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Helga gets beaned in the face with a live Cornish hen. She still thinks it's better than how the Pataki family dinner went.
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While grappling with the strict and crude life of being a teenager, Helga finds herself reminiscing on a past friendship that split her group in half. She tries to rid herself of these thoughts believing they could never get back to where they were, but they come ahead when she’s assigned a group project with her present and past. Will she be able to make amends? Or is her admitted self-sabotaging ways going to ruin any chances? Follow Helga in her journey of self-discovery, family drama, and the messy tries at rekindling puppy love.
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Helga G. Pataki, murió en el parto, o bueno eso fue lo que su padre decidió.
Helmut no se enamora de Arnold.
Helmut es un chico tierno pero mortal, agresivo para defender a las personas que quiere sin importarle su integridad.
Los mejores amigos de Helmut son Arnold y Gerald.
En algún punto, Gerald se termina enamorando primero de Helmut y poco después también Arnold; ambos sin comentarle nada al otro.
- Language:
- Español
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- 9,282
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- 14/?
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Just as life and family at times, death can also be an equally annoying inconvenience as well.
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Once Upon A Treat: A Steelydeeznuts Halloween Special by SteelyDeezNuts
Fandoms: Hey Arnold!, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Meet Dave (2008)
28 Oct 2024
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The steelydeeznuts special that never was. Originally I was just going to write a Halloween special that was a steelydeeznuts brand parody of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and add it to my collection of stories aka (The Steelydeeznuts Cinematic Universe.) However for reasons I can only speculate I’ve been ghosted by my best friend of 7 years (for reasons unknown) who was a fellow contributor and I honestly don’t have the heart to finish it. I figured I’d post it anyways because it was shaping out to be my favorite story I’ve written and I would still like to share it. Perhaps it’s a step toward getting closure or just a failed attempt at doing so. This definitely marks the end of an era and the end of Steelydeeznuts as a whole.
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- Part 10 of The SteelyDeezNuts Cinematic Universe
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It's been a while since the events of the Jungle Movie happened. Miles and Stella are currently running the boarding house, Phil and Gertie have renovated it and bought some other properties by the riversides and beaches, and many other people had grown quite a bit and changed over the months. All because they've experienced the fallout of the world turning upside-down due to the September 11th attacks. And yet they're still going strong. In the meantime, Arnold finds a lapel pin that his grandmother accidentally dropped, soon asking her what the acronym on it meant. That would only open both his eyes to a new side of Gertie, and soon just about all of Hillwood would follow suit.
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as time goes on, helga thinks about what it'll be like being with arnold. she's always had a massive crush on him, everyone knows that, but how does arnold feel? they've kissed, they've held hands, etc. maybe she'll know more in the future.
as for arnold himself, he's crazy about her. he's had a massive crush on her since the sixth grade, and wants to spend every moment with her. he doesn't even know why he has a crush on helga. she was always mean to him. but maybe when she kept admitting her feelings for him, and how she does have a soft side, he might've fell for it.
you could say, he's fallen harder for her
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To err is human, and to forgive is divine. However, we must also understand that sometimes seeking forgiveness from others isn't as crucial as forgiving ourselves and moving forward. Arnold needs to realize that you can’t set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm, or, in this case, humiliate yourself to apologize for something you didn’t do.
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Tarzan Makes a Dating App Profile and Goes Fishing: Double Dutch DRAKE (Squid Version) by SteelyDeezNuts for kanye west when he dresses like gandalf the grey
Fandoms: Hey Arnold, the bronx - Fandom, Tarzan - Fandom
20 Jun 2024
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i can't sleep because i got my period HEAVY at 330 am and God forbid i get a decent night's sleep. so anyway tarzan wears the gucci sunglasses and i hate him. he went fishing and was shocked to find out he was, gregnant?? find out?
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- English
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- 1,049
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
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- 53
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Small Gifts by dramatic owl (snarky_panda)
Fandoms: Mulan (Disney Animated Movies), Hey Arnold!
20 Jun 2024
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Fa Mulan walks into a bar and meets…Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold!)!
