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Hava Potter and When Did I Ask For This Torture by Ravenclaw_Peredhel, TiresiasTheBlindSeer (Ravenclaw_Peredhel)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2024
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In which I get reincarnated into Harry Potter...as Harry Potter. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.
But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.
So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?
Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.
Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. Wait, actually...I'm gonna try that!
Shows what you know Dumbledore.Series
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What if since Harry was blood adopted, he still got the Black madness? What if the Black family was really innocent (or as innocent as they can be)? Follow Harry as a chaotic little shit who was raised basically by a snake and two gods who don't know what age appropriate is.
As he grows up and collects people both to make his madness not as bad, but also because he can't help it. He never had friends or family so he will be holding them close and never letting go. Not without a fight.Series
- Part 1 of Harry Potter
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Harry is done.
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Harry Potter shows up at Hogwarts very differently than anyone is expecting.
Harry honestly couldn't care less about other people's expectations of him as long as it doesn't impede his newfound freedom or all the color he has found for himself.
Oh, and Harry was sorted into Hufflepuff creating a world of problems for one manipulative headmaster.
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“Tell me where you are.” It wasn’t a question. He was done with the jokes and innuendos. Between the drinking and her promise to show him what her mouth could do, he was more than ready to oblige her request. He hoped Theo wouldn’t mind. Afterall, it would only be a one-time affair. Scratching an itch. Those were the only kind of interactions he had allowed himself with women since Pansy died. Never looking for something more.
She started to say something about her location when he heard Theo's voice boom in the background.
“Oi, Hermione!”
The fuck did he just say?
The blood drained from Draco's face -and…ahem... other places- as he stared dumbfounded at the wall in front of him. He heard that wrong. He had to have heard that wrong. There is absolutely no way that he was just talking to HERMIONE FUCKING GRANGER.A post-war story about our two favorite idiots and their meddlesome best friends.
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A mourning Kreacher is bereft over the loss of the once magnificent and extensive Black family. Months after Walburga has died Kreacher has been feeling strange tugs that he realizes, due to a startling discovery while observing the Black family tree, were actually a summons from an underaged family member in need.
He finds a very young Harry Potter in a bad way and whisks him away, overjoyed by his new charge to care for. Though he can't have a 'mongrel' for a master and uses an old potion to have him fully blood adopted into the family so he is a proper Black heir. The crazy house elf then raises him away in secret from everyone in fear of something happening to his new little master. His sweet little master would make the Black's of old so very proud! Though there is the issue with needing to find the boy an appropriate husband who won't run away in fear of the less than usual ways a Black shows their devotion and unwavering love.All of the house elf's planning may have to go to the wayside when Sirius Black finds out about Harry going missing and discovers he might not be as gone as everyone may think. He might not be so thrilled he found him in the end though.
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No one can say that Narcissa Malfoy does not love her son above all others, she also knows what it is to love as only a Black can. To add incentive for her son to do his duty, she promises her Dragon what he has wanted for years. Hermione Granger could not be the next Lady Malfoy without a few...adjustments
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After Sirius's death something inside Harry snaps.
He just lost his last remaining family, and he feels like he's about to lose it.
A decision has came into his mind, if he can't be happy why should he make everyone else?
He's done being the hero. And he's going to show the Wizarding World who he truly is.
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Harry woke up to see the dark lord standing over him and he snorted, thinking great just great, I get away from Dumbledore and his army of dunderheads spy's only to get captured by the dark lord…this week is just so great, he had been kicked outside of the ward lines by his so called family only to be captured within minutes by death eaters.
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The Grim Bloodline by MusicalSurge (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2024
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Henri 'Harry' Jameson Vega Potter-Black, born to James Potter, Regulus Black, and their surrogate Lily Evans, is no ordinary wizard child. His magic manifests him as a necromancer, an ancient and feared power that the Ministry of Magic has attempted to stamp out for centuries. It also keeps him from being about to touch any wixen without killing them, but one day in the neighboring Muggle town, Harry meets his unlikely kindred spirit - a Squib from the prestigious Malfoy family. Against all odds, a tender bond forms between the two outcasts, blossoming into a forbidden love that could cause the end of the wizarding world.
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Harry and Draco have a staring contest.
Unfortunately, Harry loses.
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- Part 18 of Harry Potter One Shots
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Si sumamos un giratiempos , un Draco Malfoy entrometido, un Ronald Weasley explosivo y una Hermione Granger histérica tendremos la fórmula perfecta para el desastre....
¿Y qué tenemos cómo resultado?
Un Harry Potter cayendo de culo sobre Voldemort justo cuando estaba a punto de matar a sus padres
A estás alturas no sé si es buena suerte o mala suerte
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"Breaking News: Emergence of a spreading virus with cannibalistic Like Symptoms
A novel virus, causing severe neurological symptoms reminiscent of fictional 'zombie' behavior, has been identified by health authorities. The virus, which was first detected in a small, remote village, has begun to spread to neighboring regions, inciting widespread concern. Symptoms include extreme aggression, impaired cognitive function, and an insatiable hunger for flesh that seems to drive infected individuals to bite others, potentially transmitting the virus-"
The Drusleys started rushing around packing their things and throwing them into their car. Harry was still staring at the TV listening to the news in horror.
"The origin of this virus remains unclear, but early investigations suggest a zoonotic spillover event from an unknown animal reservoir. Transmission is alarmingly efficient, with reports indicating that the virus can spread through both bodily fluids, particularly via bites from infected individuals, and through blood to woun-
Before harry knew it, he was left for dead while the dursleys escaped to the airport where they would meet their demise one way or another.
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Two decades after the Second Wizarding War, Harry Potter gives himself up to the same power that has destroyed many others before him. This is what happened.
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This is a short story I did for a school project.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 507
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 98
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He's light with his finger as he brushes it across Draco's cheek, just under his eye. Kisses each of his eyelids, once, twice and finally presses a soft kiss to his forehead.
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An accident in Quidditch during his First year at Hogwarts has changed something in Harry`s mind. With insanity and nonsense hand in hand with the boy, the help of a deceivingly smart Divination Professor and the silent backing of a young, arsehole of a King, Harry is more than ready to create waves, kick arses and take names... And bang that cute Slytherin boy with icy blue eyes... And maybe the Hufflepuff Hottie as well.
Warning: Unhinged and uncomfortably precocious Harry Potter ahead. You have been warned. Proceed with caution.
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Viran Dursley and Aw F*ck, I Can't Believe You've Done This, Powder! by Dumb_Ideas_Guy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Aug 2023
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After Dudley and Harry (at the time) watch Arcane, Harry realizes
heshe wants to be like Jinx. Minus the insanity ("Not insane, shut up, Dudley."). She changes her name to Powder Jinx Potter. It helps that Vernon and Petunia already call her that when they think she can't hear (Jinx, not Powder.). -
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Harry “accidentally” makes the Dursley household catch on flames while cooking after not being used to the treatment for such a long time.
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The Psychiatrist and the Patient by XxDemon_TanjiroxX
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2023
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A patient is a bit too much obsessed with Doctor Draco Malfoy.
It leads to some people dying because of it.
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- Part 10 of Harry Potter One Shots
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Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel (Comics)
12 May 2023
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Taking the cliche/trope of Harry Potter working out to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also, starring his mentor... a great big buff guy named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?