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    Months after Aziraphale left for Heaven, Crowley is mysteriously drawn to the bookshop only to find the angel waitin. Crowley slowly behind to notice that there is something off about the angel as Aziraphale asks the demon for help completing a dangerous plan. What's wrong? What does Aziraphale want, and will Crowley be willing to help?

    CW: this story is NOT body horror, but contains minor elements of it that build into angst hurt\comfort story between the ineffable husbands.

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    “I found Mr. Fell’s journals-“

    Maggie gasped. “You read his diary?”

    Muriel nodded.

    “That’s – that’s-“ Maggie groaned. “That’s a terrible invasion of privacy, Muriel. I know you haven’t been on Earth very long, but you can’t go around reading people’s – it’s private and personal and not for you to read!”

    “But why?” Muriel frowned. “Mr. Fell isn’t human, he’s an angel – we both are – and I needed to know – you see, he’s in love with Mr. Crowley.”

    “I know that! Wait, you needed a diary to tell you how Mr. Fell feels?”
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    The newest angel to Earth finds the best book in the shop - and decides that something needs to be done about things -- RIGHT NOW.

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    “Alright, I’ve got a plan, but you’re not going to like it,” Crowley announces.

    He gets a quick, anxious nod in return, Aziraphale wringing his hands together. “As long as we survive, I — I rather think we don’t have the luxury of being picky.”

    “Right. Good. We’ll have to erase ourselves — “ Aziraphale opens his mouth, and Crowley rushes to add — “not permanently. Just for a little while. We’ll change our memories, that should be enough. Reality will adapt, it always does.”



    With Heaven and Hell on their tail, Aziraphale and Crowley are left with little choice but to hide themselves so thoroughly even they don't remember their own identities. Reality adapts to their new expectations, including the expectations of one very creative demon who loves the stars.

    A Good Omens Doctor Who AU in which Crowley accidentally becomes the Doctor.

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    When Crowley unexpectedly reappears in his life after the Second Coming, Aziraphale thinks it might be his longed-for chance to amend for leaving him over two years earlier. There's only one problem: Crowley's now his slave. And unless Aziraphale, as his Master, meets a mandated pain quota, the demon could be taken away. While formulating a plan to abolish Heaven's new program, Aziraphale learns the awful extent of his arrangement with Crowley.

    He'd scanned the contract upon signing, of course. But he'd erred in his haste to free Crowley from the lineup of candidates for demonic conditioning. He'd mistaken "dominance" to mean a sort of mentorship, "regular intercourse" for lively conversation, and "assistive aid" for the social lubricant of wine. It turns out Aziraphale must take an active role in Crowley's ongoing subjugation or risk losing him forever.

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    After months of being stuck in Heaven, Aziraphale wants nothing more than to go home— to Earth, to his bookshop, and most of all, to Crowley. He can’t just leave, though. Not only is Earth on the line with Heaven’s plans for the Second Coming, but should the Metatron suspect Aziraphale of working against the Host, Crowley will pay the price with his existence. So, desperate and a bit fed up, Aziraphale comes up with a plan. Which backfires. Horribly.

    Now, Jesus Christ is dead, and if the Host finds out, it’s not just Aziraphale who will be in danger. Panicked, he runs to the only person he can trust. Only, Crowley wants absolutely nothing to do with him.

    They have seven days to make Jesus Rise without Heaven finding out that He is dead. And they’re not talking. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Heaven and Hell finally have their war.

    Among the chaos and destruction, an angel and a demon try to survive. They are both wanted fugitives, will they manage to escape ?

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    After Aziraphale leaves for Heaven, Crowley is many things. Hated by Heaven, loathed by Hell, abandoned by his best friend and the angel he loves.

    He’s also miserable, not that you’d ever hear him admit it. So when flowers start popping up in his flat, he doesn’t know how to feel.

    .❀.❀.❀.❀.

    a.k.a - a way to shamelessly blend my love for Good Omens and Victorian Flower Language.

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    After Aziraphale decides to walk home with a neighbour, he gets splashed by a passing lorry. He doesn't dare cast a miracle to dry himself, and the temperature is dropping. Can angels get hypothermia? Will he realise the risk in time to save himself?

    A South Down Cottage caretaker fic written for the GOAD Holiday gift exchange.

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    After the apoca-not-alypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally begin to seek out, in each other, the earthly life they’ve always wanted.

    But it could never be that easy. For millennia, Crowley’s coping mechanism has been as ingenious as it is foolish: He keeps the memories of the worst horrors of his life since the flood in a box that’s not a box, stowed safely in a place that’s not a place, away from his own conscious mind.

    Be a pity if something were to cause that box to open, right as things are getting good for our ineffable husbands…wouldn’t it?

