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Hunting for food wasn’t easy, no matter how old he got.
The only real benefit that came with age was an increase in size and whatever knowledge he learned from failed hunts. Though, now that he’s thinking about it, he ate far more consistently as a fry than he does now.
Being so small let him go relatively unnoticed on large mer but now that he was around as big as most juveniles despite being an adult, all that stealth was long gone.
The reminder makes the fins surrounding his mouth flick irritably, disturbing the image of his false face for a moment before he settled again. It was all about appearances now. He had to look like some poor, unassuming mer in the hopes that someone would swoop in on him hoping for an easy kill.
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Phil gets a quick meal, sees some sonboys and lies to himself about keeping them as future little insurance meals.
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Lamprey Phil gets a meal and accidentally gets some sons too
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- Part 31 of Dory's Dark SBI
- Part 4 of Dorycember 2024
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please take him off my hands (i'm not fucking taking that thing) by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
20 Jan 2025
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Niki has spent three years hand-raising a (once) small project the lab gave her. Unfortunately, he's getting a little too big for a cage the lab refuses to replace, and she's desperate to give her friend more room to move. Her only chance is this glorified villain who went around asking for something to aid his underwater terrorism, but unfortunately, he's terrified of her responsibility.
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- Part 1 of huge octopus techno au
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Tommy had never known a life without his pod, without his parents. But when he wakes up one morning to find his home and nest destroyed and his parents, as well as the rest of his pod, missing. Life doesn’t look promising anymore. He’s too young to be on his own by himself. So he shivers and starves in his ruined nest.
Wilbur was honestly not sure how it came to be. One moment he was enjoying a brisk swim along the coast, something he rarely did, and the next he was hearing the desperate calls of a lone mer pup. Next thing he knew the tiny thing was in his arms. Well, more like his palms. The pup was so small as were all tropical mer were when compared to Wilbur’s large size. That’s what happened when you were born and raised in the deep abysses of the ocean. But he had found this pup, and he was going to take care of them.
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Tommy is baby mer and woke up to being abandoned. SBI comes in and saves him, but will Tommy like it?
Okay, so I've found that I have no self control and a lot of impatience when it comes to almost finished fics, so I'm taking this from on break to whenever we finish a chapter like Villain Tommy. Okay? Okay. [:
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- Part 2 of SBI [:
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Technoblade wasn't used to problems like this.
Problems Techno was familiar dealing with were stuff like fish at some of his hunting grounds rapidly declining in numbers, or accidentally cutting himself on the small pieces of metal that littered parts of the ocean floor.
Big problems like these wasn't supposed to happen, and if they did, Techno was always more prepared.
But right now, there wasn't just one big problem Techno had to deal with, but two.A summer storm was approaching, and there was a ship in Techno's water.
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Techno's only had the human for a day and a half but if anything happened to him he'd kill everyone in this ecosystem and then. kinda cry.OR OR
Mershifter Technoblade is a bit paranoid towards humans, Wilbur is delighted with his new b̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ friend, Phil is trying to keep everyone on the same continent, Ranboo is Ranboo and Tommy is probably off somewhere doing crimes. -
i put ‘are mermaids real’ in the search bar and found a bunch of conspiracy theory websites by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
05 Jan 2025
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It's all fun and games until the human realises you're not human. Then the game is only fun for you.
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"Where's Dream?" Techno asks immediately, refusing to wait any longer. "Where is he - did he tell you where he was going tonight?"
Phil looks at him, slightly startled, before shaking his head and opening his phone. "He was supposed to be staying late at the university tonight, working on his thesis and all…" Phil trails off, before shrugging. "Ah, no, told me it's one of those 'secret missions' he's not supposed to talk about - the rescue team."
"The rescue team?" Techno can't help the small wail of despair that comes out in his voice as he hears that. "For- for the orcas?!"
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Dream is about to do something REALLY stupid, and it's up to Techno to save him.
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Here you can get sneak peeks of new chapters, future fics, and other stuffs.
This contains no spoilers.(Except for the obvious with the future fics and stuffs. But if you don't want that, don't read it.)
