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    Penny works at a cafe and is annoyed by the journalist who shows up all the time. Although, she might not be as annoyed with him as she originally thought.

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    Simon brings home an old television set; to say the least, Baz isn't happy. They do what they do best and fight about it, and when Simon puts a little too much magic into his words, their whole world is turned upside down.

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    Baz forgets and Simon has a bad time.

    There’s something wrong. Apart from everything, because clearly everything about this is wrong, but specifically, there’s something wrong with Snow’s face. The general shape of him. Apart from the bloody enormous wings, that is. There’s something on his chest, a red mark, a tattoo, and that’s wrong too.
    I’m too panicked to take any of it in. And too thirsty—the smell of him is maddening, almost as maddening as the way he’s sitting there, bedding rumpled at his waist.

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    In which Simon and Baz learn that being bound together in five dimensions is both wilder and more literal than they ever expected.

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    The baby’s adorable. He’s looking at me and I wave, and he coos.

    “What’s your name, handsome boy?”

    The man, Basilton, smiles and looks back down at the baby, taking one of his tiny hands with his finger. “You’ll laugh.”

    “Your name is Basilton, I’m sure it can’t be worse.”

    He rolls his eyes, looking back up at me. “Honestly, you will, we’re the worst… Basilton isn’t even my first name, it’s my middle name. I just go by Baz because it’s easier.”

    “Try me.”

    “It’s Swithin.”

    I do laugh, an ugly snort that escapes me before I can stop it and I cover my mouth with my hand. “I’m sorry! Christ that’s a bad name.” I gasp, looking down at the baby who’s still staring at me. “Aw Swithin, I’m sorry.”

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    Agatha, Baz, and Trixie are a small yet mighty group of space pirates who take down a transporter ship that holds Penelope, Shepard, and Simon on their way to relocating to a new planet. But once Agatha’s mighty ship—the SC Comet—falls way to space debris, the six of them have to learn to work together to survive on an uninhabited planet.

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    Written for the Secret Snowflake Exchange 2024!!

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    Simon Salisbury is hoping to fix up his home in time for Christmas. Interior designer Historical consultant Baz Pitch is here to help.

    Featuring an ambitious amount of home restoration, comfortable but questionable fashion choices, and learning that good things come to those who wait ❄️❤️‍🔥

    Written for Carry On Countdown 2024

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    21
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    The strangest thing in my life happens after one of our fights. 

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    Once we’re home, there are new horrors waiting for me. I hadn’t taken into account how much of a challenge getting the tree into the (new, shiny, impossible to use) stand would be. It involved a lot of Snow on the floor, gripping the metal to twist it into the base and reminding me to stop watching him and start holding the tree upright.

    “Is it straight?” he grumbles from beneath the tree.

    “Darling, nothing in this house is straight,” I deadpan.

    “Baz, come on—I’ve got sap on my chin and tree branches stabbing me in the eye.”

    I step back, carefully assessing the tree, cocking my head this way and that.

    “Yes, Snow, it’s straight.”

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    "What if I help?" The words are out of my mouth before I really register them, and Penelope and Simon turn equally surprised looks on me. I probably look a bit surprised myself. But I run with it. "After all, Agatha and I decorated the inn -"

    "Which looks stunning, by the way," Penelope interrupts.

    "Thank you, Bunce," I say, smiling softly at her. "Doing up the diner wouldn't be too hard."

    Simon stares at me, a slight furrow between his eyebrows. He used to be much easier to read. But that was before we went off to do…whatever he did after high school. That was before his father died and he came back quieter, more withdrawn, less prone to get into arguments at the drop of a hat.

    After an uncomfortably long staring contest, Simon sags. "Alright. Sure."

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    Or, Baz offers to help Simon decorate the diner, and he gets more than he thought he ever would.

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    I find a seat at the back, smiling at the elderly lady who moves her bag to let me sit next to her. And then I wait.
    One stop.
    Two stops.
    The bus comes to a halt, and I realise I’m holding my breath when the doors open and I see a familiar dark head; wavy hair that falls gently on high cheekbones. Grey eyes quickly scan the bus, finding a spot at the front, without noticing me. Then he does what he always does. He opens his work bag (something expensive, made of soft-looking leather), gets a worn-out paperback out and immediately starts to read.

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    Baz is just trying to get through the busiest retail time of the year when the fates conspire to ruin his life by dropping Simon Snow in his path. How is he supposed to get anything done now??

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    Simon "Snow" Salisbury is the most wanted patriot in the American Revolution. Wanted by the British army, who want to see him hanged. Wanted by the Tories, who'd shoot him on sight, given the chance.

    And wanted by Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch.

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    Lady Salisbury is the founder and CEO of Ruth’s Kitchen, a high-end baking and cookware company that, following 40 years of being a boutique line in the UK has exploded on the international market following a marketing deal with the Great British Bake Off.
    Lady Salisbury, too busy to do her own shopping now and suddenly finding herself on breakfast tv and daytime talk shows across the UK, Europe and North America has hired a personal stylist and shopper, Basilton Pitch.
    Enter her troubled grandson Simon.

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    18/25
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    Penny just wanted to check up on Agatha, stumbled into an eldritch horror :/ happens to the best of us

    Series
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    Penny and Shep are on a road trip and stop at the famous Mall of America! Penny keeps using magic for everything and it starts to wear on Shep’s nerves….

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    Written for the Carry On Countdown 2024! Day 12 - Normal

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    Simon is a disaster. An utter disappointment. (Or at least, he feels that way.) Looking for a fresh start and some direction, he moves in with his Gran, who happens to live next door to the most mysterious boy Simon has ever met. A boy who never leaves his home. A boy no one ever visits. Determined to befriend his lonely neighbour, Simon ends up changing both of their lives in the process.

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    Snow has never known a world outside his father's realm in the ocean. Until he comes across a group of dancers performing on the beach, and finds a dream he'd never thought to have.

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    2/10
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    3
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    Infinity moves from a chest pocket to a teacup. Princess Lucy’s matters of the realm may change over the years, and the Salisbury-Pitch household changes with it.

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    Baz has come a long way in accepting his vampirism. He still has a long way to go. And it’s times like these he has to wonder, can he be anything but a monster?

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    2,646
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    3/3
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    19
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