Matthew Fairchild: An Expert in Romantics
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Life Is Not Complex (We Are Complex) by thegirlofthorns
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare
08 May 2023
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After rejecting Augustus Pounceby's very clammy hand in marriage, Eugenia needs to find a husband so she can move out of her parent's house.
But how can she ever find a suitable man who will respect her sharp wit and strong will?
The answer lies with Matthew Fairchild, a dramatic but insightful expert in romantics.Series
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Something Sensational by thegirlofthorns
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Infernal Devices Series - Cassandra Clare
18 Aug 2024
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Matthew spoke. "If I thought you a party to an excessive number of moral failings – which, as a veritable gold mine of moral failings, I do not – I would not have taken the liberty of constructing this convenient travel envelope for you.” He handed it over. “Itineraries, tickets, potential scandals to be aware of. I kid!”
Gideon was making a face, amused but unsure of how much of Matthew’s statements were in jest.
Matthew held his arms up in the air innocently.
“Matthew, dear,” Sophie said. “Gideon and I shall be quite alright on our own.”
“In fact, it is our preferred state,” Gideon continued.
Matthew coughed. “Yes, well. I know how to take a hint, so I shall leave you to your fun. Have a splendid holiday, and do not forget to seek out gifts for your favourite nephew.”
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Or, with the help of Thomas and Alastair, Matthew Fairchild plans a romantic getaway for his Aunt Sophie and Uncle Gideon.Series
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For One Moment, Our Lives Met (Our Souls Touched) by thegirlofthorns for mimsyborogove
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare
14 Apr 2023
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"Uniting two friends who had loved each other for centuries would surely be easier than unspeakable affection that crossed class lines. All he needed to do was turn that great platonic love into something more like Eros. It could be there; it must be there. Matthew only needed to set a mood. [...] He pulled out a sheet of paper, got his contacts in order, pushed up his sleeves, and set himself to the task."
Or, the one where Matthew uses Magnus's intentionally terrible advice to set up the perfect date for Catarina and Ragnor.
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Fashion Is Ephemeral (Art Is Eternal) by thegirlofthorns
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare
25 Apr 2023
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"Alastair was not going to allow his ridiculous lover to turn into a block of ice. That would be rather inconvenient for him, if nothing else. He rather enjoyed having a human furnace to snuggle up with, and a shivering mess simply would not do.
So Alastair called on the only person he knew that might know a suitable source of clothing.
Distasteful as he pretended that their friendship was, he called on Matthew Fairchild."Or, the one where Matthew helps Alastair surprise Thomas with a new winter wardrobe.
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A Little Sincerity (A Dangerous Thing) by thegirlofthorns
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare
07 Oct 2023
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It is abundantly obvious that Risa is in love with Alastair's family's milkman, but it is equally clear that both of them are struggling to communicate about it.
Matthew steps in, along with his reluctant partner-in-crime Alastair, to ensure that the course of true love can run as smooth as scheduled milk delivery.
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- Part 5 of Matthew Fairchild: An Expert in Romantics
- Part 1 of Matthtober 2023
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The Moon in Her Chariot of Pearl by thegirlofthorns
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Infernal Devices Series - Cassandra Clare
11 Jul 2023
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Tessa and Will both need help planning an anniversary surprise to shake the other one's world.
When the both call on Matthew Fairchild: An Expert in Romantics, he takes the reins and orchestrates a grand gesture that's perfect on both sides... with a little help from his parabatai, of course.Series