DancingLifeboat
Fandoms
- WitchCraft SMP (3)
- Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist (TV) (3)
- Empires SMP (3)
- Video Blogging RPF (2)
- Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye (Web Series) (2)
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Gem Accidentally Acquires Weird Work Family via her Soulmate by DancingLifeboat for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
28 Jun 2024
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If Gem breathed in through her nose, she could smell the hashbrowns and eggs as they sizzled on a nearby stove- almost. However, at the moment any pleasant breakfast scents were overshadowed by the smell of something undeniably burnt-
“Scar, I swear- “
“ETHOOOO- SCAR SET THE TOASTER ON FIRE AGAIN.”
“HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? IT SET ITSELF ON FIRE- ALL I DID WAS TRY TO USE IT.”
“I haven’t clocked in yet Bdubs.” The man sprawled on the booth responded without moving, “I do not care.”Aka: In a universe where you're born with a mark where your soulmate will first touch you that changes colours when they do; Gem runs into her Soulmate on the most chaotic first day of work every.
Aka: Gem gets a job as a chef at a small diner and gets there just in time to see Scar holding a flaming toaster
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Epic Girlfail WLW Yuri College Crack AU #notclickbait by DancingLifeboat
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
15 Jun 2024
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They're both girlfails and horrendously gay. What more do you want from me.
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"You kissed me," vs "You kissed back" (Plot Twist- they're Gay) by DancingLifeboat
Fandoms: Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye (Web Series)
05 Mar 2024
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Paul and Artemis come back to Connor Creek after another job, and both of them end up hanging out with and getting together with their respective crushes.
*spaces between paragraphs means a perspective change or a time skip*Series
- Part 1 of Wayward Guide DancingLifeBoat
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"You kissed me," vs "You kissed back" (Take Two Electric Boogaloo) by DancingLifeboat for soaringcomet
Fandoms: Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye (Web Series)
05 Mar 2024
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They were still holding hands; Madison didn’t know what to do.
She should probably let go, should probably let the heat fluttering up her arm to settle in her chest disperse into the night air.
“Now uh,” Madison stumbled over her words, fighting the instinct to gaze back up at the sky to hide her still flushed face “-where was I in the story?”
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Being tucked against Paul was so heavenly Sybilus had half a thought to redefine divinity just to make the word wonderous enough to fit; so of course, it was torture in that same moment— to feel Paul’s fingers brush against the sensitive skin of his face as he re-oriented Sybilus’s glasses with gentle but unhesitant movements.
He wanted, desperately, to return even a portion of Paul’s tenderness— to give some affection back to the man who gave it so freely and sincerely— to give Paul the gifts that he had given Sybilus despite Paul being far worthier a recipient.Series
- Part 2 of Wayward Guide DancingLifeBoat
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The Time Witch: Six stacks of gold says that this chat dissolves into chaos within a week.
The Fire-Frost Witch: Too optimistic, I say a day at most
The Illusion WItch: You underestimate the chaos of this group
Recent series
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Wayward Guide DancingLifeBoat by DancingLifeboat
Fandom: Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye (Web Series)
05 Mar 2024
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- Works:
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Pix’s Documentary: Venus Flytrap Husbands, courtesy of the Sun and Moon Café by DancingLifeboat, Peak4876
Fandom: Empires SMP
25 Dec 2022
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Sausage didn’t expect to fall in love with two pretty customers. Jimmy and Scott didn’t expect to fall in love with their local barista. Shenaniganery and gay panic ensues.
- Words:
- 9,551
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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two peas, one evil pod by bentsage
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
- Words:
- 5,131
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 39
Bookmarked by DancingLifeboat
16 Jan 2025
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He wants to push up into Grian’s weight, wants to grind himself into the soft bed underneath him. Wants hands in his hair and kisses pressed to his neck. He’s got his eyes screwed shut, but when Grian’s fingers hit a spot on the underside of his wings, just above where they connect to the line of his spine, he has to clench his jaw and bare his teeth to keep from doing something stupid like begging for more.
Which is why it’s such a surprise, when—
“You’re getting off on this, aren’t you?”
Or, Grian's respawned in the woodland mansion, and these wings on Jimmy's back keep itching.
Bookmarked by DancingLifeboat
14 Jan 2025
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Choking on your alibis by Anonymous for PawPunk, undead nettles
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Dec 2021
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Myth knew that Scott was mad at him. Myth wanted to piss Scott off- he always thought people were more attractive when they wanted to kick his teeth in.
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Scott decided to tell Myth to back off of his husband, and instead, they have sex. Horray.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,446
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
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- 146
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Bookmarked by DancingLifeboat
28 Dec 2024
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The slap stings in the best possible way.
(OR: Pain helps Sausage let go of all his worries.)
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- Part 15 of the weakest empire (or so the stories say)
Bookmarked by DancingLifeboat
27 Dec 2024
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King Mythical J Sausage of Mythland comes to Codfather Soldarity for... something. Repentance. Punishment. Cruelty. These are not the things he wants, but these are the things he's sure he deserves.
Jimmy surprises them both. Despite everything, the time and pain apart, and everything the demon took from them, they still slot together too well to be anything other than each others.
So they fuck about it. It's good for the soul.
Bookmarked by DancingLifeboat
27 Dec 2024