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It started as a shitty Gatorade pun
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Kageyama reacts to bagged milk
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My Teeth Were So Long by glorious_spoon for what_alchemy
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
29 Mar 2023
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“Wait, so you’re saying that she kicked you out because you kept shedding on the furniture?”
Eddie pauses in his twelve-step post-airport hand-sanitizing routine to shoot Richie a truly poisonous glare from under his eyebrows. “If you laugh, I’m going to kill you.”
Well, shit. Richie’s a dead man.
“I’m not laughing!” he protests, smearing a hand over his mouth to make sure that it stays true, at least until Eddie is out of earshot. “I’m just saying. That was the final straw? Not the, you know…”
“Lycanthropy?” Eddie finishes dryly.
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Or: instead of killing him, the clown turns Eddie into a were-Pomeranian. Richie copes, sort of.