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    Approximately one year ago Tommy Innes was abducted by aliens.

    Techno Blade is a pirate captured by those same aliens.

    He's thrown into the same cell as Tommy, found family and bonding insures.

    (Rated Teen and Up for Violence & Language)

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    tommy just wanted to live as normal of a life as he could get. But when he finds two vigilantes in an alleyway one day, with one severly injured, he abandoned all of that just to help them. He figured it would be a one time thing. But it escalated into a lot more than he expected it to

    I suck at tags so tags may not be exact

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    If Beast of Orbit wasn’t so good, he seriously might’ve started killing already—not, obviously, because that was a thing that he would typically do. Believe him, it would’ve been an out-of-character murder spree. It was just that the clients, MineCraftSurvey, might’ve more aptly been named MineCraftGradeSchool, as three out of their five surveyors were adolescent.

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    Or: what if technoblade was murderbot.

    Reading the novella series is not necessary for understanding (but I recommend it just for “really good books” reasons.)

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    Tommy was sure he didn’t belong in his village they always moved around, he’d been long forgotten if they hadn’t taken him last minute, but their dead now and who’s this guy who feels oddly like home?

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    TommyInnit, a fiery and impulsive alien, finds himself adrift in the vast expanse of space with a motley crew of friends. Together, they navigate the treacherous cosmos, engaging in intense battles with cosmic forces that threaten the delicate balance of the universe. As they soar through nebulae and dodge asteroid fields, Tommy and his companions confront not only external threats but also the internal demons that haunt them. Through shared experiences and unwavering loyalty, they begin to heal the wounds of their past, forging unbreakable bonds that transcend the boundaries of their alien origins. Their journey becomes a testament to the power of friendship, the resilience of the human spirit, and the enduring hope that shines brighter than any star.

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    It's Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo against the world. A little crime never hurt anyone, right? A little jewel stealing here, a stolen car there, a few murders... Okay, well maybe the murders hurt people.

     

    RAAAAAAAAAAAA I missed writing dsmp stuff!! I should specify that I'm honestly just using the characters (keyword characters) as placeholders. I do not support Wilbur, or anyone else who committed unspeakable crimes. This is about the CHARACTERS!!

    Enjoy :D!!

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    “And they hardly ever do something drastic without a serious reason.” Tommy finished off as he thought, heel bouncing on the ground like it had a mind of it’s own as he considered this.

    Pluto hummed in confirmation. “And if an infiltration of the most secure prison in the whole damn country isn’t drastic, then I don’t know what is.” He laughed a little gruffly and Tommy had to keep himself from rolling his eyes.

    After several moments of silence Tommy just nodded again.

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    A top ranking hero, a child. Funny how that happens, isn't it?

    Funny how that isn't supposed to happen... isn't it?

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    The Syndicate is ready to adopt a new member into their coven. Luckily, Niki knows just the human that would be the perfect fit for their group. Whether Techno actually wants to become a vampire or not is of little importance once the coven decides he's theirs.

    Blood God has been avoiding joining a vampire coven for centuries, and he's not about to change that fact willingly. Still, when life surprises him with the opportunity to get close to (and maybe even gain leverage over) the Angel of Death and his family, he's not about to pass it up.

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    It started with a ache-y throat. Sure, a bit weird, but he just chalked it up to sleeping with his mouth open. I mean, there was two fans on full blast in the room! Of course his throat wouldn't feel great.

    So the weekend went on as normal, Phil got the kid his costume, and he was practically jumping off the walls in excitement. He was a demon this Halloween, and he absolutely loved his costume, no matter how messy it looked.

    As the days went on though, more symptoms of concern just kept popping up out of seemingly nowhere. It was annoying and a pain. He tried to play it off. He still had school to go to this week! So he did, up until Tuesday. One of his classes was hosting a big party after school, and he didn't want to miss it!

    So he went. And he had a blast! Chatting with Tubbo and Ranboo, laughing, all fun stuff. Sure yeah he had a bit of a cough, and sneezed one too many times than the average person, but he insisted he was fine! No matter the worried looks his friends gave him.

