8 Works in Drunk Penelope Featherington
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"She had way too much tonight. And he knew she would, she does this every time a guy breaks her heart. Or her ego, maybe. Her heart never really seems in it, which is confusing to him since Penelope does just about everything heart-first.
Except dating.
He wonders if that has something to do with her upbringing, her mother, a lack of love. Some sort of avoidance of it all, some sort of block.
But still, every time. With Henry she drank every single beer out of his fridge. She hates beer. He held her hair back as she hurled for hours in the early morning. With Phineas she showed up at his already plastered, mascara stains on her cheeks as she smiled weird and wide and asked to come inside. With George she was calmer, but she still called him after drinking a whole bottle of wine by herself and he could tell she had been crying. It's always clear in her voice. In her eyes.
Heart-first."
Based on this Twitter prompt:
"Drunk Pen: Colin is actually so good looking.
Colin: …
Pen: don’t tell him I said that
Colin: I won’t" -
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What if "Lose Control" by Teddy Swims had been written about Polin? What would the story be?
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Benedict is throwing a chaotic house party, and Colin cannot find Penelope. When he finds her, Penelope has a very confusing story to tell him, which gives him...CONFOUNDING feelings.
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Drunk on you by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
10 Aug 2024
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“Bridgerton, old chap, no need to get so worked up. We were just having a bit of fun,” Fife said, waving a hand dismissively as though that would brush away the gravity of their actions.
“Fun?” Colin’s voice was icy, his hands trembling with the effort to keep himself in check. “You call plying a lady with alcohol without her knowledge ‘fun’? Humiliating her in front of everyone? She is my friend, you miserable cur, and if you think I’ll stand by and let you—”
He couldn’t finish the sentence. The thought of what might have happened—what could still happen—if Penelope were left in their hands was too much to bear.
Or, some gentlemen believe it's funny to get Penelope drunk without her consent at a ball and Colin is having none of it even if they're not currently on speaking terms
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Discovering Duty by annasometimeswrites
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
03 Dec 2023
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'Come on,' Colin said. 'I ought to get you to bed.'
Penelope released his arms, putting a hand over her heaving bosom. 'Mr. Bridgerton— I am far too intoxicated for that kind of talk.’
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Penelope drinks too much at Kate and Anthony’s first ball of the season and makes a confession Colin never saw coming.
But that’s not the only surprise of the night. Penelope and Colin’s drunken antics have attracted the attention of a few other members of the Ton, leading society to draw their own conclusions about what could possibly be going on between the pair.
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O paraíso bene o paraíso, fica bem ali, ela apontou para o fim do corredor onde ficava o quarto do Colin, Benedict seguiu sua indicação e seu sorriso se alargou.
Sabe Pen acho que você tem razão aquele ali é o paraíso eu se fosse você iria o mais rápido possível, ela o encarou e começou a correr
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- Português brasileiro
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Bathroom Confessional by Nevermore_red
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
05 Oct 2022
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Drunk Penelope, a mistaken identity, prayers to the porcelain God, and a love confession. What could go wrong?
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Enough is Enough by p0linl0vePA
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
06 Oct 2021
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Colin Bridgerton was angry, he was jealous, and he no longer knew what to do about it. He was at an internal stand-still, and he was driving himself crazy. He was angry because he was jealous, even though he had no right to be. He would often think that he didn't even know why he was jealous, but that wasn't true. He knew exactly why, and her name was Penelope Featherington.
OR Colin has a crush on Penelope.