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Cat Got Your THONG?: Yer a Lizard, Harry! by SteelyDeezNuts
Fandoms: Hey Arnold!, John Belushi - Fandom, drake - Fandom, daniel larson - Fandom, banks - Fandom, squatters - Fandom, Steely Dan - Fandom, the grateful dead - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2024
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the pga gold tournamant was in da bronx. the really good golf player who was 24 but looked 40 got arrested!! everybody gasped as police walked him out of the game in shackles for 7 counts of 2nd degree aggravated grand larceny in the 1st degree. who will take his plalce? p
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- English
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- 1,587
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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- 34
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Arnold has an internal monolog of his own, reflecting on a certain girl's crazy habits.
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With the characters of Hey Arnold having survived (and was traumatized by) the games they previously participated in. Now they must try to survive Tug of War.
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- Part 4 of Squid Game Cartoon One Shots!
- Language:
- English
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- 2,242
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- 1/1
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Sequel to Touchy-Feely Sister! Arnold certainly has an interesting life... but life can throw a curveball and sometimes split into two. There's a timeline where Arnold went away with Lulu, and a timeline where Arnold is recovering from his experiences, whilst trying to avoid temptation. Follow along both timelines as Arnold figures out his best path in his own life! Arnold x Lulu in one timeline, Arnold x Helga x Chloe in another!
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EXPELLIOUSE EXTREMIOUSE PATRON!: Hey Arnold's Grandpa Gets Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Smoking Weed And Gets FIRED From Facebook! by SteelyDeezNuts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, Snape - Fandom, Severus Snape - Fandom, snapewife, Hey Arnold!, Rugrats & All Grown Up! (Cartoons)
13 Feb 2024
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Hey arnold's grandpa was just a regular boy or man. he was a wizard at one point and then smokes weed. the ministry of magic was soooooo pissed. read
- Language:
- English
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- 986
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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Sneezing Baby Panda 2: Sneezing Baby Grandpa by SteelyDeezNuts for Harry Styles happy 30th birthday girlboss also niall horan he is irish
Fandoms: Sneezing Baby Panda (2015), Hey Arnold!, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Family Guy (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2024
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Marnie Tyler woke up in a cold sweat.... She had just had a dream in her head. In her dream she had.... Almost kissed Sneezing Baby Panda?? Except he was an ADULT panda that's just his name. She pondered..... Two people with telepathy really wanted to kidnap Sneezing Baby Panda. And ONE of those people..... was DRAKE?? Drake was on a mission..... Marnie Tyler isn't pondering this by the way we're passed that. Drake NEEDED to find Sneezing Baby Panda! With just one video Sneezing Baby Panda had forever changed the course of history.... Drake needed to collab with him. But mayhaps along the way Drake will learn a moral lesson and also find love ?? Maynard Ferguson/Drake enemies to lovers fake dating there's only one bed GASP.... The book aisle at Target is so depressing how is this the state of modern literature? Wattpad dot com and its cosequences has been a disaster for the human race......
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- English
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- 1,676
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- 1/1
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He’s polite. That’s maybe the most annoying thing about this whole ordeal: it’s that she knows he will be kind when he lets her down easy. She knows he’d never mean to hurt her. Even when she spits in his face, shoves him around, tries her hardest to make him hate her- he never does. She’s only ever met with soft, stupid, forgiveness.
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Helga loses "old betsy".
Arnold almost loses Helga.
Everyone loses their minds.
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Wasting Away Again On The Poop Cruise From Hell: I Know You Got Friends on the Bathroom Floor! Blue Haired Pronouns Liberal Vegantarian CRINGE COMPILATION Pt. 74: Read! Find out! by SteelyDeezNuts
Fandoms: Hey Arnold!, Rugrats & All Grown Up! (Cartoons), Meet Dave (2008), covid - Fandom, The Smiths (Band), Manchester United - Fandom
13 Nov 2023
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when a profile on instagram claiming to be dr fauci contacts hey arnold's grandpa on instagram pretending to be dr fauci, but WHO is was it really behind the screeen?
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The world could be so needlessly cruel at times. Oneshot. Post-TJM.