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    A brilliant high school chemistry teacher with a terminal illness.

    A former smuggler desperate to keep his boyfriend around longer.

    A criminal seizing the opportunity to reconnect with his best friend the only way he knows how.

    A scam artist down on his luck who gets more than he bargained for.

     

    Stede gets lung cancer. A few months shy of his forty-eighth birthday, he’s told he might not live to see his fiftieth. What happens next is a natural response to this.

     

    (this is a breaking bad au)

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    And just like that, it all tumbled back into Izzy’s memory; everything they had been, everything they were, everything they could never be again. Like fuck does time and distance heal. But that still couldn’t stop the smile that Ed’s laugh was pulling from him in return, intrinsic, muscle memory, from the days when that was a regular occurrence and the only tears were ones from joy, from laughing so hard it hurt.

    “I was worried about you. Where did you go?” he asked, voice now quiet in direct contrast to all the shouting.

    “All sorts of places,” Izzy replied, just as quietly, holding Ed’s gaze.

    “And did it help?”

     

    Izzy has returned home, to find his (now) ex-husband in the arms of another. Of course he's going to seek comfort in the arms of someone else too...

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    Picks up directly from part 2 'Forever and Always' and builds up to part 4 which picks up directly from part 1.

    Title and chapters from Taylor Swift's 'Cardigan'.

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    Izzy survived being shot, but the fear of losing him has made Ed begin to reevaluate their relationship.

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    Lucius feels like he is going mad but he swears…he swears…the tattoo on Izzy Hand’s neck is moving.

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    '“Izzy, you’re being a downer. You need a hit of horn.” Ed’s tone falls dangerously flat, as if it’s a statement, not a question.

    “No thank you, Edward. I’m just tired.” Izzy trembles. “Not as young as I used to be…”

    Ed swipes his finger through a line of rhino dust and saunters back to Izzy. “All the more reason to have a hit.” He circles Izzy languidly, finger held out in mock invitation. “It’ll perk you back up in a jiffy.”

    He stops circling in front of Izzy, eyes blown wide and dark. “Open your mouth, dog.” It’s not a suggestion.'

     

    Raid 89 by NonTimereTenebrous

     

    'Somebody chose to cover Frenchie’s eyes instead of his ears, and ever since he’s wondered: is seeing a thing worse than hearing it?'

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    Or, Frenchie eavesdrops outside of the Captain's cabin, and ends up adding another image to the box at the back of his mind.

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    Fang’s sigh of relief dies in his throat when he comes to the old tree and finds tracks. The snow’s been brushed from the top of the wall where something crossed over and tufts of fur are caught in the gnarled old bark. Fang pulls off a mitten and picks up the dark patch of hair, long and coarse, not like the smooth-coated hounds the Fetterings keep.

    Wolf fur.

    Then Fang sees the tracks, too big for a dog, with bright red drops of blood in them, and his heart twinges.

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    It’s an otherwise quiet winter’s day for Fang, until someone sees a wolf on the neighboring estate. As groundskeeper, it’s Fang’s job to go out and check on it.

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    Lucius likes to think it wouldn't have happened the way it did, if he wasn't so drunk. That he'd have handled things more tactfully, wouldn't have put his foot in his mouth and accidentally said something so hurtful...

    Izzy's sigh isn't angry. It's just tired. Somehow, that’s so much worse. "I've been on ships since before you were born, lad. Of course I know 'how it works'." He sneers as he repeats Lucius' words, taking a deep swig of his own drink as though to wash away the taste of saying them. "Sometimes you haven't had a decent meal in ages. You're cold and you're fucking hungry, and just about anything seems worth it for a night in the warm."

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    Izzy has always been able to manage his condition just fine. Smoker’s cough is a common ailment to men of their profession and Izzy indulges in the occasional offered pipe enough to keep up the ruse. The fact that Edward smokes like a chimney is almost enough to keep the facade by itself.
    If the crew notices Izzy coughing a little harder in the winter, they chalk it up to cold weather and think nothing else of it.
    When he growls and spits over the side of the ship, they hurry to their tasks a little quicker, wondering whose negligence caught the first mate’s ire.
    When he’s violently sick in a bad storm, they whisper the moniker Izzy the Spewer amongst themselves and silently thank their patron stars for strong, solid stomachs.
    Izzy doesn’t pay it any more heed than he has to. He’s still the most feared sword in the Caribbean, as infamous a pirate as Blackbeard himself. His reputation precedes and protects him.
    A reputation he won't keep for long if the true nature of his affliction became widely known.

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    When Izzy loses to Stede in the duel, it's not just his sword that breaks.

    For the Izzy Hands Bingo 2024

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    "Izzy is left panting hard, still crouched over Stede's body, his teeth bared, and one arm clutching a dagger that faces outward, in case anyone gets any fucking ideas.

    But when he blinks, the world around him has shifted. The entire crew is staring at him, Ed is staring at him, the fucking seagull is staring at him-

    “Izzy,” Stede says very softly, from underneath him, “I'm quite alright. You protected me very well.”

    Izzy's ears ring with whining he doesn't understand, and he shakes his head to clear the sound, his sight locking on Bonnet safe beneath him.

    When he blinks again, arms are circling gently around his own. He growls, but a strong hand tweaks his wrist and he's forced to drop the knife. Those arms drag him backwards and he howls wildly, thrashing with his entire body to be set free.

