Jojo’s Alternate Universes
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21st Century Vampire by swallowedteeth
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Jul 2024
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On February 7th, 1889, just off the coast of the Canary Islands, a ship carrying English aristocrat Jonathan Joestar and his newly wedded wife, Erina Pendleton, toward their honeymoon in the Americas exploded and sank to the ocean’s depths; the catastrophe took with it the lives of the crew, its passengers, and Jonathan Joestar himself. The sole survivors, Erina and an infant child, were rescued after being found adrift in a strange coffin that was lost to the sea.
In the summer of 2021, near the ship’s wreckage that same coffin was unearthed, the crew of the cargo boat that discovered it all missing as the ship drifted into Tenerife’s port.
But none of this mattered to you, listening to patrons gossiping about it at the bar. Not until you had a one-night stand with its occupant on Halloween.
(AU where Dio resurfaces in present day and heads over to Los Angeles, starts a TikTok, tries to take over the world, and has a very inappropriate relationship with his beleaguered assistant.)
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- Part 1 of Jojo’s Alternate Universes
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Ride of the Valkyrie by swallowedteeth
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 Jan 2024
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1976: America’s bicentennial. Stephen Steel, automotive genius and off the wall billionaire, has a solution for the country’s little morale problem post-Vietnam—The Steel Ball Run, a cross-country street race spanning from coast to coast, promising fifty million dollars to whoever reaches the finish line first. Contenders from all over the world are pouring in to compete, itching for their shot at being part of the American Dream. Some of the most interesting contenders include Formula 1 darling Diego Brando, enigmatic former surgeon Gyro Zeppeli, the mysterious Furiosa Max, and racing prodigy turned Vietnam veteran Johnny Joestar.
But there’s more to this race than meets the eye, a secret known only by its silent benefactor: US President Funny Valentine. A secret that stands to change everything, scattered across the nine major checkpoints of the race.
Who will win? Who will lose? And most importantly, who will make it past the finish line alive?
(AU where SBR happens in 1976)
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- Part 2 of Jojo’s Alternate Universes
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SINE TE NIHIL SVM by swallowedteeth
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Dec 2024
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Long ago, the Emperor of Rome crucified an oracle out of fear of her prophecies. From her mouth, it was decreed that his eldest, Giorno, was fated to be celebrated by history and loved by all but the one he loved most. Then Donatello, who would inherit his bloodlust and sadism but none of his cunning. After him, Ungalo, so hideous that his wet nurses recoiled from him. And Rikiel, doomed to a mind so fragile that his eyes would droop and he would forget to breathe. A prophecy only spoken in hushed whispers behind closed doors, one that never would have reached you in the cramped insula nestled at the foot of the Aventine Hill where you grew up.
And then Giorno had seen you in the stands from the Imperial Box of the Colosseum, and you found yourself trapped within it.
You could learn to love him, you decided once he had made you his wife. You could learn, if the cocky gladiator with the pretty green eyes would stop occupying your every waking thought. You could learn, if the woman he had broken his engagement to would stop staring daggers at you.
You could learn, if you could manage to survive.
(Or, “plebeian marries the future Emperor of Rome and has an affair with his gladiator bodyguard.”)
Series
- Part 3 of Jojo’s Alternate Universes
- Part 1 of The Yandere Collection