CowgirlJ for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
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It started out as an ordinary day.
“Peter, can you take any longer? The tortoise has probably already won the race by now and the snails have won the Kentucky 500!” Tony says sarcastically to Peter through the door. It had been twenty minutes since Tony had told the boy to get ready to go and now it was getting later than he’d like to be.
“Out in a minute!!” Peter replies through the door. “Am I supposed to wear the-”
“Yes, Peter. Wear the suit.” Tony rolls his eyes. The kid was sometimes more than Tony ever wanted to handle.
In a good way, of course.
There was a thud from inside Peter’s room and Tony sighed.
More than Tony could handle… all the time.
“You fall into an alternate dimension or something?” Tony asks.
“No! I just tripped over MJ’s book!”
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What starts as an ordinary meeting turns into a crossover that goes dark for just one person, and no one knows what's going on behind the scenes. -
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Techno reacted mostly on instinct rather than anything else.
TWEETTWEETTWEET! His whistle screamed.
He didn’t remember jumping from his stand, but suddenly he was in the water. It only took a few strokes to reach Tommy’s drowning form.OR:
Author is a lifeguard and she's shoving lifeguard vibes onto her fave characters. -
First Impressions by Anonymous for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
29 Jan 2024
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“Are you saying,” Peter stops and holds up his hands as he tries to think. Pain is slowly growing along the back of his head, and he feels a migraine starting to form. “That my soulmate is in another dimension?”
He doesn’t know what he expects Strange to say. Maybe roll his eyes and call him stupid. Or even say, “Gotcha! It’s a prank!” But instead the sorcerer nods as if it’s the most logical conclusion in the world.
“That’s exactly what I’m saying,” Dr. Strange says, his frown deepening.
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Or, due to after-effects of Strange's spell, Peter Parker gets sent to a new deminsion. He finds his soulmate in unsuspecting places.
(A Spider-Man / Batfamily Crossover)
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Its in the Name (cause his name is Kraken) by ErissTheMean for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Jan 2024
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The sneakiest and most discreet-test mers got the best jobs. And Tommy certainly was the cecaelia of the highest streams! Of course he got picked to do the sneaking around and scuttling about.
And Tommy, as the Biggest Mer, and not the smallest of all the underlings of Sam, would succeed at stealing from the king.____________
Or: Mer Mafia Au, featuring little octopi Tommy and monstrous SBI -
Run Little One (though the pack may follow) by Quid_Opus_Est_Sciencia for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Dec 2023
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“The point is that you won’t find me,” Tommy said, wriggling in Phil’s hold a bit as he realized that they were in the den. Again.
Phil chuckled and nuzzled Tommy’s hair. “You claimed me as yours, little kit,” Phil reminded him with a soft smile. “I won’t apologize for claiming you as mine in return.”
Tommy growled unhappily but Phil only smiled benevolently down at him. He walked to the edge of the bed where Tommy now saw Techno and Wilbur curled up amongst the blankets, sleeping soundly.
Phil slowly lowered Tommy down between the two boys who immediately wrapped around him, tangling their tails with his.
Tommy stared up at Phil— not really knowing if he was glaring at the man or if he was pleading for mercy— who reached down and brushed a lock of hair away from his face, his expression sickeningly fond.
“I will always find you.” Phil whispered
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Or: Tommy tried to escape a crazy clowder of eccentric cats keeping him trapped and Phil is NOT happy with his methods.
Or or: Tommy takes a light jog through the woods and it doesn’t go well.
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Contact Your Doctor If You Feel Any Of The Following Symptoms: by Quid_Opus_Est_Sciencia for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Nov 2023
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The boy took another sip of tea and licked his lips nervously as he skimmed the words there, no doubt planning his escape should they find him. Phil laid a steady hand over the boy’s shaking one, brushing his thumb against his knuckles. Tommy reacted to the touch as if he had been struck, flinching and hunching in on himself.
A better man probably would have released his hold on Tommy immediately but Phil didn’t get this far by being a good man. He kept the contact, squeezing gently in reassurance. “We will keep you safe, Tommy.”
Tommy swallowed hard and stared where their hands touched, “Ok, sir.”
You will be ok. Phil promises silently. I know my love is as terrifying and as all-consuming as a forest fire but I promise you it will only cradle you close and will not burn. My fury will be your safety and I will make sure all your scars are a distant memory.
Or: Phil drugs Tommy but it doesn't go as planned.
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Choking on Air by Absoleil for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Oct 2023
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He's been poisoned! Wilbur scrambles for answers, lurching out of the loveseat, his brain bringing up some rather incriminating facts that he wants to ignore, but-
(The servants were scared, there's no guards outside the door, his brain whispers, the only chair that could have been far enough away from the Emperors to try and escape was removed.)
Wilbur's eyes dart, and he slithers as fast as he can towards the door, but there's Emperor Philza in front of him, cooing like Wilbur's a frightened animal.
(Emperor Technoblade didn't let me see the tea service, Wilbur recalls, the realization bitter, Emperor Philza forced me to sit on the loveseat, where I wouldn't be able to get away.)
Stumbling clumsily backwards, tripping over his tail, Wilbur lands in strong arms. The Emperors are shouting out the door and all Wilbur can focus on is the hidden satisfaction in their faces, coming to a grim realization as the world starts dissolving into black spots.
OR: Wilbur Soot, the Royal Advisor, is called in to see the Emperors. He grows to regret it.
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- Part 2 of Tavern Bingo 2023! :]
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He hardly realizes when Techno pulls away, his fangs retracting from his skin as the vampire wipes away the blood that had spilled from the two pin pricks, putting a small amount of pressure on the wounds.
