6 Works in Joffrey Baratheon Bashing
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Silk and Steel by FeyHunter78
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
08 Jan 2025
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"If I were to take a wife it would be her who I take to my bed, her who I would sit by in court, no others.” Jon looked up sheepishly, the tips of his ears still red. “I believe I would be hard pressed to find a lady wife considering my standing, so if I were to find one, I would count myself among the luckiest of men.”
Something in her chest fluttered and Myrcella realized it was her heart, a warmth she had not known before rising to her cheeks. For a moment the moonlight bathed Jon in an ethereal glow, snowflakes dusting his form, making him look much like the prince from her stories. “I see.”
A world in which Myrcella takes an interest in Jon during the royal visit to Winterfell, setting both their lives on a very different path.
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A Game of Ghosts and Thrones by Wingd_Knight
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), Danny Phantom, Fairy Tail
16 Sep 2024
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Crack Idea: Ghost King Danny Phantom decides to help Westeros fight the White Walkers and the general mayhem of the War of the Five Kings by having part of his power incarnate into the Baratheon family as Joffery's twin half-brother. And for good measure, his own entertainment, and because he figured 'well why stop at one?' he sends a bunch of women from across the multiverse to keep his incarnation company and help him save the world.
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Sansa Stark was a first class passenger on the Titanic. Theon Greyjoy was a third class passenger on the Titanic because he got lucky at a poker game.
And they meet, maybe a little too late.
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When King Robert Baratheon discovers Ser Jaime Lannister's betrayal, he legitimizes his bastard son Gendry, and places him ahead of Crown Prince Joffrey in the line of succession. Quite understandably, this does not go over well with Joffrey and Sansa Stark, who want to rule the Seven Kingdoms one day. Knowing how it feels to be the spurned younger son of a great Lord, Jon Stark takes Joffrey's side.
Robb Stark has gone beyond The Wall to fight a real war. Jojen Reed is sharing visions with Bran Stark that could help... While Tyrion Lannister and the Tyrells plot and scheme to quietly overthrow the Baratheon Kings, Daenerys Targaryen seeks a shortcut to the Iron Throne. Rumors of a great treasure in the East set her on an adventure through Essos, taking Theon Greyjoy along with her.
Brienne of Tarth and her squire Arya Stark are hot on their tail. As "Dagny Tyrell" and Theon Greyjoy have become wanted outlaws in Westeros, who must be brought to King's Landing and stand trial for their crimes. An unpleasant surprise awaits Daenerys in Essos: her abusive brother Viserys is alive, and is rapidly uniting Essos under single rule... That treasure better be worth the risk.
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Sansa the Vampire Slayer by EstherRuth
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Jul 2022
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Jon growled. “Watch it Tyrion, she’s mine to protect,” he warned.
Sansa looked at Jon, eyebrows high on her forehead.
And of all wonders: was it possible for vampires, undead creatures of the night, to blush?
Jon hung his head, looking to his shoes as he kicked a nonexistent pebble. It was so similar to the little boy he’d been in grade school, that Sansa nearly grabbed him and kissed him right there.
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Sansa is the Slayer. When her asshole ex-boyfriend plans on giving their entire senior class over to demons, vampires, and monsters at Homecoming, of course she has to stop him. And if she asks her good (and sexy) vampire friend Jon to help her, well, that's just a bonus. -
Khaleesi Joffrey (par Mana2702) by Comptoir_des_auteurs, Mana2702
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
04 Jan 2022
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Joffrey se retrouve à Essos après une tentative d'assassinat. Là-bas il va être marié à un dothraki qui le prend pour une femme. Comment les choses vont-elles tourner pour le jeune roi détestable ?
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