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  1. Summary

    A collection of various stories that belong in my H.B. universe, but have no particular spot in the timeline. Past, future, or just weird stuff that doesn't fit well in the other collections.

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  3. Summary

    A series of stories about Aziraphale and Crowley's life as humans after heaven and hell strip them of their celestial identities.

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  4. Summary

    A series of non-connected stories, of all shapes an sizes, all about bringing back our beloved Ianto Jones. I challenged myself to prove there are endless ways it can be done.

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  5. Summary

    When a man walks into Mick's office and hires the PI to protect his daughter, life as they know it changes forever. The daughter is Beth, the man is a vampire, and the universe isn't quite what Mick and Beth thought it was. This series was started after the episode "The Ringer" and goes on its twisting, turning way from there (later weaving some elements from later eps back in).

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  1. Rec 2

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    Good Omens music video with the song "Wrong Side of Heaven" by Five Finger Death Punch.
    Alternate title: Crowley going through it for approximately 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

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    25 Dec 2024

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  2. Rec 54

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    At the tail end of the 1700s, Aziraphale finds himself stuck in a small European country with an assignment to elevate its Emperor to sainthood. He’d rather see the man in a ditch than on iconography, but Gabriel loves humans who are basically him with a crown.
    Fortunately, Crowley soon appears as the Emperor’s tailor and distracts Aziraphale with presents (not courting!), outings (definitely not dates!), and a slew of new outfits for the angel (there’s a tape measure involved, so it’s okay if Crowley gets a bit handsy).

    All in all, things are going splendidly – except Gabriel keeps popping in, Crowley can’t use miracles, and for some godforsaken reason, Aziraphale can’t see the Emperor’s new clothes that the rest of the court won’t shut up about.

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    06 Dec 2024

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  3. Rec *

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    Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!

    (He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)

    Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.

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    05 Dec 2024

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  4. Rec 11

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    “Oi,” says Crowley. “Angel. Remember you owe me that favor?”
    “Oh, do I? I must do. Dear me, I seem to forget, sometimes.”

    Before the arrangement, there were favors. Which is how Aziraphale finds himself at a Greek crossroads just before midnight making a crossroads deal on Crowley’s behalf. Trouble is, he’s not the only one at the crossroads. A goddess is there, and she’s got a deal in mind of her own…

    Featuring dreams, deals, wing-grooming, and summer in Athens.

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    28 Nov 2024

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  5. Rec 55

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    “Come and see,” Morticia whispered, her eyes closed, her long nails grazing the smooth glass ball. The shapes in the crystal came alive.

    “An angel, wielding a flaming sword.”

    “He will be coming for you, Crowley.”

    “Beware, a swift strike through the heart.”

    Crowley squirmed in his chair. That didn’t sound good. There was not much in his line of work and general life that would meet with the approval of a holy entity. Was he about to get smitted? Smote?

    Morticia suddenly opened her eyes and stared right into his soul.

    “Smitten.”

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    20 Oct 2024

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