CollyWobbleKiwi
Fandoms
- 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (5)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (3)
- Pet Shop of Horrors (Manga) (3)
- Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms (1)
- 凤于九天 - 风弄 | Fèng Yú Jiǔ Tiān - Fēng Nòng (1)
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Heavily inspired by helping the world via murder, a guide by your local reformed terrorist by RK7200.
In the natural order of things, as is fated by heaven itself, Hatake Kakashi never gets to meet his mother. No matter who she is, or where she came from, she dies at his birth. The phrasing is key. She dies. He is born. The two don’t have to be connected though they often are.
But as with all things, there are exceptions no matter how impossible.
This is probably terrible.
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Alternative forms of Employment by CollyWobbleKiwi
Fandoms: Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey
04 May 2022
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a not-memoir by Meric-an, former Sleepgiver and potential citizen of Valdemar.
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Tajima decides Ran-no-Me’s marriage when she is sixteen. It is a little late but to be expected. Ran-no-Me did not get on her horse until she was fifteen and she has chosen the path of a shinobi. Marriages come later to girls who chose the outside world of fighting for their clan but marriages still come and here is Ran-no-Me’s.
It is a shit show and something must be done about it.
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- Part 2 of Singing Image of Fire
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Yet his blood would flow down the family tree. As would his will.
Izuna’s death was not the beginning of the hell, his death was in fact merely one more death in what had been two years of merciless laughter from the gods.
Madara’s inner house of two wives, three concubines, and eleven living, healthy children had been reduced to one pregnant concubine.
With his world destabilised and his every hopeful wish for the future now ash, Madara, widowed and nearly childless, turns to ways to suppress the factions of his clan that will leave his household diminished but his blood and will reigning over the Uchiha for the generations to come.
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- Part 1 of Singing Image of Fire
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Papapapaperwork by CollyWobbleKiwi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Apr 2020
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A collection of snippets and ficlets that aren't enough to stand alone. Current updates: QiJiu Week Prompts.
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Wherein I whump Madara and also aggressively give him female relatives.
Where marriage is like any other tool in a Shinobi's arsenal and I eyeball the suspected timeline of the Naruto canon and then throw it out the window.
The title comes from a poem by Kukai
Singing Image of Fire
A hand moves, and the fire's whirling takes different shapes:
All thing change when we do.
The first word,
"Ah," blossoms into all others.
Each of them is true.
- Kukai- Words:
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- Works:
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bffs 4 lyfe: cosmo's tips to getting (and keeping) your man by CollyWobbleKiwi, mysticaltorque
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
25 Dec 2018
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Protandry, the process where a creature born male becomes a female at some point in their life span so it doesn't quite fit this series, but then I found out it applies to Clownfish, and no one can deny Leon is something of a fool...
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The only genderswap PSOH on the web (that I've found) thus far
Drabbles posted as they come to me and so are out of order.
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- 3
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love nest by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Nov 2024
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Steph stares at him a lot more incredulously. Then she grips his arm so she can shake him, just a little. Or a lot.
She maybe nearly knocks over their froyo, but not the point, okay?
“Robin, is Superboy a monsterfucker,” she demands. “Robin, you have to tell me if Superboy’s a monsterfucker. You can’t not tell me if Superboy’s a monsterfucker!”
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- Part 4 of a fake cryptid and a real romantic
Bookmarked by CollyWobbleKiwi
29 Dec 2024
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birds fly in every direction by distracted_dragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 Sep 2021
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Tim Drake lives a perfectly good life. During the day, he's a freshman at Gotham Academy. At night, he surveils criminal activity and sends detailed analyses to Commissioner Gordon. If he's lucky, he might even get a photo of a Bat or two. He even writes increasingly popular LinkedIn articles about vigilantes and the criminal justice system under the pseudonym Jeffrey Anderson.
Gotham is the one that needs help, not Tim.
Bruce Wayne has a thing or two to say about that.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 169,596
- Chapters:
- 24/27
- Collections:
- 18
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- 2,150
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- 8,279
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Bookmarked by CollyWobbleKiwi
26 Dec 2024
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Dark Matter Multiverse by mysterycyclone
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Jun 2024
- Words:
- 264,400
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Bookmarked by CollyWobbleKiwi
24 Dec 2024
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Is it running from your problems if your problems consider you to be a dead imprint of consciousness that killed their son? Yes, but Danny tries not to think about how his nightmares of his parents trying to kill him came true when they found out he was Phantom.
After being on the run from his parents and the government for a couple of months, moving from town to town, Danny ends up in Gotham City and decides to risk staying in Batman's territory. He'd take the wrath of Batman over live vivisection via beloved parents or being studied and torn apart by the government. Besides, he's not a meta. Being dead is a medical condition.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,090
- Chapters:
- 43/?
- Collections:
- 52
- Comments:
- 9,207
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23 Dec 2024
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Peter the Pizza Guy by Irisen
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
18 May 2024
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Strange’s second spell does not have anything to do with memory. Maybe Peter should have expected it, as the previous one acted in the same way.
Instead of erasing the memories of the ones he loves across the world, the incantation plucked him from his universe, erasing all traces of his existence, and threw him into a new one.
Now seventeen, having lost his family and friends, he finds himself in a strange world, alone in one of the most dangerous cities across all dimensions.Or : Peter needs money to survive Gotham and picks up a pizza delivery job.
Spider-Man/DCU (Specifically Batman) Crossover
Do not repost to monetized websites like webnovel
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- Part 1 of Pizzaverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 197,418
- Chapters:
- 39/?
- Collections:
- 63
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by CollyWobbleKiwi
23 Dec 2024