Tommy just lets himself topple forwards, wanting to be closer to Techno, to anyone, really— the vampire catches him in his arms with a grunt. He holds him close, burying his face in his hair, a small rumbling starting up in his chest.
“You’re going to be the sweetest fledging ever, aren’t you?” Techno whispers into his hair, wrapping an arm around his waist to keep him close to his side, “I can’t wait for you to become mine,” He says, declares, tightening his hold on him.
Or Tommy asks vampire Techno to bite him.
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- Part 7 of Apocalypse au’s
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High Hopes by Quid_Opus_Est_Sciencia for Flustered, Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy), Fozzy, ErissTheMean, HollowBanana, awoof_0, bitsinboots,
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Apr 2023
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Magic twisted around the boy and curly hair turned to soft fur beneath Techno’s fingers. The boy’s face elongated to a small snout, his feet turned to hooves and the boy’s sobs were replaced with pitiful whining squeaks.
Between one blink and the next, Techno was face-to-face with a Piglin kit— the little thing’s eyes shining with tears and his ears flat in misery.
A chuff exploded out of Techno’s chest before he could stop it and the kit squealed. He tugged at Techno’s grip with newfound fervor. The man felt little tendrils of defensive magic run up his arms but overusing magic had more drawbacks than an awful smell.
The kit was far too weak now to escape him.
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Or: Techno doesn’t approve of Tommy overusing his magic.
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Big boys don't cry (even when they should) by ErissTheMean for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
12 Mar 2023
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Hack, slash, hide. Technoblade was quite an expert at this whole apocalypse thing already. It was some time already after all.
Maybe six years? At least three since he had to start gathering things by himself. But Technoblade was proud to be the Provider in his little family. Heaven’s know that Wilbur wouldn’t be able to do half the shit Techno was doing.
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Or: Technoblade centric zombie au. I promise, it's a GOOD ENDING, and no, Techno does not die -
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im going to make Superb Lyrebird TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF) a tag if its the last thing I do
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- Part 1 of the guide to hypnosis by tommyinnit
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Come home, little one by Kosher for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Dec 2022
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Now look, Tommy is never known to be the smartest or the brightest of the bunch. No one has ever praised Tommy for his intelligence. In fact, no one has praised Tommy at all.
His matrons have told them, time and time again, almost everyday of their lives to never enter the forest ever, especially when it's night time. But here he is, doing the exact opposite.
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Hunger Makes You Stupid by Quid_Opus_Est_Sciencia for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2022
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Tommy wailed in agony, the harsh impact and unforgiving cold against his back was a horrible pain he had not yet experienced. Even falling had not hurt this bad.
He cried and chattered for his sire to come for him, but there was only emptiness when he reached out.
“ Oh .”
The word was like a gentle breeze flowing through forest leaves— a sort of symphony in and of itself, reverent and gentle.
The fingers around his neck relaxed until Tommy could hardly feel them anymore. He still keened and whined his displeasure, his sensitive nerves pulsing shockwaves of pain throughout his entire body.
“Oh, hello,” The prey turned predator greeted gently. “I am sorry, little one. I did not mean to hurt you.”
Tommy cracked open a stinging eye to see blazing red ones and glittering fangs before him. It was a predator like him, but older. Much older.
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Or: Tommy is VERY hungry and attacks the first thing he sees. This happens to be a very old vampire.
Or Or: Philza finds the vampire equivalent of a newborn stumbling around a dark alley.
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Dear Heart, Don't Wander Too Far From Home by CowgirlJ for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Oct 2022
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For Unlikely, happy belated birthday <3
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Tommy lives in a fantastical forest.
SBI are cryptids.
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Cover me in gold (I feel no pain towards it) by Angelfire115 for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Sep 2022
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He doesn't hurt Tommy, that would go against the deal but he wasn't like any other foster home.
He was very insistent on Tommys health. From eating regularly to hygiene.
It took months for Tommy to even let him anywhere near his wings but eventually he got to it.
And boy did that change things.
You see, Tommy is an avian. So he has wings.
Wings that match the colour of his hair so they are a striking yellow.
Almost gold.
And again, it's important to remember Technoblade, when Tommy had summoned him, was covered in gold.
And when Tommy started living with the creature, he was also covered in said gold.
He just got used to it.
Tommy always let the creature cover him head to toe.
Necklaces.
Bracelets.
Rings.
Crowns.
Clothing.
But Tommy has noticed one thing Techno always does.
Stare longingly at his ears.
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Tommy lives with a demon who dotes and protects him. As long as he never hurts Tommy, Tommy doesn't care what Techno does.
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Tommy's entire body shakes and he feels the urge to scream. Even though the room is so hot he sweats, he can't help but feel his veins freeze over as the large three fingered creature lifts a hand.
It's a slow approach but soon enough its massive hand cups his cheek and he flinches. A small squeak of surprise escapes him.
The beast makes a strange sound, like chuffs or soft snorts, he can't tell.
The beast's massive hand stays resting on his cheek before going to his hair where he tenses further. He expects the creature to grip his locks with a painful hold but it doesn't.
It instead chuffs more as it gently cards its minuscule amount of fingers through his hair.
Tommy swears its pupils grow wider for a moment before it's gone.
Another rumble that sounds eerily like a hum escapes it before it surprises Tommy again.
"Hello Runt." The beast speaks.
Or
Tommy is kidnapped while trying to take a breather and taken to some random cave where a boar beast has plans on keeping him.
And making sure he knows it.