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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    01 Dec 2024

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    "So. Part of the whole Phantom shtick is unhealthily fixating on a beautiful young ingénue." The Serpent pulled a grimace, or at least appeared to. Again, that blasted mask. "Very important, the League of Phantoms* has rules on it and everything. Demands at least an abduction or two within the first fiscal year, and I was rather behind, so-"

    *Yes, they unionise. The healthcare package is frankly breathtaking.

    "Well, then you've made a dreadful mistake! It surely can't have escaped your attention that I am NOT an ingénue!" Aziraphale flustered. "I'm sorry to inform you, dear boy, but you've kidnapped a forty-something bookkeeper who occasionally understudies the understudy of the third tree on the left!"

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    25 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Seeeeeeeeeeeerpent of the Opera is there, inside your mind

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Crowley's been Hell's Grand Inquisitor for millennia now. Ever since the Apocalypse, he's managed to carve out a relatively cushy life for himself. Hell won the War, Angels were essentially eradicated and all human souls were Satan's. Everything was fine.

    Until one day he hears a rumor that the Last Angel in the universe was finally captured. Until Beelzebub is suddenly ordering him to get information from said Angel, information that's critical for Hell's survival. Until the moment he first locks eyes with the last Angel, and everything he's ever known starts to crumble around him.

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    An AU where we see what would have happened had Aziraphale and Crowley not been assigned to Earth.

    ✨✨Now Complete✨✨

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    25 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    There's a first time for everything. Gotta make it perfect, right?

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    No, Crowley had been convinced. If it were ever to happen, he was confident that drama would be key. A backdrop of Hellfire, or a frenzied lurch for freedom, or some other forced decision of similar magnitude—something external prompting him to seize Aziraphale and drag him in close, deliver a kiss like a message, a challenge.

     

    It needed to be fantastically exciting, or there would be too much risk of Aziraphale coming to his senses and walking away.

     

    Crowley couldn’t picture it any other way. Certainly he hadn’t pictured it like... this.

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    14 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    After overhearing she may be the last, the unicorn leaves the safety of her forest to find out if she's truly the last unicorn left in the world.
    Travelling magician Aziraphale knows he wants more than the life he's currently living, but it takes meeting the unicorn to force him to make a change.
    Crowley once dreamed of being Robin Hood, but fell in with bandits instead. A chance meeting with the unicorn makes him think there may still be good left in him.
    Despite Aziraphale's protests, the two men find themselves on a quest to find King Haggard, the Red Bull and where the other unicorns have gone.

    A loose re-telling of The Last Unicorn.

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    08 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Last Unicorn