    “Shh, hon,” it's Spriggs's voice that comes to him, and Izzy can't bring himself to hate that he knows this voice so intimately, “he's safe. You're safe, too, but you're got to be hurting pretty bad, can't you feel it?”"

    Or: Izzy learns that being taken care of when you're hurting can feel pretty good. Soft, more or less, with some blood.

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    Hobbits are not a common sight in the Caribbean, particularly on the ocean, and in the world of piracy…please…that just doesn’t happen. They’re much too soft and gentle for a life like that. Or at least, that’s what the stories say anyways.

    No one had ever told these stories to Izzy Hands, of course, no one would have dared to on the Queen Anne.

    Or the five members of the Revenge’s crew who had never met a hobbit in their life, before First Mate Hands stepped foot on their ship + the one who had.

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    "He’s a pirate, he knows these things: the sun sets west, hardtack spoils last, and life is never fair. Fairness is for children and the dead. But these lessons, at the very least, were consistent."

    Nothing has gone right for Izzy Hands from the very second he set foot on Stede Bonnet's ship. His old life is gone, this vessel is a mess, and no one wants him around, least of all himself. It gets easier and easier to stop living in his life. Well, until he finds himself in pieces on Stede Bonnet's floor.

    That makes things a bit more difficult.

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    Izzy is autistic. because he is.

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    Canon Divergence where Ricky never shot Izzy, and Stede stayed on the Revenge to Captain with Izzy as (one) of his First Mates. Sort of a character study, where I wanted to put Izzy in Situations and it rather grew a life of its own. This fic is all about hurt/comfort tropes and bonding with Izzy, the crew, Stede, and Ed.

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    "It is an astounding thing, to be part of a crew that isn’t intent on stabbing anyone else in the back – at least not one of their own. Absolutely mind-blowing….

    And it’s not even a closed circle... And the requirements to join them?
    Acceptance.
    Protectiveness.
    Being part of their team.

    A fuckin' team. That’s the last bit. You must be willing to become one of them, in some way. Izzy still isn’t sure he deserves such a thing, not when his comfortable tendencies still sprout from years worth of vicious living and his sharp tongue lashes out more often than not. But he wants to have earned it. He can even feel where his heart sweats from quickly growing in this thrice-damned nurturing environment.”

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    “We’re not alright, but we’ll get there,” Ed mumbled against Izzy’s mouth. “this was meant to happen. Us.”

    He pulled away slightly, panting heavily as he surveyed the wreck of a man beneath him. Izzy’s cock was half-hard now, aching and twitching against his stomach for attention.

    “You’re fucking enjoying this, aren’t you?”

    He’s damaged, but Edward couldn’t help but think it all added to his beauty. Even the tears streamed down his cheeks. Izzy looked so pretty like this.

    “No, I-” but Izzy’s voice broke off as Ed wrapped a hand around his cock.

    He whimpered, arching, groaning off the floor. Izzy’s thighs trembled around the captain.

    He was a liar - lying Ed, to himself, everyone he ever knew.

    Izzy was in bliss, he loved it, he relished in the pain. Blackbeard was right; Izzy was a mess of sharp teeth and a bleeding heart. He’d always have a part of Izzy in him forever.

    “Fuck,” Izzy’s breaths. He shuddered, a shiver ran down his spin as Ed’s thumb brushed over the sensitive head of his cock. He tried to speak but all that came out was a moan, a loud one.

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    Izzy is still in and out after being shot by Ricky. Jim and Frenchie both are taking the near loss of their first mate with some difficulty but talking it through as a crew does tend to help with hard to process emotions.

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    Mysterious and unprompted attacks are becoming more frequent when it comes to the Revenge. And things only become more dangerous. While Isa and Izzy are manning the ship while the rest of the crew restock, they find themselves at the mercy of a pirate that they've never heard of but quickly learn is not to be trifled with. It'll take wit and luck to get out of trouble and back to the ship, and things don't always go according to plan

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    Co-hosts Lacey Bond (Joy.Goblin), Carly Delso-Saavedra (WGA_fandomLove on Twitter and fangirlfoto on Instagram) and Carly Heath are also talking about Steddy Hands this week! Stede-Ed-Izzy! Gentlebeard vs Steddy Hands. Which is the best?

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    Stede Bonnet wakes up in the little cottage he and Ed share—except Ed's not there. Izzy is. Stede is somehow stuck in a world where Ed died and Izzy lived. As he struggles to get back to his real life, it becomes clear that things on the island are very different from what he first assumed....

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    He could leave at any time. He could. It was all within his power. He was strong enough. He could walk away, make it all stop. He was in control of that, always had been, always will be.
    That was the mantra Izzy kept repeating to himself as he parked up his car in the street behind the bar. Turning off the engine, he let his hands rest on the steering wheel for a moment, taking slow, deep breaths. No one would know. He just needed to act normal. He’d been doing that for months now, no one had said a word.

    Izzy tries to break free of his abusive relationship with CJ, going to the only people in the world he knows he can trust - his ex-husband Edward Teach and his new boyfriend, Stede Bonnet.

     

    Inspired by the song 'Happier Than Ever' by Billie Eilish. Please mind the tags, abusive relationship, descriptions of violence and injury. But then lovely care and cuddles after.

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    Edward finds out he raped Izzy during the Kraken era. He doesn't remember any of it.

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    Ed asks for a divorce. He might come to regret it.

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