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    ... but the saddest fuck is probably still Ray, with his Fick fatale fantasies, acting like he and Brad are on a neverending family vacation. Which will totally get only half a star on TripAdvisor, by the way, with all the dead bodies lying around and shitty food.

    Ray’s disappointed, too.

    Also, his inner bog witch tells him the shit’s brewing directly ahead.

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    “I don’t know, dawg,” Poke finally starts, drawing out the words like if he waits long enough Ray will cut him off, “it’s just…could you two be any more married?”

    …Before Ray can even show the surprise on his face he’s suggesting, “hell yeah, we could.”

    Or, the squad uses gay chicken as a ploy to get two idiots together.

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    The boys are back home after deployment. Ray needs a place where to crash, Brad just wants to chill, neither seems to want to put what happened into words.
    And the only thing in Brad's cupboards are cans of peaches.

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    Ray likes to ride Brad. Literally and otherwise.

    (Brad would love to say that he doesn't concur, but he's no liar.)

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    “He can’t help himself. He picks up strays and then he brings them here. I’m just thankful they aren’t animals, or this place would be full of them.”

    Or, five times Josh brought someone home and one time someone brought Josh home

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    Брэд резко подаётся вперёд, и Рэю приходится зажать себе рот ладонью, чтобы заглушить рвущийся наружу крик.

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    Когда-нибудь Рэй будет играть в группе. Он не очень-то умеет петь и никогда не учился игре на гитаре, но когда-нибудь… Когда-нибудь он станет знаменитым. Он постоянно твердит Брэду об этом.

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    На самом деле, Брэд – чёртов гей. Нет, девушки ему тоже нравятся, но, если бы перед ним поставили горячую цыпочку и не менее горячего парня и сказали бы выбрать между ними, он бы всё-таки выбрал парня. Плоский живот, коротко стриженный затылок, мускулы, перекатывающиеся и слегка подрагивающие под его пальцами. Вот что он любит.

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    Insight
    noun
    1: the capacity to gain an accurate and deep intuitive understanding of a person or thing
    2: an understanding of relationships that sheds light on or helps solve a problem

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    Nate losses himself in their marriage.

     

    And then, Nate says, "Ray, I love you so deeply, and it hurts so much."

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    “I believe in rewarding competence,” Brad says in that airy tone that means he’s in the mood to play. With a flourish, he produces a brown packet from behind his back, presenting it like how those waiters in fancy restaurants show a bottle of wine. All he’s missing is a white cloth.

    Ray raises both eyebrows as he takes in the standard writing on the outside of the MRE pack, “Yo Brad what the fuck? Where did you get a goddam milkshake?!”

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    Brad and Ray do not, strictly speaking, celebrate Valentine’s Day.

    But when Ray's eye meets the Valentine’s Day card of his dreams, obviously he has to buy it.

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    Ray’s been an insomniac for as long as he can remember, so he’s very familiar with the feeling of being tired, of wanting to sleep, but being unable to for reasons he can’t explain. Usually, he can’t sleep for reasons outside his control. Right now, his brain is going a mile a minute, and he imagines the grey matter in his head hitting the inside of his skull like a ping pong ball.

    Or, Ray can't sleep. Brad helps.

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    "So, how long have you and Gabe been fucking?"
    James promptly choked on his bottle of Gin. His jaw dropped and he stared in sheer disbelief, looking like one of his retarded little brothers. "The fuck you say?"

    Doc smirked devilishly at him, that big shark-like grin on full display. James wanted to punch it off his stupid face but he knew better than to fuck with Doc. He would eat him alive. "Oh, c'me on, Chaffin. You didn't seriously expect me not to notice? My whole goddamn job is to observe your heinous ass. You, Garza, go. Talk,"

    Well, fuck. The cat was out of the bag now.

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    After falling out of touch (which Brad would like everyone to know is just a thing that happens to adults and is not indicative of his own problems regarding communication with other human beings) Brad and Ray are thrown together during a destination wedding for one of their own. Bickering, name-calling, scheming, hijinks and romance ensue.

    Inspired by Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, and more recently, the film Anyone But You, which is very silly but very sweet, and made me want to write my own spin for BradRay.

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    Pique
    noun
    a feeling of irritation or resentment
    verb
    to excite or arouse especially by a provocation or challenge

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    Brad Colbert, ex-Marine turned stuntman extraordinaire, isn't thrilled about the idea of taking driving lessons, but if he's ever going to get to the top of the Hollywood food chain, his agent Nate Fick says it's a good idea.

    The last thing he expects is to bond with the little reprobate at the NASCAR track, but stranger things have happened.

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    Ray, he writes,
    it’s unfortunate your troglodyte brain cannot comprehend this, but I have responsibilities and can’t waste my time entertaining your every thought (should you ever have any).
    No, I am not lying in a ditch somewhere.
    Obviously.
    Brad
    PS. If my mother shares any baby pictures with you, I will personally make sure your own mother disowns you

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    “No, Ray. It’s been two years.”

    “...Well, I was doin’ karaoke tonight, and my bitch Britney reminded me of you.”

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    Brad had been training for this privilege since he was a tall, gangly 13 year old.

    He’d worried it’d be anticlimactic, and well, he was allowed to be wrong once in his life, right?

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    36
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    1
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