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    His gaze bore into Wade’s intensely and filled with heat, “I like you, Wade. A lot.”

    Wade's smile dropped completely. He stared blankly at Logan, his expression unreadable. For a moment, Logan’s heart sank; he thought he’d crossed a line, that Wade would try to let him down easy with some joke.

    But instead, Wade did something entirely unexpected.

    He started laughing. The goddamn idiot started laughing.

    Logan froze, his mouth parting slightly as he stared at Wade in disbelief. His hands remained lightly wrapped around Wade, uncertain if he should hold or let go. He didn’t know what to say or how to respond.

    Eventually, the laughter died down, leaving behind an almost eerie quiet. Wade’s expression shifted, his haze turning serious and guarded. He looked at Logan, his eyes soft as he said quietly, “You don’t like me, Logan. Not like that.”

    Or; The five times Logan showed Wade he loved him but Wade convinced himself otherwise and the one time Wade finally believed it.

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    Logan gets back into the car and tosses the bag with the lube in it into Wade's lap, thanking god for self checkout machines, because he's pretty sure that's going to go down as the worst retail experience of his god damned life.

    He adjusts his dick, which is still rock hard and bordering painful, from where he had it tucked up in his waist band.

    Jesus, he hopes nobody recognized him, buying lube with a hard on, with just a ball cap and a jacket thrown over the wolverine costume.

    "Ok, so the plan is, we get back to the hotel, whatever happens happens, this stuff works its way out of our system in a few hours, and we can just pretend it never happened, right?" Logan asks.
    ***

    The boys get hit with the sex pollen on a mission!

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    Living a life where there isn’t much going on besides merch work, Wade and Logan take to having a good time together. At first it’s just sharing the kind of high they both are always trying to achieve to make things feel a little easier. It slowly morphs into something else that really brings the fun back into their lives. Something they’d forgotten could exist and sounds as difficult to keep as every buzz they chase… but it turns out it’s not so hard, if they acknowledge all they actually need is each other.

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    Logan has been trying to say he wants something different in their dynamic. Wade's trying to respect an assumption. Thankfully sharing clothes is one of the latter's weaknesses.

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    When Wade pushes up on tiptoes to glance around the Ragin' Cajun, there’s Logan scowling back at the two of them.

    And then, before Wade can say anything, which is honestly quite a fucking feat, Logan bares his teeth, turns, and stalks off deeper into the cave. Wade sighs. “Guess that’s my cue.”

    He pats Remy’s chest consolingly—and cops a quick feel while he’s at it, because he’s only metahuman—and moves to follow the big bad Wolverine, though not without blowing a dramatic kiss back over his shoulder. “It was fun while it lasted, cher.”

    [Five times Wade’s completely oblivious to Logan’s jealousy because he’s an insecure idiot, plus the one time someone casually points out Logan’s animalistic possessiveness (much to Wade’s shock).]

    [You know the drill by now; go read the other parts, and I’ll love you forever.]

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    Logan sniffs, growl and then...

    Wade didn't know what's going apart that he was sick.

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    Things had been going too well so far; Wade should have known it wasn’t going to stay such smooth sailing for long. He really did only mean to help. Unfortunately, the patented Wade Wilson Lack of Impulse Control has come back to bite him once again.

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    Wade and Logan are adjusting to their new lives, which is going back to doing what they do best. Some pretty nasty things others don’t have the guts to do. It’s all sunshine and rainbows in Wade’s opinion, until the unexpected happens. Wolverine, of all people, not having the stomach to make it through missions… or much of anything else eventually. Logan contemplates if he’d rather die during one than say what he needs to say to Wade fucking Wilson though.

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    It had been 2 months since Logan (and Mary Puppins) had moved in. It took a bit of adjusting, sure, and a lot of bickering but they had all turned into a somewhat makeshift family.

    ———————

    Aka a slow burn Domestic poolverine fic

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    ‘Logan needs time and space to adjust to it all. Wade knows the feeling- his life was changing constantly even before becoming a half chewed rat testicle. What Logan *doesn’t* need is a pathetically down bad Wade ‘Deadpool’ Wilson trailing after him, begging for kisses, cuddles, and car shattering sex.

