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Fill for the Experiments by evil scientist prompt on H/C bingo. They want to bottle Adam; his essence. Whatever makes the man a Sex God. Who better to test his effect on than the straight man who bends for him onstage. Kidnapped, held prisoner, they need to save themselves before it's too late.
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- Part 19 of Hurt/Comfort Bingo
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Traveling the world and staying under radar means Bruce is woefully out of touch with popular culture. Occasionally he manages to catch a movie but he’s never really sure how old it is or if it’s even supposed to be any good. Music is much the same way. He only hears of the biggest singers and bands out there. Anything else just isn’t an option for him.
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Sollux realizes he's surrounded by humans. Stupid, soft, adorable humans. And all his quadrants are filled. Huh.
Quick drabbles with Sollux/ Most humans.
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"Derek's cringing like someone's dangling a dead puppy in his face, and that's really not comforting in the slightest."
Or: Stiles and Derek have an awkward encounter in which they attempt to discuss sex.
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The Special Beans by orphan_account
Fandoms: Into the Woods - Sondheim/Lapine, Once Upon a Time (TV)
29 Jul 2013
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Don't ever mess around with the Witch's greens. Especially not the beans.
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The Angel Returns by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Jan 2011
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Several years after "Revenge of the Padawan", Adeline Nirvana returns from a mysterious exile, hell-bent on one task: find Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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- Part 2 of Darth Maleficent
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The Dark Side Descends by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Feb 2011
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When Darth Vader and Darth Maleficent create a plan to attack the Rebel Alliance, it's up to Adeline Nirvana and Obi-Wan Kenobi to stop them.
Possibly while tripping over their own feet and being generally insane.
(Isn't this always how it goes?)
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- Part 3 of Darth Maleficent
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Their roles must be reversed. It’s Shaw who must be chained to the wall in the basement of some nondescript shitty house in the middle of fucking Westchester out of all places.
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Hypocrite by orphan_account
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Nov 2013
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Clint notices the similarities between his recruitment of Natasha and Coulson's recruitment of Skye. Chaos ensues.
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The Doctor gets drunk and decides to get married to the sexiest thing around.
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The World's Only Consulting Detective vs. the World's Most Hated Bird by dimplyowl
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
09 Feb 2014
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“It can’t be that difficult, John.”
“Really, Sherlock?” John snapped. “You want to go there? Fine.” He grabbed his mobile and shoved it at Sherlock’s chest. “Let’s see your massive intellect do better, then.”
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When Steve is down after just having lost Bucky's trail, he just wants a place to get a drink, despite not being able to get drunk (he can still try). However, there's a misunderstanding and he's sent to a new gay bar near Avengers Tower. It's a nice place, and he finds himself going more often after he gets over the initial embarrassment. It's there he makes some unlikely friends, does unlikely things and finds unlikely help.
[[Open-ended after a long hiatus. Possibly will come back later to add chapters in future.]]
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The Mixed-Up World of Charlotte Burke (and Simon too) by Paper_and_Pen
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
20 Aug 2014
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The murder of the girlfriend of one of our protagonists leads them to the truth and annoying uncles.
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Sam wakes up to the sound of Gabriel screaming in the bathroom but what he finds is.. Not what he expected.
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You're not sick, you are most definitely not sick.
Just because your nose is itchy and you keep sniffling, it doesn't mean you are sick. Not one bit.AKA You are most definitely sick and Kuroo takes care of you.
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The story of the developing relationship between the Herald of Andraste (later Inquisitor) and her Commander, as witnessed by the scouts and soldiers of the Inquisition, some eagerly awaiting developments and some who really did not sign up for this shit.
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‘I’m a thousand years old. A little rain won’t harm me,’ Nogi said a little petulantly. He tried to draw up tall, but it made him double over in a coughing fit.
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The World's Only Consulting Detective vs. the World's Most Hated Bird/咨询侦探 vs. Flappy Bird by hydesakura for dimplyowl
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
28 Jan 2015
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“It can’t be that difficult, John.”
“Really, Sherlock?” John snapped. “You want to go there? Fine.” He grabbed his mobile and shoved it at Sherlock’s chest. “Let’s see your massive intellect do better, then.”
“这个不可能有那么难,John。”
“是么,Sherlock?”John咬着牙说,“你真这么想?好吧。”他抓起他的手机一把塞到Sherlock胸前,“那么,让我们瞧瞧你的聪明才智是否能做得更好。”
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There are times when Winston is reminded that his Master is, perhaps, not the brightest dog in the pack
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Mystery Work
Part of Unrevealed Drafts
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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"Oh bloody fucking DAMN!" Sherlock shouted, apropos of nothing. John nearly dropped his tea.
John turned and found Sherlock shaking his passport. "Mycroft made me French!"
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Can't Kill You, You'll Die! by Reioka
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
05 Jun 2017
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The Asset was sent in to kill Tony Stark before Project insight. Tony Stark is a klutzy mess. The Asset--Bucky--didn't stand a chance.
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- Part 2 of Reioka's Tumblr Prompts
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The Adventures of Princess Mute by YenGirl
Fandoms: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei, 盗墓笔记重启 | The Lost Tomb Reboot (TV)
31 Jan 2023
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Wu Xie reaches out to part the long hair when something leaps out from her head and lands on his chest, sharp pinpricks digging past his shirt into his skin. He freezes. His heart, already thumping in anticipation, skips a beat. Slowly, he tips the torchlight down until it illuminates a pinkish hand-shaped shellfish.
Kan Jian utters a cut-off scream.
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“I should’ve been a dog,” Buck says, two seconds away from falling out of his bar chair, and Ravi knocks back his last shot with a sign of the cross, wondering if Bobby’s God will take a little pity on him by magically sending him back to the B-shift.
“You also should’ve stopped drinking about four drinks ago for my sake,” Ravi replies, a little bitter about the way this night has turned, because now he has to find them both a way home, “but we don’t always get what we want, do we?”
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let Ravi enjoy his job 2Y23