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"Have you ever been kissed?" "Have I... Excuse me?" The hand loosened in his hair.
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It had to be a coincidence when Arthur gave into anything Merlin requested with just a few scritches to his head. Except it kept working. Really, Merlin hadn’t meant to discover Arthur’s little secret, but it was impossible to resist the power to influence the Prince of Camelot of all people. It wasn’t like Merlin was going to take advantage of it or anything. Surely, he wouldn’t use it for his own gain.
Or the 5 times Merlin gets want he wants from Arthur and the 1 times Arthur turns the table.
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- Part 10 of 5+1 Murther Stories
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Harry Potter and the Magical Christmas Garter by Dazzlingsubway, RubyRoseRed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2024
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Two authors, one festive crack-fic.
Originally written one sentence at a time, until someone got carried away.
What ensues? Misunderstandings, Snarry shenanigans and some magical cross-dressing, of course!
(Our notes have been preserved and highlighted in brackets like this, for posterity. Or possibly your amusement at the idiocy. Whichever feels right to you!)
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Alex Vs. The Pool of Justice by UrFavouriteBiDisaster
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
27 Dec 2024
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"The Pool of Justice turned against me! I was sinking, Henry, sinking into the deep end!” He slid dramatically off the couch, flopping onto the floor like a beached fish. “I almost died a heroic death, protecting our marriage from the evil duck bug!”
Henry gasped, clutching his plushie tighter. “You almost died?”
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Imagine sitting at your desk, writing the ending of your own book. When all of the sudden you wake up in a world that you literally made! Goodness this is an author’s wet dream! At least that’s what Alan is supposed to feel, until he remembers what kind of person “Alan” is in his story….
Where Alan Becker, the author of Animation vs Animator and his standalone Animation vs Minecraft (kudos to Mojang) was suddenly sucked in his own book, now he finds himself in place of his self insert character named “Alan”.... He’s supposed to be glad because he’s meeting his own creations (his own characters! Can you believe that?!), until he remembered he’s the “supposed” villain of the story.
Oh well, he can change things up right?
Ugh, right…. He is the villain, and being a villain means it’s hard to gain your character's trust (why did he even write his character as a villain?......a right because he couldn't think of any other villain, so naturally he wrote himself as one.... ugh).
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[If you came from Tumblr, hello!]
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- Part 1 of Reality Warped! Alan Becker
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No Thoughts, Head Empty by scarry for halcyome
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Dec 2024
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Xiao has a simple plan:
1. Find a man your nosy family hates.
2. Make sure your family has no interest in meeting him or even talking about him.
3. Date him. Fake date him, of course.
4. Enjoy the peace and an end to constant questioning.Meanwhile, help your annoying fake boyfriend get revenge on his colleague by using your family connections.
But you’ve got everything under control, as always.
Classic Xiao.
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{{“I swear, you're just like a pill. Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill.”}} -P!nk (Just Like a Pill)
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| “I just want to hit him everywhere it hurts. Just like he did with me.” Severus muttered darkly.| There was a moment of silence, and then Mulciber spoke… a sneaky tone in his voice as he said the very first step to what would soon become a very intensive plan on how to ruin James Potter’s life.
| “He took your best friend… so, take everything from him. His snitch, his reputation… his boyfriend.”
SYNOPSIS:
Severus Snape just wanted to get revenge on Potter. That’s how it all started. A revenge scheme. Steal his snitch, steal his reputation, steal his boyfriend. Sounded easy on paper.What Severus never expected was for Jeremiah Armstrong of all people to develop feelings for him, and Severus ESPECIALLY never expected to return them.
But when he winds up torn between being a Death Eater and his duty to The Order years later, he is faced with the same moral battle he had when it all began.
{{“I think I'll get outta here, where I can run as fast as I can to the middle of nowhere.”}} -P!nk (Just Like a Pill)
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Бродяга і Фауст були разом від початку Полудня, та деякі секрети розкриваються не одразу – і часом несподівано. Несповідимо, як Шляхи Господні.
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Video Games in our Shared Dreamscape by JustALittleFaith22
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Dec 2024
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More than 50 people, stuck within a dreamscape. More than 50 people who barely know each other and don't know what’s going on.
As a black door appears in an area in the middle of all this, two twins stand side by side.
It seems that many fates will be intertwined tonight.
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Or a genshin react fic where all playable genshin characters get to experience the genshin impact gaming experience themselves.
