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    Lan Wangji gets home unexpectedly early and finds his straight(?) roommate's freshly washed sex toys drying on the bathroom counter.

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    They’ve all heard the stories about Helendal Station: intoxicants you can’t find within a million light years of Earth, cuisines from all over the galaxy, entertainment of every stripe. And, of course, sex. The stories are wild, raunchy, titillating. If you’ve been to Helendal, you’ve probably got a story.

    Wei Ying really wants a story.

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    Wei Ying loves hookups. He especially loves hooking up with gorgeous people who are a little mean. But there’s a difference between a little mean and whatever Lan Zhan has going on. Which is why Wei Ying has the most confused boner of his life.

    But it’s not like he’s afraid of Lan Zhan. He should just text the hot guy who’s obviously hot for him, let the hot guy fuck his brains out, and then forget about the hot guy completely. That’s what hot people are for.


    It's so rude when the creep at the coffee shop turns out to be really good at sex and then also wants to date you. Who expected that? Not Wei Ying, that's for sure!

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    There was one thing that didn’t change though. Wei Ying’s obsession with Lan Zhan just kept getting deeper the more she discovered. It was like testing out the waters. Trying to dip your toes in it at first, but suddenly being fully dragged into the masses of the ocean, never to resurface again. She’d been swallowed whole and there wasn’t a way out for her.

     

    In which Wei Ying drags her best friend to a party, but ends up having to confront her issues instead– the possibility that Lan Zhan likes someone else.

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    "Wei Ying. Good morning. I assumed you had the same sex education as I had, and thus did not need to be informed of the existence of the prostate."

    "Not the existence, Lan Zhan, of course I knew they existed! I mean that it's…" Wei Ying trails off, looking at Lan Zhan imploringly. "Like that."

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    A plumbing mishap leads to Wei Ying sharing a room with Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan comes home to see Wei Ying making herself very comfortable indeed.

    Or: Wei Ying fucks her plush bunny toy on Lan Zhan’s bed.

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    The thing is, it’s not so much the fact that Lan Wangji is a stripper. Like yeah, was it the shock of the century that the boy who brought his own cloth napkin to the cafeteria in high school is now a main act stripper? Sure. But it’s unfortunately so much more than that.

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    While growing up, it was assumed that Lan Xichen was next in line for succession.  No one could believe it when the moody and quiet second son of the emperor presented as the alpha and not the more amicable and diplomatic first son.

    Lan Xichen knew his younger brother would have rather travelled the lands to seek out honour and justice, instead of being forever bogged down in the palace with scrolls.  There was also the constant badgering from the Empress Dowager, Lan Qiren, that Wangji needed to contend with as well.  The Empress Dowager wanted Lan Wangji to continually expand his harem and produce more potential heirs.

    There was no doubt that the harem was the thing Lan Wangji hated the most about being the emperor.  He would never be able to find a true mate.  He was expected to bond with the omega that produced his first alpha heir and make him his empress.  Nobody except Lan Xichen knew that underneath the aloof and icy exterior, a romantic soul harboured. A younger Wangji had always dreamed of finding and bonding with someone he truly loved.

    or The story of the rise of an omega manservant, Wei Wuxian, in the Imperial harem of the Lan Empire ruled by Emperor Lan Wangji.

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    While not having excessive experience with friendship, Lan Zhan has gathered enough from outside sources to construct a concept of it in his head. He has spent an inordinate amount of time trying to fit Wei Ying into the friendship category, but all his attempts were unsuccessful; no matter how hard Lan Zhan tries, how much he analyses and overanalyses their friendship, how much he extends the limits of friendship in his head, whatever the two of them have developed, it reaches beyond those limits.

    Friends don’t call each other pet names in the tone Wei Ying does, friends don’t kiss each other’s cheek, forehead, neck or hand as tenderly as they do. Friends don’t say my Lan Zhan, with honey dripping from their lips. Of course, they are best friends, a label that’s bound to alter and expand the lines drawn around friendship, but Lan Zhan still does not understand. Which is the issue, as per usual. He does not understand what they really are. He’d be more than content with whatever little crumbs Wei Ying chose to give him, but Wei Ying keeps offering himself up on a plate, in a way he does not do with anyone else, and Lan Zhan does not understand the intention behind it.

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    "God, I need to be fucked,” Wei Ying announced, speaking loudly so his voice would carry over the music.

    “That’s why I brought you here.” Nie Huaisang replied.

    He was right of course. That *was* why they were here. Wei Ying had heard about this place from Nie Huaisang. It was a place for someone looking for something a little more… outside of the usual.

