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    Baz forgets and Simon has a bad time.

    There’s something wrong. Apart from everything, because clearly everything about this is wrong, but specifically, there’s something wrong with Snow’s face. The general shape of him. Apart from the bloody enormous wings, that is. There’s something on his chest, a red mark, a tattoo, and that’s wrong too.
    I’m too panicked to take any of it in. And too thirsty—the smell of him is maddening, almost as maddening as the way he’s sitting there, bedding rumpled at his waist.

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    One day. Five years.

    A peek into what it's like to love and be loved by Simon Snow.

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    Agatha, Baz, and Trixie are a small yet mighty group of space pirates who take down a transporter ship that holds Penelope, Shepard, and Simon on their way to relocating to a new planet. But once Agatha’s mighty ship—the SC Comet—falls way to space debris, the six of them have to learn to work together to survive on an uninhabited planet.

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    Written for the Secret Snowflake Exchange 2024!!

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    When Agatha ends up in a study in the White Chapel, she doesn’t think it’s going to change her life forever. When she finds a bag of coins with magickal sigils on them, she certainly doesn’t think it’s going to mean anything important to her. But when she starts having visions of the future… Well, she’s got to do something about it.

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    Written for the Carry On Countdown 2024 for days 4, 6, 7, 18, 22, and 29 <3 (plus a special bonus post countdown chapter!)

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    Simon is in therapy and getting better, but he still needs Baz's help for the *big spirals*.

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    How am I going to play this? I could fall back on old habits. I could sneer. I could insult him. That always worked when we were in school, but now I fear he’d see right through it. The act only worked then because it wasn’t an act. Not at first, anyway. I did, at one point, actually hate him, and he never had any reason to believe that had changed.
    Now, though. Now he knows that was all fake, that I was just overcompensating to hide my true feelings. Now it’d only be a sign to him that I’m hiding something. That I still care. That I’m still hopelessly, tragically in love.
    I can’t let him know that. Not after I broke up with him.

    Or: Two-odd years after the events of Carry On, Simon and Baz have broken up and gone no-contact. A chance encounter unearths old feelings.

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    Baz started Watford determined to hide his vampirism at almost any cost. But what if the Mage had confronted him about his secret? What if, instead of threatening to expose him, the Mage offered to help him? And what would be the consequences of accepting his enemy’s help?

    A canon divergence fic looking at the ripple effects the Mage's offer would have on Watford, the wars, and Baz’s relationship with Simon Snow.

    Now posting Year 3; new chapter on Mondays.

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    Breaking curfew's a bad idea. Especially tonight. Simon's got no choice- if he doesn't get his affairs in order, he's going to be in big trouble with the Coven. One quick walk in the dark can't hurt, can it? Except when it does. Except when the dark comes for him, and all he can hope for is the help of a stranger as lost and trapped as he is.

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    Gift Ideas

    Wand Holster - Doubt he’d use it.

    Stationary set - Am not his grandmother.

    Mint Aeros - To replace the ones I’ve stolen? Not much of a gift. Also, too cheap and easy.

    Sword - Why would he want another one? He has a bloody invisible one. How can you improve upon that?

    Cologne - Too forward. Would he even wear it? Probably would think it was my way of telling him he smells.

    Wii or DS? - Too expensive for SS budget. Also a terrible idea to gift him contraband. Fuck the Mage. How stupid is it that my roommate is allowed to have a sword and not a video game console?

    I stare at the list, blinking and trying to figure out if this is what I think it is. Is Baz…he can’t be…is Baz brainstorming Christmas gift ideas? For me?

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    While on a mission, Simon finds an abandoned baby and has no choice but to bring her home. Meanwhile, Baz is abandoned in his own way, waiting for someone to save him. Eventually, all of them will find the love they deserve—though there will be passive-aggressive niceties, parenting insecurities, and unresolved trauma along the way. Luckily, they have each other.

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    Short song-fic based on the tune and some lyrics from the Wicked rap that was on Jimmy Fallon. It had too much potential for me to not change it up a bit for Simon and Baz.

    Elphaba is Baz and Glinda is Simon.

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    Simon Salisbury is hoping to fix up his home in time for Christmas. Interior designer Historical consultant Baz Pitch is here to help.

    Featuring an ambitious amount of home restoration, comfortable but questionable fashion choices, and learning that good things come to those who wait ❄️❤️‍🔥

    Written for Carry On Countdown 2024

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    Loneliness settles in Baz's heart as the cold of winter takes over London. Or does it?

    Or, love is everywhere, all the time, if you only make an effort to notice it

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    On safari in Africa, Simon and Baz get trapped inside a campsite bathroom by a hungry lion.

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    Snowbaz Christmas Oneshot because I'm feeling festive this year and avoiding essay work :)

    Baz and Simon are both attending the Wellbeloves annual Christmas Eve party, chaos occurs.

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    For the Secret Snowflake Exchange 2024!

    Martsonmars listed a “Sherlock Holmes AU but not BBC Sherlock…19th century Sherlock” as a wish, and my brain snagged on the idea that Baz would absolutely fancy himself as Sherlock Holmes.

    Beta’d by the incomparable rbkzz.

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    “Are you sure you want me to be your date to the Leavers Ball, Baz?”

    “Simone, I swear on Merlin and Morgana’s names both– on my mother’s name– if you ask me that one more bloody time I will screech so loudly the bloody banshees in bloody Ireland will be envious.” This time Baz banged her forehead against the door, squeezing their joined hands on Simone’s side of the door.

    “Alright, alright,” Simone said, and Basil could practically see the way she was chewing her own lip, if only the door hadn’t been in the way, “I think I’m going to change out of this one.”

    Before she could tug her hand free, Basil had doubled her grip against Simone, standing up on tiptoes and just peeking over the edge enough to catch sight of the top of Simone’s head, the edge of the door fully under her armpit now. “No you bloody well will not– you’re going to come out here and show me or I’ll break this door down right here and now.”

    Or, a look at the night of the Leaver's Ball, and the preparations that went into it, but genderbent.

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    The strangest thing in my life happens after one of our fights. 

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    Once we’re home, there are new horrors waiting for me. I hadn’t taken into account how much of a challenge getting the tree into the (new, shiny, impossible to use) stand would be. It involved a lot of Snow on the floor, gripping the metal to twist it into the base and reminding me to stop watching him and start holding the tree upright.

    “Is it straight?” he grumbles from beneath the tree.

    “Darling, nothing in this house is straight,” I deadpan.

    “Baz, come on—I’ve got sap on my chin and tree branches stabbing me in the eye.”

    I step back, carefully assessing the tree, cocking my head this way and that.

    “Yes, Snow, it’s straight.”

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    After years of pursuit, Baz Pitch has finally captured notorious vampire Simon Snow.

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    30
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