Also feel free to comment lore questions here. If you want.
Now contains lore bits. [:
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- Part 2 of Extra Stuffs?
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"Don't go to the island," the older man with the trucker hat and beard had said when they'd arrived. "Mer go up on there to feed."
Unfortunately, due to Tommy's penchant for stupid dares and Tubbo's stubbornness towards completing them, the island was a very real place for Tubbo.
What kind of sick person let their fishing hook and line get tangled around a mer, anyway?(Formerly Don't Go Fishing)
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- Part 3 of Eskellion's Beeduo Fics
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TommyInnit grew up around mers thanks to his brothers job. His way of interacting with them was a bit unconventianal though.
Maybe it was because he was young. Maybe it was because he wasn't scared of them.---
“Can you like control it or is poisoning people involuntary?”
Tubbo smirked. “I can control it.”
“Cool.” Tommy nodded. “But that doesn’t explain if I can touch your hand. Do you have like poison receptors there?”
The mer chuckled. “No… I have a barb here.” He pointed to his wrist just under his palm.
Tommy’s eyes went wide. “Woah… So you could totally grab me and like stab me huh?”
Tubbo met his eye and Tommy smiled. “Who needs self defence lessons when you have inbuilt knives in your wrist?” He laughed and held his hand out again inbetween them. “Just don’t like trip in my direction yeah? I just want to compare hand size.”
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- Part 24 of Concept Fics
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“Remember to find a shell! You have-have to have one too.” Tubbo told him, and Tommy made a face. He sighed but nodded anyway. Tubbo was serious about befriending this siren, and Tommy supposed he should be too. Siren’s were about a lot more about respect than Mers were.
“I’ll find one.” Tommy nodded, though Tubbo made a face at him.
“Let’s look for one now!” Tubbo exclaimed, and Tommy made a small face. He didn’t want to look for one now. He wanted to spend time with his best friend. But when Tubbo had his mind set on something, he had his mind set. There was nothing that would change it. “You’ll forget otherwise!”
“Yeah yeah,” Tommy pushed himself up, flicking to get a boost further up in the water, already starting his small circles as Tubbo pushed himself up too. Tubbo was still holding his shell in hand, and there was an excited light in his eyes. Even if they didn’t find a shell, Tommy was pretty sure that there was a shell he could find in his collection.
Even if it absolutely pains him to take one from there.
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- Part 1 of Allium's Trick or Treating Event
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with the sea as our guide (we will find a way home) by onecentwriter
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Aug 2024
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When he was freed, the runt squeaked and darted up, circling Techno frantically.
Needfindpod, the pup chittered anxiously. His ear fins flicked. Givepodsmell.
He held out his webbed hand—his fingers were the size of Techno’s claws—and Techno took it carefully. He didn’t want to voice aloud that he was almost positive the kid’s pod was far, far away by now.
His theory was proven—Techno sniffed the hand for the pod smell and when he lifted his nose into the water around him, there was nothing.
Podtoofar, he told the runt quietly.~~~~~~~~~~
Or; Techno is extremely against adopting orphans, unless they’re minuscule and completely adorable. Tommy happens to fit these qualifications.
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- Part 11 of we’d meet every time (AUgust 2024)
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It takes maybe ten minutes for the man to return to consciousness, blinking rapidly and groaning. He raises an arm and lets it flop onto his face, blocking out the sunlight. “Fuck,” the man whispers, and then starts gagging.
When the man has finished figuratively coughing up his lungs and literally coughing up water, he blinks up at Techno with a dazed sort of expression. The mer-turned-human waves with an un-finned, un-clawed, spindly hand, and bares dull teeth in the way that humans do when they smile. “You good, man?”
“Fuck,” the man says again, emphatically. Techno frowns.
“I didn’t think you were down there long enough to get brain damage.”
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Tommy is a podless Mer raised by mean humans who use him.
One day he meets techno, a very angry Mer who just wants to get back to his pod.
They become brothers frOr
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Ranboo's Guide to Getting Adopted by Sea Monsters by Soomeone
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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“…What?”