And suffer, of course.NOTES: This was made for fun! Don't like it? Be a decent human being, skip, and don't leave anything as you go, thanks! If I still find someone say shit like 780users, well that's just evidence that some people are terrible and some people can't read.
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The Golden Age of Revenge by Davechicken, Shadow_Side
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Dec 2024
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It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.
After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.
Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...
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- Part 3 of Our Badge Means Justice
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When Felix moved to South Korea to study Social Work, he'd known that it was going to be an adventure. He'd imagined he'd meet interesting people and learn more about the culture of his great-grandparents' home country.
...let's just say that's not what happened exactly.
He had not thought his roommate would be a magical Fairy. Or that he would try to keep said magical Fairy out of trouble. Or that he would jump right into a relationship with him as soon as he figured himself out. Or that everyone else he'd meet would believe that he, too was something magical.
But how would he have known that? - it's not like the world is full of magical beings hell bent to make his life more interesting, right?
This is an OT8: everyone loves everyone and there will be a Happy End!
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- Part 5 of Stray Kids Fics
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Those Resting in the Shadows by HugoTheToaster, Shadows_under_the_Cross
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Dec 2024
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After a disastrous attempt of the HPSC to create an underground unit, Hawks, the only remaining of the program, seeks help from principal Nedzu. His plea that UA creates such a class of their own is met with an approval.
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Shinsou Hitoshi knows he doesn’t stand a chance to get into the hero class. So when UA announces additional interviews for the exam’s participants, he grabs the opportunity.
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Monoma Neito on low caffeine is a very passionate critic of Japan’s society. Fortunately for him, the interwievers were quite impressed.
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Shoji Mezou knew how mutant quirks were viewed, so he decided to aid his people from behind the scenes.
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Kuroiro Shihai knew that if he wanted to achieve his full potential, he would have to walk the path with the most shadows.
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Jirou Kyouka knew that the music industry is not the most profitable bussiness. And that’s where her second dream job comes to play.
---Let the chaos begin.
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Asking Kiryu on a date is supposed to be a joke. It’s just another in Majima’s long list of contrived reasons for Kiryu to get mad enough at him to fight him.
So he’s thrown for a loop when Kiryu doesn’t answer him by punching him in face, but by accepting.
Obviously Kiryu’s playing along, just like he did with the bartender scheme, and with Goromi, and everything else. Majima can work with that. There’s no way he’ll crack before Kiryu does.
Or: Majima commits to the bit so hard he ends up in a long-term relationship.
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If Murphy's army plan actually worked by Cant_believe_its_not_butter
Fandoms: Z Nation (TV)
27 Dec 2024
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Yk how Murphy planned on turning the Zeros into his army for like 2 whole episodes? Well this is if that worked. This probably won't be long cause I'm planning on just writing a few chapters, but we'll see how that goes lol.
Fair warning, all characters are probably out of character. This is partially me practicing writing the z nation characters (cause they're really hard fsr 💀💀)
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Anywhere Else by we_all_die_eventually
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Dec 2024
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There are two men emerging. One small, scrawny and struggling to walk, the other larger and more protective.
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The post-canon Jon/Martin Jayce/Viktor swap and how they adjust. One will be fluffy and the other will be pure chaos. -
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Light's a office worker, and L's the lawyer he's in an unfortunate relationship--situationship?---with.
It doesn't exactly go great for the both of them.
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Act 1 is done! Act 2 is in progress.
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Aut Viam Invendiam Aut Faciam by inky_dreams
Fandoms: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins
27 Dec 2024
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I will either find a way or make one.
When Clemensia goes to bed and wakes up 8 again, she realizes that this is a second chance to fix things and to ensure those close to her don't meet the same grim fate again.
Now if only things were as easy as 1 2 3...
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My Childhood Best Friend and Brother Abandoned Me For Some Twink So I Got Myself A Baddie by Blue_Sheep_Moo
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Dec 2024
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For some reason I’ve become obsessed with the cliches in those stupid novel app stories that only get like the first chapter uploaded onto tiktok (and the full versions on YT) and this is what happened when I decided to write a story based on one of the cliche set ups at 4 am.
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Special Agents Loki and Sylvie investigate when a prominent scientist turns up after being missing for days apparently in the company of a mysterious blonde humanoid...
Aliens? Or something more mundane?
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Delicate by longlongtyme
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Dec 2024
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Tony was given the opportunity to change his life around, and he was not going to let it go easily.
Aka, I watched Anora and thought what if?