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    Hatake Kakashi has been pulled off of ANBU duty to become a jonin teacher. In effort to keep himself at least somewhat entertained as well as to prevent from having to put too much effort into training his genin, he informs them that a jutsu he made up on the spot is too difficult for them to preform and has them practice until he deems them ready. Meanwhile, Team 7 begins taking after Kakashi, and that includes being interested in this jutsu of his as well.

    AKA: Kakashi ends up training his team by trying to not train them, the Leaf Village is convinced Kakashi's making mini-Kakashis out of his students, and enemy nin become scarred for life.

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    17 Oct 2024

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    Lmaoooo funny

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    Batman gets into a situation during an alien invasion and could use a rescue. Unfortunately, Dick and Jason don't think the Justice League is up for the task. At all.

    So Dick lets the League know that he will be handling the situation and to expect Batman back by the end of the night. He even promises that he won't be going alone. No one should stand in the way of a Batfamily rescue, even if the Justice League doesn't know there's a Batfamily at all.

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    12 Sep 2024

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    Ch 2
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    I should b studying for my mcat but here i am

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    “So,” she drawls, almost too casually around the lemon lollipop in her mouth as they’re sitting by the fire. “Is it true that you wrote Fix Your Heart while you were recovering from a breakup?”

    Without even thinking, Kim Dokja slips into his Work Mode to answer her. He angles himself to face her, twisting his body to draw attention to the lines of his slim waist and the jut of his hip, and flashes her his Idol Smile #3.

    “I’m loyal to my fans, first and foremost,” he says, crinkling his eyes warmly in the way that his fans are crazy about. “I haven’t had the time to dabble with romance with how busy my career has been, but I’m glad that my lyrics resonated enough that they felt right despite that.”

    Han Sooyoung gapes at him. The lollipop slips right out of her open mouth and clatters onto the dirt.

    Kim Dokja is a man who has rather clear priorities after his favorite novel comes to life—unfortunately for his companions, informing them about his former idol career is not one of them.

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    11 Sep 2024

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    Minato knows at the beginning of the week that it's going to be a hellish one. Mostly because it starts with the kidnapping of one of his two remaining students, only a year after they'd lost the first one. He just doesn't realize at the time that it's not going to be a hellish week - it's going to be hell for quite a bit longer than that.

    It all starts with Rin's kidnapping, and her subsequent rescue at the hands of a mysteriously appearing, monstrously strong, murderously violent woman.

    A woman with cotton candy pink hair.

    It only devolves from there.

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    06 Jun 2024

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    This again

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    Hanzo joins Overwatch and falls in love with Cole. However, relationships are not necessarily his forte. So what is a former oyabun to do? He does the most logical thing that he could do of course.

    He kidnaps Gabriel Reyes.

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    21 Mar 2024

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    Soooo fucking funny