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    Unexpectedly becoming a father to four technically stolen infants wasn’t exactly how newly-renamed Splinter expected to live his life. Originally he had planned to live it up, settle down, maybe have a kid, and die an accomplished has-been who never had to follow in his own father's footsteps.

    But of course he fell in love with a horrific spider-lady and one thing led to another and here he was: a literal rat living in America’s New York City sewers with his four teenage sons, none of which were neither rats, human, nor spiders (Thank the Ancestors!). Parenting is… difficult, and all things considered Splinter thinks he did alright given his lack of preparation.

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  1. Rec 20

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    "Hey...so...uh..." Phoenix coughs out, voice scratchy from his most recent line repetitions. It's a small mistake, not unsalvageable. All he has to do is stick to the script. Stick to the script. Stick...

    His eyes flick down to his note cards. He swears he’d printed them in his best penmanship, atop one of the library's extra premium desks, but everything is spinning and he feels faintly like he's going to throw up. "Did you uh," he starts, letters swirling in his eyes. "Did...you fall out of heaven...?"

    Genius prosecutor-in-training Miles Edgeworth regards him with a blank stare. Phoenix thinks now would be an opportune time for him to locate the nearest possible bridge and promptly jump off of it. 

    The joys and woes (mostly woes) of being in love, as told by BratFeen.

    Fic heavily inspired by @cokiicookies's bratfeen art on twitter!

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    20 Oct 2024

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    There’s a hand on his shoulder, barely making contact. A red gauntlet glows around the wrist.

    Sonic blinks, the pain having evaporated so fast he feels almost weightless. “Shadow?”

    Shadow’s breathing heavily. “Problem.”

    The retrieval of the ancient tech Shadow (and Sonic, in tow) has been sent to uncover takes a turn for the worst. In this case, the “worst” means… becoming physically and inextricably linked to each other. For the foreseeable future.

    OR: Metaphysical handcuffs, and general gay buffoonery.

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    01 Oct 2024

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    The last thing he saw when he finally managed to focus his vision was the barrel of a pistol pointed at his face.
    The last thing he heard was Deadpool's fucking voice.

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    Deadpool saves Spider-Man's life and everyone's perspective of him changes. Especially Peter's.

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    19 Sep 2024

  4. Rec 14

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    Adaman is hesitant to trust the strange man in white who navigates the Distortion World so effortlessly.

    (Distortion Guide AU)

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    19 Sep 2024

  5. Rec 4

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    Sigma asks Reaper to go to one of his favorite musicals with him.

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    19 Sep 2024