    Takes place after S1 and uses S2 characters (Nina + Maggie), with many-a-chapter looking back on the kind of memories that even a demon hides from.

    Angsty, angsty mega-fic. Strap in, pups.

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    Hopeless romantic Anthony J. Crowley didn’t expect to meet the love of his life at a casino. Then again, he didn’t expect to attend the best magic show of his life at a casino, but the Marvelous Mr. Fell is just that good.

    Aka the one in which Aziraphale is actually good at magic. They’re co-magicians, baby.

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    Aziraphale meets a serpent in the Garden who is more than a simple animal. And he seems oddly familiar.

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    Heaven and Hell never said they couldn’t help the humans indirectly.

    Aziraphale, Crowley and a little miracle in Cornwall one Christmas a long long time ago.

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    "I mean I need to go back to my home.”
    “I’m afraid you can’t do that.”
    “Why not?”
    “Because you’ve been captured.”
    “I have?” Muriel’s brow wrinkled. “When did that happen?”


    Muriel hadn't meant to be captured by a demon during her first visit to Earth. It's a good thing he seems so nice!

    Hell might not be ready for an angel like Muriel.

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    Anthony Crowley was dying, he had cancer, thankfully had his friends to support him all though he still wished his ex-husband was next to him, not that he would admit it

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    '“Do you want us to inform you know who, that your sick I mean.” Bee said as they got into the car. “I’m sure Jim has a way to contact him”
    “Why is that any of his business?” Crowley said, Bee noticed a slight brake in his voice .
    “It was just a thought.” they told him “I’m sorry I bought it up”
    “I mean what is he going to do? pray for me?”

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    So the New Arrangement didn't quite work the way it was supposed to, but in the end, all's well that ends well, right? Aziraphale and Crowley are together, their ex-bosses have left them alone for the past few years, and the world is continuing to spin.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    **Updates Saturdays**

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    Truly, he didn’t remember if he’d felt this way at the beginning. Six-thousand years hadn’t bestowed upon him a perfect memory, and he was inclined to believe that it never would. No matter how many times his thoughts strayed to the day that he had left it all behind, he knew that eventually the details would fade, and he would forget exactly how the light had shined upon collecting tears in Crowley’s eyes—

    All his overthinking to say, Aziraphale was used to feeling a low-grade cloud of loneliness hanging over him, for all the time he’d spent isolated on earth. Even if he hadn’t always been this alone.

    Or

    Aziraphale returns to heaven, and begins to see what he has lost in doing so. Though as is every action worth taking, it takes a lot of time to do so. Eventually, the weight becomes too much for him to bear, and he breaks.

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    Aziraphale has neither seen nor heard from Crowley in the four years he's been Heaven's Supreme Archangel and he's hoped the demon has been able to find a way to just disappear. But when the Metatron unexpectedly announces they've apprehended Crowley and are temporarily holding him at a remote, Earth location, it turns out the Metatron has arranged to turn Crowley over to Satan, and things rapidly go from bad to worse.

    Satan is intent on reminding Crowley he belongs to him and Hell forever, and in order to survive what seems impossible, Crowley must use and embrace abilities he has avoided or forgotten about since before the Rebellion.

    In order to get Crowley back and stop the Metatron plans, Aziraphale has to come to a full reckoning very quickly about the realities of Heaven and Hell. And the Metatron's overly dogmatic approach not only brings Aziraphale the most unexpected allies, but exposes that almost nothing in Heaven is as it seems since the Rebellion. Archangels are missing and no one realises it, and Heaven itself was changed to maintain tight control.

    And in the end, no one can keep one accidental-demon and one ex-Principality apart, not even the machinations of a False Prophet.

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    Crowley will receive his corrections. And when he has paid his dues, he will rise again, Aziraphale is sure of that. Now, it's just a matter of making sure the demon has atoned for his sins, and then they will be equals, redeemed in Her eyes, free to love and be loved, back in the grace of the heavenly host.

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    While trying to survive their abusive bosses, Aziraphale and Crowley rely on each other’s support. They even have plans for a cottage of their own. But times are changing, and the Apocalypse lurks just around the corner.

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    With a shake of his head, Aziraphale picked up the watering can, set it down on the raised bed of the greenhouse, then he picked up the throw pillow and went to replace it on the bench. Maybe he’d find more answers there, some… ruffian who’d snuck in and thought it would be funny to surprise Aziraphale, or… a very potent and very specific draft.

    He found nothing, of course, but the cold stone of the bench.

    “This greenhouse is not cursed,” he reassured himself, letting out a sigh.



    Aziraphale, certainly not trying to distract himself from Crowley’s absence following his summons back to Hell, decided to buy a greenhouse. A completely ghost-free greenhouse, he was absolutely certain of it. If only it would stop trying to prove him wrong.

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