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As Hermione stands and looks out over the Magical emergency department at St Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries she smiles – This is exactly where she is supposed to be. The war is over, her friends are safe and happy, and she has finally decided on a career she loves. Everything is going right.
Until Draco Malfoy – Fourth Year Resident Healer is assigned as her well-being and education Resident, how can the boy who spent so many years tormenting her, who watched as his aunt tortured her and didn’t lift a finger to help be left in charge of her well-being and her career?
As what should have been an exciting, over-tiring, and joyful Intern year descends into a drawl of sarcastic comments, infuriating smirks, and a building tension that makes Hermione feel like an elastic band primed to snap, a group of Wizards hell-bent on re-enacting a long forgotten Wizarding law, begins to spread its poison – threatening to overturn everything Hermione and her friends fought for.
(This is what happens when you watch to much Grey’s Anatomy while reading Dramione fics!
Note: my superpower is dyslexia, spelling and grammar is my kryptonite, so be kind and enjoy) -
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Luz has always been an outsider, so when Eda offers to get her into a good school it seems like a great opportunity. Eda forgot to mention that it was a magic school. Luz catches on quickly and hijinks ensues.
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forbidden fruit by Julie_Thia
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2025
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since somone came up with idea to ship Dolores Umbridge and Mary Lou Barebone i wrote a fanfic about them cause why not.
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Ten years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione Granger has built a life of order and purpose as one of the Ministry’s most celebrated Aurors. But when she’s assigned to investigate Draco Malfoy—a name still steeped in infamy—her carefully constructed world begins to unravel. Malfoy Manor is a house of secrets, and Draco himself is no different: quick-witted, guarded, and disturbingly magnetic, he seems to know more than he lets on.
As Hermione digs deeper, she begins to uncover fragments of a past she cannot remember—a connection between them buried beneath layers of war and sacrifice. With whispers of smuggling, old magic, and lingering shadows of the Dark Lord, the line between the investigation and her own forgotten memories begins to blur.
What truths were erased in the name of survival? And can two people, bound by a history they chose to forget, find a way forward when the weight of the past threatens to destroy them both?
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"Just hold me tightly, please, and don't let go. You're so warm," Regulus sobbed quietly into Remus's jumper. "Okay, okay, I've got you. Don’t worry; I’m here," Remus soothed, his hand playing with Regulus's hair as he held him close.
Probably Guna be about 20 chapters
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The Wound decides to drop an angel and her pipefox on Lann’s head. Well… almost. The pipefox comes later.
Now it’s up to Lann to survive the surface with its surprising friendships, found family, and demons that have no idea they’re about to be pitched into the middle of the most ridiculous romance this side of the planes. Really: if he dies from anything, it won’t be demons. It’ll be from an angel trimming his stupid horn.
Updates every Wednesday & Saturday.
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Chronomancy by Zwodder321
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Jan 2025
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Izuku and Eri are biological siblings! Aww! Too bad nothing else is different and they get tortured every day. But Izuku has a plan, he will get his little sister out and be the hero she needs. He just needs to figure out his quirk before he can do it.
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The "Biggest" Fan by prakastasobuolys
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Styles - Fandom, Louis Tomlinson - Fandom, Larry Stylinson - Fandom, Harry - Fandom, Louis - Fandom, Larry - Fandom, Styles - Fandom, Tomlinson, stylinson - Fandom
18 Jan 2025
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Louis - an amateur musician who can't stand famous pop stars like Harry. But now he can't escape him, even at his own house. When two sarcastic souls meet, all you can do is wait for the explosion... Or..?
“Every time I hear you sing, I think, ‘That’s it. The human race can’t sink any lower.’ And then they cheer for another encore,” I rolled my eyes, annoyed.
“Sounds like you’ve been thinking about my concerts a lot. Who knew you cared?” Harry shot back with a smirk.
“Care? Please. I’d rather listen to a fire alarm on repeat. But you know, you should consider selling earplugs at your shows — you’d make a killing for sure.” -
Sanji's Cookbook (January Drabble Collection) by Alexgrand
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
18 Jan 2025
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A bunch of food-related drabbles mixed in with Strawhat Pirate shenanigans. Sprinkling in some randomness, fluff, and friendship.
UPDATE: Bumped up the rating for one of the chapters.
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A Band of Apostles, a Rabbi, and a Storm Girl by Brokenfangirl22
Fandoms: The Chosen (TV 2017), Christian Bible (New Testament)
18 Jan 2025
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Ruth is a spunky, headstrong, and a little problematic teenage girl in the first century, and the last year for her has been like walking through Hades.
First, she woke up one day and her hand went numb, and has NEVER GOTTEN UN-NUMB! Well, there goes her one hobby of sketching! Yippee! Then, her abba made her and this random old man get BETHROTHED! Ruth can't take it anymore- she just has to run away. (and steal her dowry, but that's a different story.)
Then, she meets this Rabbi, and He changes her life. Which is weird, because up until five seconds ago she thought God hated her. Eh, might as well go along with this group of slightly strange adults and see what happens, right?
