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    After saving the world, Desmond decided that he deserved a normal life. Or as normal as he could get. So he ran away after waking up alone in the Vault with the Apple of Eden in his burnt crusty hand.

    -

    Now to start his new life, he gets a job at a bar and flirts with a handsome man.

    [this is a rewrite of a fic I started in 2018 called One Night at a Bar]

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    1/?
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    It's the same story Desmond's told a million times. The Black Hills, more an idea than a place. Most people he tells it to have never even seen a forest in person.

    He phrases it to make them laugh. People used to be shocked by the parts he let on — up before the sun, no unhealthy food, parents teaching him about their made-up shadow war — so he stopped making it a big deal. It sucks to be a downer.

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    389
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    1/1
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    26
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    3
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    An immortal and an assassin walk into a bar,

    needless to say, they become good friends.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    7,251
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    Five times Desmond worked towards happiness and one time Jason reveled in his.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    404
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    94
    Hits:
    2,810
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    Desmond finds two things surprising: one, that he woke up in the first place following events at the Grand Temple, and two, that there's an actual famous modern Assassin.
    Chapters 1-4 originally posted to Dreamwidth under madimpossibledreamer.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    29
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    7
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    494
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    “Idiot.”
    “Sure, I am.” Desmond came closer to embrace him, and Alex immediately hugged him back, forgetting he was supposed to be mad at him. “But that’s exactly why you love me, isn’t it?”

     

    A small collection of silly drabbles for Kinktober 2023.

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    5,860
    Chapters:
    13/13
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    24
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Desmond and Altaïr both have secrets they hide from the world.
    A darkness they both keep inside.
    And still they managed to forge a bond that cannot be broken. No matter how twisted it becomes…
    Although… maybe they were both desiring the same darkness in the first place.
    (What started out as an answer to an ask on Tumblr turns into a 10k+ fic so… yeah…)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
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    Hits:
    4,928
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    Desmond was used to people hitting on him at the bar. Extremely used to it, in fact. The later the hour, the more people would flirt. He always firmly declined the ones that were blitzed-out on booze, but he'd gone home with a few of the more sober people, although it didn't happen very often. Very rarely at all. Maybe once a year.

    Tonight was the first time he got propositioned by a whole couple, though.


    A gift work created as part of the Fandom Trumps Hate 2022 event.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
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    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    The city is supposed to be a place where you blend, and fall into anonymity. No one cares who you are or what you do, as long as you can pay rent. After running away from the farm and building a life, Desmond is suddenly haunted by this feeling of being watched. This tugging sensation ebbs and flows as he goes about his life. What is the universe trying to tell him? **COMPLETE**

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
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    Desmond tries to make his home in New York, now a ghost city due to the crime and mafia.

    Unfortunately, a high ranking mafia member has their eyes on him, and they have no intention of letting him go.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    7,937
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    The wires of the universe get crossed and Morpheus finds himself connected to the space between realms from his glass prison. There isn't supposed to be anything in there but he finds Desmond Miles and his companion Clay Kaczmarek starring at him from the other side of the glass.

    Two prisoners help each other escape their respective prisons

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    37
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    294
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    81
    Hits:
    2,726
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    He knew they were following him.
    He knew he would be seeing them again.
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    .
    Or
    Desmond, Ezio and Altaïr have fallen in love and they won't leave Desmond unattended.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    1,838
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    He was not in the mood for this.
    He did not need to get mugged just a street down from where he lived.
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    .
    Or
    Ezio and Altaïr looking after Desmond, failing, facing the fury of Malik and confessing their love for each other once again.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    Sometimes, your past catches up to you in the strangest of ways.
    For some it's good to remember, it gives them closure. For others, it spirals them out of control.
    Desmond's past caught up to him with a knife to the gut.
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    Or
    Desmond is protected by the Assassins (Ezio and Altaïr mostly) and he's not allowed to die on their watch.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    161
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    14
    Hits:
    3,679
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    One giant boarding school and a crap-ton of students, plus a giant war between two underground groups, a bunch of new clubs popping up, and a lot of chat rooms?

    What could go wrong?

    -//-

    Credit to Penny on Discord for the title! :D

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Bea always hated that kind of Party. Thank god some handsome unknown man decided to help her pass the time by making her cocktails.

    Or : An external Point of view of Desmond attending a charity Gala. Set somewhere between chapters 8 and 10 of Black Hood.

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    1,417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    294
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,053
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    Desmond knew he was fucked once he saw the characteristic golden glow of someone important appearing in his second vision, only that it brought flashes of both red and blue which made him curse himself knowing that something would come for him and his tranquility.

    Or Deadpool is bored and finds information about this bar where shit is going on and kind of end ups being a pain in the ass for Desmond, in a good way though.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    2,112
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    To keep his father from taking him back to the Farm, Desmond agrees to own the only tavern in Masyaf castle. He likes his tavern. The people… they were okay, he supposed.

    (Fantasy AU)

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    22,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    537
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    7,216
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    Desmond does Clint a favor one night. It kind of spirals from there.
    Or
    The Trials of Having Highly Applicable Skills.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    12,291
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    219
    Kudos:
    2,015
    Bookmarks:
    164
    Hits:
    19,216
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    At this point, Desmond knew he shouldn't be surprised anymore. Sure, not waking up at the Great Bar of the Afterlife was a bummer, but then again, he should be used to the Ones Who Came Before (And Who Would Not Stop Meddling) throwing him a curveball. He just…didn’t think that included him to wake up 20 years in the past.

    (Well, he was here anyways. Might as well make the best of it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,022
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    279
    Kudos:
    2,129
    Bookmarks:
    680
    Hits:
    24,911

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