    And Wei Ying was definitely looking for something outside the usual. But when he meets the vampire, Lan Zhan, he gets far more than he expected. Can he handle what the vampire offers?

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    When the elevator thumps into motion, Wei Ying sways back, his ass bumping against Lan Zhan’s hips. “Sorry,” he mumbles, turning his face to the side and grinning. Lan Zhan grips his arm as if to steady him, sliding his thumb over the silk as he pulls away.

    Wei Ying shivers. “You didn’t hit the button for my floor."

    “You can get off later.”

    Or Lan Zhan and Wei Ying flirt in an elevator and misuse office furniture.

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    “Is there anything I can do to help?”

    “I dunno,” Wei Ying says, offering up a smile that’s small but genuine. “Can you rewire my brain so I don’t panic when people want to kiss me?”

    “I do not believe so,” Lan Zhan says with exaggerated mournfulness. (Most people would not be able to tell he was doing so, but most people are not Wei Ying.) It would normally get him a laugh, or a snort, or his favorite, a snort laugh, but Wei Ying doesn’t respond. He just sits there and stares at Lan Zhan like he’s doing extremely complicated math in his head and choreographing a nine-person dance number at the same time.

    “Lan Zhan,” he starts, a light sparking in his eyes and his voice coming out rushed, “Lan Zhan, could you—would you be okay with—”

    “Breathe,” Lan Zhan orders gently, squeezing Wei Ying’s hand again.

    Wei Ying rolls his eyes but obeys, inhaling deeply and re-centering himself before he looks Lan Zhan full in the face, shoulders square and chin up. “Will you kiss me?” he asks, like that’s a reasonable thing to ask and not the culmination of over a decade of Lan Zhan’s specific, secret, fervent dreams.

    Or: A journey of self discovery... and the inevitable emotional fallout.

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    "Remember, Wei-xiong, do not bother Lan Zhan tonight."

    That was Nie Huaisang's final warning.

    Wei Ying, of course, has other plans.

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    The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.

    Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:

    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.

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    Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?

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    The revered high general gets selected as the emperor’s rut courtesan despite having no assigned secondary rank.


    “But really, Lan Zhan, you’re the last person I expect to be having sex on the regular.”

    “Why does Wei Ying think that?” Lan Wangji sips his tea as if he wasn’t just insulted by a virgin.

    “No offence, but you don’t seem like the type to know how it works.” Trying to laugh off the fact that he practically insulted the emperor and supreme alpha, Wei Wuxian tried to get up; but one strong hand keeps him down.

    The alpha turns his golden eyes to him and asks, “Who says that I do not know?” For some strange reason, having his full attention makes Wei Wuxian’s legs feel weak. He gulps without meaning to.

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    Basically, 100% pure smut between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian, written for the Wuji Prompt Fest. Mind the tags plz.

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    Because, like, I need you falls well within the umbrella of tame sex talk. It’s only Wei Ying, who said it, and then felt it, how deep that need goes, deep into her marrow, and had thought, just as she came, the real thought, I love you. Awful, awful thing. She wants to slap herself. Shit. A five alarm fire, and she’s searching for the exits.

    In which Wei Ying falls in love, fucks around, and finds out, in some variation of that order.

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    “Maybe you should get me out of your system,” Wei Ying blurts. “Maybe that’ll help.”

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    Wei Ying finds out her best friend Lan Zhan is in love with her and offers a really super solution.

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    “Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan. Have you ever kissed another Omega?”
    “Mmn.”
    “Yeah, me neither—wait, what?! When? How? Why? Why didn’t you tell me?”
    Lan Zhan shrugged. “Wei Ying didn’t ask.”
    "Oh my god! How was it? Was she pretty?”
    “He was fine..”
    “Just fine? Lan Zhan, you’re so cruel. You were probably the prettiest Omega he’d ever seen!”

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    Wei Ying, after becoming obsessed with lesbians, makes a dumb bet with Nie Hauisang that gets her into extremely gay shenanigans, for a straight girl.

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    Мозг Вэй Ина понемногу возвратился к нормальной работе, суммировал полученную информацию и лаконично выдал два важных вывода.
    Во-первых: Лань Чжань был самым охрененно горячим человеком на этой планете.
    Во-вторых: парень был в гостях далеко не у соседки.
    Из которых следовало простое умозаключение:
    Лань Чжань трахался.
    Лань Чжань трахался.
    Лань Чжань, мать его, трахался.

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