AlibiNonsense
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- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (9)
- Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz (8)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (6)
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) (5)
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types (5)
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One moment, blackness and drifting, the next she’s sitting in a car that smells of well-kept leather and cigarettes and her brother’s aftershave and staring at the moving road. Wango Tango is blaring out of the stereo and there are three kids on bikes she recognizes in front of her.
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Max wakes up in the past. She's been grieving Billy for a year and now she has him back. Except... Billy's Billy. He's a shit brother who hates her, and really how much of a sibling relationship is there to salvage? -
he's in a yellow tie: she's in a purple dress by AlibiNonsense
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
06 Jan 2024
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Dad and Mom were watching a movie when he got back. Some romcom they’d watched before. When he stepped through the door, Mom paused the movie and turned to peek over the edge of the couch arm to see who it was.
“Rodrick!” She stood up and came rushing over in Mom-mode. “Sweetie, what happened!? Oh my god!”
Dad followed behind her, mouth agape and frowning. “Did someone pour water on you?”
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Bob Cratchit is visited by three ghosts and is very confused.
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Yukio hid behind Rin.
“Who are you?” asked Rin, because he had to be brave for the both of them.
“Amaimon,” said the green man. “And this is Behemoth.” He lifted the arm holding the harness a little higher and Yukio started shaking. Yukio was scared of everything, even weird men with pet harnesses.
“Ok, run along now, children,” said the pink man, throwing his hat across the room to where it caught on the knob of a hat-stand and twirled once before settling.
Father Fujimoto sighed. “Rin, Yukio, do as he says.” -
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“I’ll stuff you in,” said Snape. “I’ll stuff you in me until the skin of my rectum bursts and I bleed out onto you. I’ll stuff you into me until I vomit with the pain.”
Hagrid shivered. “One measly stick won’t help to loosen you up,” he said.
Snape, giving Hagrid a sharp look of displeasure, managed to shakily stand. “I’ll loosen me up,” he said. Treading lightly over to Dumbledore seemed to give him new purpose and a light to his eyes. “I’ll loosen me up.”
(Reader, this does not go to plan.)
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Alex Rider has been sexually abused by his uncle and those willing to pay for several years when one of his "customers" is killed by an assassin. The assassin upon somehow recognising him and understanding what has happened endeavours to make sure he is never hurt again even if that means taking in the boy himself.
Inspired by Strictly Business by Suzie_Shooter
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26 Dec 2024
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Alex is ill on a mission and runs into a certain international assassin. He doesn't know what's going on, but Yassen will keep him safe until his delirium passes.
Febuwhump day 19 - Delirium
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22 Dec 2024
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Alex heads back to his old school to pick up his colleague's daughter. However, the repercussions from said excursion are a little higher than expected. What will happen when a teacher figures out Alex's current profession?
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22 Dec 2024
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Seen it All by Too_Many_Rooks
Fandom: Alex Rider (TV 2020), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
16 Apr 2022
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21 Dec 2024
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Hold a Little Longer by Too_Many_Rooks
Fandoms: Alex Rider (TV 2020), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
17 Jan 2022
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Five times Alex didn't need rescuing, and one time he did.
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- Part 1 of Seen it All
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21 Dec 2024