    That was, up until a few hours after the party, he felt absolutely horrible.

    //

    AKA I GOT SICK ON HALLOWEEN SO TOMMYINNIT HAS TO AS WELL!! (CHAT THIS IS HALF-WRITTEN BUT I GOTTA POST IT SO IT ISNT DELETED 😭)

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    “I think all I need now is your address and we’re good.” She nods, passing a form to him with a pen.

    Tommy makes a big show of hesitating before taking the pen, and taking a very long time looking at the page and fiddling with the pen. It takes a solid 45 seconds before Riptide speaks up again. “Everything ok?”

    “I um..What do I write down if I don’t..Have an address right now?”

    He looks at her to gauge her reaction- and just like he predicted; she looks incredibly uncomfortable. And while normally he might feel bad for her- he knows this is his best shot at getting hired. The PR they could gain with hiring a homeless teenager and turning him into a shiny new hero is too good for greedy heroes to pass up.

    “..Will you wait here for a few minutes?” She asks suddenly, standing from her seat and smoothing out the coat of her costume. “I just need to make a couple calls.”

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    Or; A rewrite of my Rehabilitated Villain AU to write a certain somebody out of the plot! Many things have changed though- so I promise it's worth a read!

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    One night, after a very stressful mission, Tommyinnit goes to a bar, gets incredibly drunk, then he goes off and rants about being a hero to the barkeeper.

    After promptly giving up his secret identity to a stranger, it doesn't take long after that for certain villains to be on his trail.

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    Tommy doesn’t have a surname. Why would he, when the entire world believed that a Healer was just a tool, something to be owned?

    He saves people nearly every waking moment in his life, yet all he gets are scraps of food.

    Tommy is so fucking done.

    — title from Unsweetened Lemonade by Amélie Farren :)

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    Tommy is tired of being the "sleepy bois inc's forgotten child". So he'll make them remember. How? By becoming the best fucking supervillain in all of the world!

    It helps that he's over powered as fuck

    NO WILBRUH SOOT!! SUPPORT SHUBBLE

    Reboot/re-write to Everyone finds me annoying at first (but first impressions matter)

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    Techno: Wah Dream i'm sad please take me back

    Dream: no

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    It’s been a weird couple of days, Tommy thinks. He woke up with no memory in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by random people.

    OR My idea of Dream SMP season two

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    Tommyinnit is basically an immortal who has control over all portals and worlds you can think of only he can do so and if other want to use portals he makes. they need portal keys.

    Well its been hundreds of years since Tommy has used a portal and well he's board on the job so why not go on an adventure?
    Well let's say all those Long lost portal keys are near by and we'll let's say a certain Piglin finds one Tommy

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    And if he indulges himself in Phil’s worried look and lets the man wrap a blanket around his shoulders, well, that was for Tommy to keep close to his chest. It was his memory to keep and cradle close on the cold nights to come, a flickering flame in a dying fire.

    Nobody else had to know.

     

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    A bunch of only losely connected Angel Duo chapters. Most of them short and sweet but very much needed. There's a bit of a related time line if you squint but I wouldn't bother giving yourself the eye strain tbh.

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    What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?

    One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.

    TL;DR
    Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences.

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    Tubbo gets sad because he learns about sexism 💔/j

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    Trans (male) Tubbo watches the Barbie movie (2023) with Phil, techno, and tommy and tubbo is reminded of some yuck feelings.
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    Also this isn’t well written coz I was rushing

    This was inspired by the song “what was I made for” by Billie Eilish making me sad randomly.

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    Niki Nihachu comes to Eret's front steps, not knowing what to expect after all the time that had passed. What Niki had not expected, though, was to be welcomed with open arms, gentle touches, and gradual healing. Eret has been waiting for the day someone would visit him.

    Or, author is a huge Niki apologist and just wants to write fluff after reading nothing but smut and angst.

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