And oh boy, a LOT happens.
(In other words, the entirety (hopefully!) of the Chosen series from the perspective of a teenager.) -
Going Once, Going Twice (aka, Lobbing for L.A) by Djokodal_Fan
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
18 Jan 2025
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The ATP and WTA tours come together with a fundraiser idea, to aid in the relief work in the aftermath of the L.A fires. The plan is for the top 20 players from both tours, to spend a day with the winners of an auction ceremony held at the Indian Wells tournament in Carlsbad.
Alex Claremont-Diaz, World No. 6 in ATP Singles, USO champion & twice Grand slam singles finalist, is expected to be one of the stars of the auction ceremony. Especially given the blazingly hot reviews for his recent turn as brand ambassador for the hip men’s underwear brand - Tayzakhar & Perez (TZP). The ad shoots have resulted in a frenzy, and sales have leapfrogged such brands as Calvin Klein, AussieBum & Abercrombie & Fitch.
But ACD, despite his keenness to do whatever he can to help in the fire relief effort, is listless and heartbroken. For the one person he wants to see at the ceremony - his best friend on the tour, his doubles partner, his confidante, his rock - Henry Mountchristen-Fox, is nowhere to be seen.
And ACD knows it’s all his fault. If only he hadn’t succumbed to temptation, and kissed Henry the previous day. If only he hadn’t assumed that Henry just might reciprocate his feelings.
If only…….
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Sometimes An Avocado Is Just An Avocado (and sometimes it's not) by kalei__co
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Jan 2025
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Jayce quickly filled a tall glass with tap water before making his way back to the table, all but flopping into his chair with a, “So.”
“So?” Viktor repeated.
“Do you think about my choice of underwear a lot?”
Viktor tsked and rolled his eyes.
“I don’t make a habit of it, no.”
“So it’s happened more than once then.”
“I am not going to dignify that absurdity with a response.”
________________________________________________Viktor cannot erase the image of smiling avocados from his mind. So he decided to confront Jayce about it.
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The Shattered States by Duchess_of_Waves
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), The Walking Dead Series - Robert Kirkman & Jay Bonansinga, Fear the Walking Dead (TV), The Walking Dead (Comics), The Walking Dead (Telltale Video Game), The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV), Last of Us - Fandom
18 Jan 2025
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"When I met you at summer camp
I would never give you the chance
You still la-love me anyway
You still la-love me anyway"In a universe where Nick and Charlie meet at a summer camp. Charlie doesn't want to warm up to Nick, but Nick isn't having any of it. When they become friends they navigate through awful mental health and hidden feelings.
Inspired by the song "Love Me Anyway" by Chappell Roan
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L could never accept defeat with grace, he could only retaliate.
“My number hasn’t changed. Call if you want to visit your old cell.”
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Light and L can't have a civil discussion without any sarcasm or threat. Especially with as big as an audience as Interpol.
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Every time you talk it's always about me by Jaemfuse
Fandoms: The Wizard Of Oz (1939), The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024)
17 Jan 2025
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Elphaba was thrown into Shiz University without a second thought, her sorcery was something she had tried to hide her entire life. But it wasn't like it was just that, she had to room with a bully who wanted her life to be as miserable as possible.
But what if all the teasing was just confused projected emotions?
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Remus hated having to lie, but he could see no other way around it. Closing in on Sirius, he gripped him by the fabric of his t-shirt, pushing it up towards his throat.
‘Alright then. You’re alone in the muggle countryside, wandless, in the dark. You’re manacled to an evil, murderous werewolf, a known killer who doesn’t hold an ounce of pity for your pathetic human life. If that’s what you would rather believe, then by all means,’ he hissed, ‘be my guest.’
One minute Remus is between jobs, isolated, and thoroughly disenfranchised with life, the next he is on the run for murder, being a werewolf-at-large, and for knowing far, far too much.One minute Sirius Black is a bored auror in training, the next he is caught up with Remus in a mess of secrets and dark magic.
Their lives intertwine, but how long can they keep running from the Death Eaters, and how long can they keep running from themselves?
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A refugee-turned hero attempts to record their story in their own words. Again. Just as badly as ever.
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- Part 2 of Traveler
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Welcome to Apex Heights, a building where every door holds a story and every corner hides a secret. Here, friends are as loyal as they are nosy, group dinners always end in chaos, and misunderstandings are part of everyday life. No one is safe from love here, and each resident must find their own way.
Connections bloom in the most unexpected places (and times), and sometimes love needs a little push... or several.
(And maybe a map.)
Spanish version available on my profile.
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Bienvenidos a Apex Heights, un edificio donde cada puerta guarda una historia y cada rincón esconde un secreto. Aquí, los amigos son tan leales como entrometidos, las cenas grupales siempre terminan en caos, y los malentendidos son parte del día a día. Aquí nadie se salva del amor, cada residente debe descubrir su camino.
Las conexiones florecen en los lugares (y momentos) menos esperados y, a veces, el amor necesita un pequeño empujón... o varios.
(Y quizá un mapa.)
English version available on my profile.