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Caitlin, young, pregnant and alone in the world, is really grateful for her job at the Nakatomi Plaza. As soon as she feels that she can without eyebrows being lifted, she will join the Christmas party already in full swing.
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Y/N never intended for this unlikely espionage at Nakatomi to succeed, and is less prepared again for the men who put an end to the party. Could corruption in Nakatomi be the key to understanding the schemes of a criminal mastermind, and will Y/N survive long enough to come face to face with him?
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RICKMAS 2024 by Lazaretto_Outlaw
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Die Hard (Movies), Close My Eyes (1991), Gambit (2012), Galaxy Quest (1999)
26 Dec 2024
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It’s that time of year again! Celebrating our favorite leading man and his beloved characters for Christmas! So excited it’s my first year giving it a go. More tags to be added as I go along.
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Jimmy completely misunderstood what he said to Bo at wrestling tryouts. Bo thinks Jimmy told him that he knew that Bo was gay, too. Jimmy thinks that he accidentally just came out to his bully. That miscommunication should not have led to them making out on the couch, or Bo ending up "cursed with the Mark of the Beast".
A kiss that didn't happen in movie - but could have - turns the entire story on a sharp left hand turn, and the awkward failure of a possessive wolf deciding that nothing will work so he'll just burn it down and start over, turns into a happy if a little messy pack, with a sire brought back, and his grumpy possessive mate coming to find them from Europe. All because of a kiss that should have happened, but didn't.
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Hans hadn't wanted to kill John, and in all truth he wasn't sure why. Save Theo, he'd killed his entire crew, men he'd cared about, men he'd considered friends.
Everything in him told him he should want revenge, and it should be painful and slow. Still, he couldn't do it.
"It's a shame you're such a sentimentalist." Theo commented. "I love watching you kill."
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- Part 3 of Three Christmases
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- English
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- 2,486
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- 1/1
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Hans Snape by ShinyMetalAssKnight
Fandoms: Die Hard (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2024
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During his fall from the Nakatomi Plaza Hans Gruber saw his life past in front of his eyes as he saw the McClanes looking as he fell, he could hear the cops talking and the hustle of every police officer and reporter on the scene, he embraced for the impact, for his death to come only to fall into a nice chair on a dark and candle light office in what it look a castle. Where was he and how did he got there?
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Tony has always hated the smell of cigarettes. Tonight, Karl doesn't have to forget that anymore.
- Language:
- English
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- 310
- Chapters:
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Proletarian Rubeus Hagrid judiciously completes his work duties while serving luxury class children of the posh Hogwarts Academy. His nights alternate between conciousness raising and revels at the local pub.
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Rickmas 2024 by evaaans23
Fandoms: Sweeney Todd (2007), Judas Kiss (1998), Close My Eyes (1991), Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen, Blow Dry (2001), Eye in the Sky (2015), Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Die Hard (Movies)
24 Dec 2024
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24 short stories to celebrate Alan Rickman. 24 short stories about his characters. 24 short stories before Christmas. Hosted by DeepPerplexity (on Tumblr and AO3)
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"Why aren't you with Theo, making sure he's alright after what you went through?"
"I can't." Hans sighed.
"What do you mean you can't?"
Hans took a deep breath, staring into space, replaying that scene in his mind. "He was waiting for me in the getaway car. He saw me fall from the building."
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- Part 2 of Three Christmases
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- English
- Words:
- 2,104
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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Miscellaneous Oneshots by DittyWrites
Fandoms: Red Eye (2005), Cuckoo (Movie 2024), Die Hard (Movies)
23 Dec 2024
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A collection of miscellaneous oneshots featuring random characters who have been requested.
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Theo had only been part of the crew for a couple of hits, but Hans had been thoroughly impressed with him. The young man was far more skilled than he had given him credit for at first, and Hans loved being pleasantly surprised. He had potential, that boy.
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- Part 1 of Three Christmases
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- English
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- 2,258
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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- 49
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Rickmas 2024 Day 21: Heartfelt Confessions
Character: Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
Relationship(s): Hans/Emily (OC)Series
- Part 15 of Rickmas 2024
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- English
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- 682
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- 1/1
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- 55
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Rickmas 2024 Day 20: Deceptive Kindness
Character: Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
Relationship(s): Hans/Emily (OC)Series
- Part 16 of Rickmas 2024
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Rickmas 2024 Day 14: Deceptive Kindness
Character: Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
Relationship(s): Hans/Emily (OC)Series
- Part 14 of Rickmas 2024
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Now, Cigarettes Only Taste Like You by anonamouslemonbubbletea
Fandoms: Die Hard (Movies)
11 Dec 2024
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When Hans meets John in the corridor to the roof, things go a little bit differently.
Or, Hans and John flirt, kiss, and Hans gets away with the money.
Can be read as a sequel to Espresso, To-Go but it is entirely your choice
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McClane is looking at her, now— not just looking at her, but sizing her up. She can’t tell what the purpose of his assessment is. Perhaps he suspects her of being a terrorist. The part of her that’s been hurting her whole life thinks that maybe he’s noticing her height, or the width of her shoulders, or the size of her feet. Lorelei takes the chance and meets his eyes, wary of what she’s about to see in them. He seems distant, but there seems to be no confusion or disgust in his expression. As the two of them look at each other, he smiles a little. Perhaps he was simply noticing how beautiful she is.
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The Bill Clay scene, reimagined with Hans Gruber as a trans woman. -
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Hans catches you in an intimate moment, his hazel eyes gleaming with amusement as he teases you, savoring the surprise and embarrassment on your face as he makes his presence known.
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- English
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John McClane was a simple man. He was a New York cop, he had an ex-wife and 2 kids who lived in California, and he had a little bit of a thing for accents. Okay, maybe a pretty big thing. But that wasn’t a problem! Or at least it wasn’t a problem, until Hans Gruber walked into his favorite cafe.
Or, John and Has meet in a coffee shop and flirt, I guess.
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Divorces can be messy. Especially when your estranged husband decides to put up a fight and show up at your office Christmas party...