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Time slams together in a tight compress and then releases. The Game drops you right back into your Houston apartment as though you had never been anywhere else, and you teeter precariously for the fraction of a second it takes for you to register your feet touching the ground before falling flat on your face.
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AKA: A post-game au where, after the Kids end up on a mishmash of Beta and Alpha session Earth, all versions of the Kids across timelines merge into one person—creating their Ultimate Selves.Dave is trapped between his want to be close to Dirk, and knowing that the man who hurt him is alive and well inside that mind. Simultaneously, he just wants to take care of the kid he spent so long preparing for on Alpha Earth.
Dirk is internally torn to shreds in all the predictable ways, hating the man he was as Dave’s bro, and forced to see him every day because of their living situation. Aside from that, he can’t help but get the feeling something else is going on, as he keeps zoning out and losing time.
Around them, the rest of their friends also attempt to pick up their own pieces.
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Things get sniffy.
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- English
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- 3,166
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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[Podfic] Sam Gabriel Issued A Challenge by SamGabrielVO
Fandoms: Homestuck, Sam Gabriel RPF
29 Nov 2024
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I wrote this fic based on Sam Gabriel's art for the bragging rights, and she thought it would make a good Episode Zero for the Coalition podcast. Here we are. Enjoy the silliness.
Podfic of Sam Gabriel Issued A Challenge by Liyuna_Bass.
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Sam Gabriel Issued A Challenge by Liyuna_Bass for SamGabrielVO
Fandoms: Homestuck, Sam Gabriel RPF
28 Nov 2024
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I wrote this fic based on Sam Gabriel's art for the bragging rights, and she thought it would make a good Episode Zero for the Coalition podcast. Here we are. Enjoy the silliness.
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two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. shenanigans ensue.
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Rose Lalonde, devoted housewife, except when she decides she isn't. Rose Lalonde, cruel goddess, wreathed in metal she tasked someone else to forge. Rose Lalonde, a nexus of contradictions.
Aradia Megido, recent resident of the Candy timeline's Earth C, decides to take it upon herself to investigate.
(UltRose <3< UltAradia.)
A complete podfic of 45 minutes in length.
Headphones recommended.
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Hiiii
This is just me rambling about what Jay would be like in the Meat and Candy Timelines. Spoilers for the Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are present! They aren't major, and are more so mentioned, but you should still be wary.
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- English
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- 1,673
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
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The Experimenter (Estrogenizing Your Abuser) by piratecaptaincaroline
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Sep 2024
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What if Paradox Space wasn't finished with Bro Strider? What if it dragged him kicking and screaming back into relevancy? What if certain individuals had interesting ideas relating to his gender?
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-- (MOST LIKELY PERMANENTLY) DISCONTINUED --
After Lord english has been absorbed by Alt!Calliope, Caliborn's soul is trapped... Until he unlocks the powers of his ultimate self. He tries contacting dirk and asks him for help in freeing his soul and giving him a new body so that he can start his cosmic rampage and take over all of reality
This takes place about three months after the end of the Meat epilogues
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Jane sends Jake on an expedition to a far away planet for extended research. While adventuring the planet of Deltritus, he comes across a cave, this cave holds responsibility over a person Jake is well too familiar with.
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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DIRK: You know calliope, you should just stop here while you're at it.
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DIRK: Save it, I'm not going to be the one who'll hurt you.
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- 316
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 110
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DIRK: What do you want, Rose?
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- English
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- 1,383
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- 1/1
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- 10
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Your struggles don't matter or so they say by AA (achromaticAzurevizor)
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jun 2024
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John is the last to achieve ultimate selfhood out of his friend group.
His already worsening mental health issues are driving him off the edge.
Dirk knows this, and when the timeline becomes unstable, he knows he needs to help June.
It's well known the health of a timeline depends on her, although she's is fully oblivious to that fact.
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- Part 2 of Untitled Tapes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 623
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 18
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A sacrifice is supposed to be the best that you have to offer. You're giving the very best to whatever God you're worshiping to pay respect to them.
Stridercest Week Day 2: Sacrifice
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- Part 2 of Stridercest Week 2024 - [WIP]
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- English
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- 3,116
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 28
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basically the davekat hookup from meat if ult! dirk kept yapping (the crowd goes home)
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Claire cleans out Harvey's apartment.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,374
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 22
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When you are forced into a space with your sorta ex boyfriend (not really) and his new boyfriend (also his murderer).
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- Part 2 of Harvey's Ult Dirk timeline
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 926
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 30