    No matter *how* much he wants to get on his knees.

    And *beg*.’

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    Wade’s blood ends up on Logan all the time, and it’s a pretty regular occurrence at this point. No big deal. But when Logan wakes up with his claws in the other man and the terror of a lingering nightmare, Wade has to help him. And quick.

     

    E-Rating for: mild sexual language and general content, language, violence, blood, and a mildly graphic panic attack

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    Logan offers comfort to Wade and, surprise, how the turns have tabled when Wade does the same for him.

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    “Talk to me, Spidey,” Deadpool prompted.

    “This is not how I wished your first time inside me would be.”

    Wade’s movements halted suddenly. “Fuck me.”

    “I wish,” Peter muttered with a sigh.

     

    Five times Peter Parker was notoriously bad at flirting, and the one time he wasn't.

     

    Based on the song Bed Chem by Sabrina Carpenter

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    Out of their routine post world-saving, the Avengers own Nick Fury sends Deadpool and Wolverine on a trip across the states.

    And now the two are stuck in a car, together, for around 40 hours.

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    Road Trip AU :3

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    Logan bares his teeth.

    “We weren’t trying to pass judgment on,” Hank’s eyes flicker towards Wade, who widens his own back at him, “your personal life or choices. But the organization, the school and the kids, their safety, that’s our priority. I know you know that, Logan—”

    “What I know,” Logan interrupts viciously, “is that we’re not friends. I know you want us to be, that you think we are, but we’re not. As far as I’m concerned? You’re a stranger to me. And what you should know, as a person with some common fucking sense? Is not to badmouth someone’s fucking boyfriend in the same breath you’re asking them for a goddamn fucking favor.”

    If Wade had a pin on him, he’d drop it just to test that theory.

    [Five times Logan is feeling protective about his emotional support mercenary, plus the one time Wade saves their budding relationship by putting his foot in his mouth.]

    [Can be read as a standalone story, but honestly, why would you?]

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    When Wade discovers a list of things Spidey hates about him, he’s terrified the only friend he has ever had is going to abandon him.

    This prompts Wade to try and improve all the habits of his that are listed, but why does Webs seem more and more miserable as the mercenary changes his behaviour?

    It’s almost as if... the list doesn’t say ‘hate’ at all.

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    Peter Parker is completely and unashamedly in love with Wade. He's pretty straightforward about it but refuses to make rash decisions because he knows how often he misreads things.

    Wade is Spidey's number-one fan. Of course, he's attracted to him, but he'd never admit to anything more. And he wouldn't read too far into any signs of reciprocation, either.

    Or, how Peter somehow manages to get Wade to agree to a date (labeled and all); a non-linear fic following Wade's cynical mindset upon first meeting Peter out of the suit, intersecting with Peter's only-sort-of restless perspective later on.

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    Let's assume you're familiar with superhero rules.

    Well, Wade presumes you must be since you're here.

    But anyway, achilles' heels right? Kryptonite, fire, extraordinarily specific phobias that were definitely shoehorned in by the authors - you got to assume a superhero has one. Wade always thought that Spider-Man's was his identity, because why wouldn't it be? He's got a hang-up the size of New York itself about it.

    Turns out, the 'spider' in Spider-Man is more literal than you'd think.

    Or: Bug Spray. That's it, that's the fic.

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    Wade Wilson falls in love with Peter Parker.
    Peter Parker falls in love with Spider-man.

    Except, of course, that one is not true, but Wade doesn't know that.

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    He walks to his locker, punches it open and… there’s a red envelope. He sighs.

    "Great. A Valentine's Day prank."

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    Welcome to Wade Wilson's B+ detective work!

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    After realizing Spiderman is a struggling college student surviving on ramen, microwavable meals, and the occasional late-night rooftop taco™ Wade Wilson mercenary-for-hire becomes Wade Wilson meal planner and Chef extraordinaire in order to keep his baby boy fed

    + tips and tricks for any (un)experienced chef.

    Recipes and extra tips available in end notes

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