A good thirty seconds had passed, the creature… not brochette-ing him? For some reason?
Reopening his eyes, Ranboo looked at the monster for a few seconds before seeing it opening its mouth and hearing it…
“Hulloooo.”
…speak.
Because of The Accident, Ranboo has been forced to relocated his "home" to the beach, a good two-hour walk away from the town he originally came from.
However, soon after a massive storm passed by, a pair of mysterious eyes coming from the ocean started observing him every single night, and would only go away whenever he'd wake up the next day.
After three weeks straight of the eyes' presence, it was only natural for him to try and figure out what idiotic person would spend their entire night in the water only to watch Ranboo sleep, no?
(Little did he know...)
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Water Falling Through My Cupped Hands (Please Stay A Little Longer) by RoseGoldOrigins
Fandoms: DreamSMP, mcyt
11 Jul 2024
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Wilbur's been captured by sirens.
As he sits on an island no longer than the length of his body, he goes day in and day out enduring the life of a test subject for children to practice their voices on.
He's losing hope, but when a new mer approaches him, treating him like he's more than that, he finds there are still reasons to keep living.
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Human Wilbur and Mermaid Techno!Series
- Part 11 of Concept Fics
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Duck in Tub (he's lost his partner) by Absoleil
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
06 Jul 2024
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In which Quackity finally loses his shit.
Also, in which Dark!SBI + Dad!Sam get it back together again.
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Baby scales as shiny as the moon by lovelyflowerlov
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
14 Jun 2024
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He feels like he's in a dream, watching the mermaid idly float about in the water, waves splashing around it without a care. Until he hears another crunch. The mer bites off a familiar-looking fish in its sharp claws.
Phil's smile falls. He glances down at his ruined nets, the maimed fish, and back at the mermaid.
Now that he's not enthralled by wonder, he also realizes the mer is practically covered in blood.
Phil's eyelid twitches. He carefully runs over to the edge of his boat, takes a deep breath, and cups his hands around his mouth.
"Hey! That's my fish, you fuck!"
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Or, Phil, a simple fisherman, meets an unexpected guest stealing his hard-earned fish. What he also doesn't expect is gaining a new small companion in the process.
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"How old are you, Theseus?" Techno asks.
"Sixteen," Tommy grumbles. "And stop calling me that. My name is Tommy."
"Mer pups are considered children until they are eighty, Tommy. You are practically a newborn right now. So yes. You're weak and you're vulnerable, but I promise you, on my life, I will protect you and care for you."
OR: Tommy gets turned into a mermaid as a second chance after drowning in the sea, and Techno is looking for redemption.
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- Part 9 of Mavia's mcyt works
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Not all Treasures are Silver and Gold by ifisayjess
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2024
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Technoblade would like to say that he had been rather patient with the humans traveling through his territory.
He had let them take their ship across his part of the sea, but it had been days since Techno first noticed the change in the water, alerting him of the ship. An entire week since it fully entered the area ... And it was still there.
It was getting on his nerves. So he gave the humans a final warning, a rattling hiss that could be heard even when on the surface, a siren’s warning to leave the area.
His warning was blatantly ignored.
So with a clean conscience, he lured the ship into the rocks. Waiting until the boat sank to explore its contents.
He didn't expect to find... a pup.
- Technoblade finds a pup after sinking a human ship, adoption ensues.
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- Part 23 of Dadnoblade it's not a Choice, it's a Lifestyle
- Part 30 of The Bedrock Bros Agenda
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"Where did you even come from," Techno asked, realizing finally that there weren't any mer pods anywhere near him. There hadn't been for years.
"Jumped off a human ship," the intruder admitted easily, "didn't expect the giant f*cking whale-dolphins."
"You got caught by poachers, jumped off their ship, and immediately lost a fight to a pod of orcas," Techno interpreted, finally letting go of the intruder with a sigh. "How are you still alive?"
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Or: A case of mistaken identities and a whole lot of miscommunication somehow ends up with mer!Syndicate swimming to Hawaii together.
Written for Mermay 2024.