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    Ted Spankoffski never amounted to a can of beans in the tiny island town of Hatchetfield. Nothing more but an average student at Hatchetfield High, he could care less about how everyone looked at him. Invisible, troublemaker, loser, weirdo, prankster, nerd… name it, and he’s got it like a badge of honour. Abstinence Camp can suck its own dick, bullies can burn themselves alive with his witty words. For a good while, nothing else mattered more than a good time with his childhood friend, Jenny.

    Until a new kid on the block with wild blonde hair, and a penchant for trouble, starts gunning for his ass. Literally.

    (This is chapter 6 of Persephone of Apotheosis. But it ended up too long so we had to put it as it's own story, Rip. This is in the exact same AU as Persephone of Apotheosis, except many years earlier.

    Second author here, take this as a form of prequel, though for context wise, this is actually a “play” in the main AU, that uncovers Ted’s past for this AU)

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    Senior year is here, and initially the only thing the Nerdy Prudes are worried about is the future. But when the future is at risk, and the Lords in Black make a move, Webby can only hope she's prepared her mortal friends for what is to come

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    Petrichor ; the smell of the ground after rain

    Willow Wright was moved to Hatchetfield as part of an exchange program for the orphans to ‘help them grow.’ She’s basically been put in the weird kid box and who could blame the people that put her there? She still talked to her “imaginary friend”, Webby and could talk to her dead girlfriends. Little does Willow know, the lords beyond the veil have plans for her, big plans.

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    the nerd squad navigates their friend peter spankoffski’s first time in detention through a chaotic chain of texts

    cause what do you mean the popular girl he’s in there with is maybe flirting with him??

     

    aka I was looking for a chat fic with this friend group and I couldn’t find one so I had to take matters into my own hands.

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    It’s Christmas time in Hatchetfield which means one thing and one thing only – everything is going to Hell. There’s a brand new virus in town, one that’s rewiring the immune system of every single person it infects to create horrifying new monsters to control the island. It’s up to Stephanie “You’re Not As Cool As You Think You Are” Lauter, Peter “But You’re As Smart As I Know You Are” Spankoffski and some of the finest nerds Hatchetfield High has to offer to take down several kinds of literal monsters to ensure December 25th remains the most wonderful time of the year.

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    There once was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we knew.

     

    Or thought we knew.

     

    One day they found themselves trapped in a place where all their happy endings were stolen.

     

    Hatchetfield.

     

    This is the story of how it happened.

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    The daughter of late Duke Solomon Lauter and the second son of Viscount Spankoffski meet in the Marchioness's premature search for a husband.

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    a HatchClan rewrite/reimagining of Black Friday.

    aka I'm letting the autism win you guys.

    In the dead of winter, a young cat receives a vision of White Spiders and Black Snow.

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    When Steph and the nerdy prudes save Max from certain death at the Waylon place, he’s so grateful that he decides they’re going to join him at the top of the social ladder. They hesitantly participate in his bullying in an effort to preserve their new statuses and protect themselves, but soon find that they enjoy the power trip more every time they do it. Looks like Max isn’t the only literal monster anymore. Or the only one who’s going to peak in high school.

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    Black Hat took out an ad in The Black And White Gazette. Wiggly took note.

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    An alternate canon where all of the events in the separate timelines occur in one timeline. An exploration of how to move on when your friends and potential boyfriend are dead, and you can't trust any adults around you. Steph finds comfort in knowing that Grace is there for her.

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    “How would us going to abstinence camp help you?” Pete can't help but ask.

    “Because if you're both at camp I can change the narrative. You won't be delinquent teens. You'll be two young adults who made a mistake and want to atone for it. And going to abstinence camp is proof. I'll even be generous: when you come back I will have a house for you to raise the baby in. That way everyone can see that you want to give the… baby a good life.”

    “And if we don't?” Steph's voice is full of venom as she speaks.

    “If you don't I will do everything in my power to keep you two apart. No one, and I mean no one, will know the baby is yours Stephanie.”

    When a dumb teenage decision not only forever changes the lives of Peter Spankoffski and Stephanie Lauter, but lands them at Camp Idontwannabang, their only goal is to survive the summer. But a joke gone wrong earns them the attention of Grace, the Jerries, and the entire camp and launches the pair into the scandal of their lives. It's gonna be a bumpy summer.

     

    Takes place in the same universe as Tear Down My Reason by Calmly Chaotic and What An Ass, What A Bitch, What A Cuck by Calmly Chaotic and mars_of_the_stars.

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    i know this is something that the fandom talks about a lot already, but i love thinking about richie and the way his death is reacted to so i decided to write about it

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    Stephanie Lauter loved her dad. But that didn’t mean that she had to like him. Steph and Pete went through the depths of hell and back, and they managed to survive. But they lost so many of their loved ones on the way.

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    An awkward family dinner results in Pete making the claim he’s no longer single. Ironically, Steph needs to bring someone responsible to the Mayor’s Charity Ball, upon her father’s request.

    What a coincidence they’re now stuck in detention together, both in need of a date.

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    facebook.com/UofMConfessions

    **LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO COME TO A FAMILY/POLITICAL EVENT THING!! YOU SHOULD BE NICE BUT BUG MY DAD JUST ENOUGH HE STOPS ASKING ME WHEN IM GOING TO START BRINGING SOMEONE!!!**

    if you’re still reading then i assume you’re at least marginally down so here’s what you need to know

    me: final year computer science student
    you: ????
    when: weekend after next!! slightly last minute ik but dont worry its boring-ass small town politics i just need to show my face for a couple hours
    where: hatchetfield 👎 shitty town a couple hours away but i’m driving up on the morning of so u can hitch a ride!! + free food!!! please save me from the pain of talking to people twice my age who haven’t moved on from high school 🫥

    just fill in this google form if ur down to ensure you’re not a total weirdo xoxoxo

    [silly transgender lautski as per]

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    Nothing truly dies in the halls of the Old Waylon Place.

    The Hall looms over the town, rich in history and horror stories.

    The perfect place to scare the shit out of some nerds (and regret it immediately).

    (Hopefully you can make it up)

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    A collection of agere oneshots
    Requests open! (Pls request)

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    Heroes were tasked with upholding the law, and the law said vigilantes weren’t allowed.

    Pete wished that they would just let him help people without getting chased halfway around the city. Lucky for him, a particular hero he keeps running into doesn't seem to enjoy the rules either.

    (It's superhero au time)

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    Miss Holloway offers a sacrifice to her Lord

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