Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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Harry stared at the can of ginger ale on the table next to him. He shouldn't… but nobody would have to find out.
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- Part 1 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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The Vampire and his Dark Master by m4v0
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Shadow and Bone (TV)
23 Mar 2022
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Across the field Dio saw a man in dark clothing, he gave off an aura so powerful it was intoxicating. This, was who Dio needed to penetrate.
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- Part 2 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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“You’ve been a bad boy,” Harry murmured, tongue darting out to lick a strip along Peter's bottom lip. “I’ve seen what you’ve been up to.” He leaned in close, breathing heavily. “Murder. If only you were a woman, then JKR would debate your gender on Twitter all day."
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- Part 3 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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Turnabout Star Platinum by m4v0
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
23 Mar 2022
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"Surely this has to be some sort of mistake!" Jotaro argues, frustrated that his daughter is trapped at this suspicious-sounding institute.
"There has been no such thing," Edgeworth replies, smirking at the desperation he can see mounting on Jotaro's face.
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- Part 4 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 332
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 129
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Trump Jr. exited the stage to throbbing applause, sensing a similar throbbing down below as he often felt after a successful rally. Trump Jr. pulled Ben into the dressing room quickly, glancing to see if anyone saw.
"Benny, little boy, this has to be quick. I'm an important man, and people will notice if I'm gone too long."
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- Part 5 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 353
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 49
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- 208
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A Dead End by m4v0
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Kellogg's "Frosted Flakes" Commercials
23 Mar 2022
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Life had become meaningless. Until he saw him. Tony the Tiger. With massive, bulging, biceps and sharp teeth. Riko’s dead heart fluttered. Riko wanted to devour him raw like a bowl of frosted flakes.
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- Part 6 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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Sauv-Dio Blanc by m4v0
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
27 Feb 2023
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After a long day of having sex with people less attractive than himself, Dio was thirsty. Somewhat unusually, he was not thirsty for dick or blood, but instead for a lovely glass of sauv blanc.
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- Part 7 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 385
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 229
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Aaron was sweating. He shouldn't be so stressed, as he had studied for months, possibly years, for this test but here he was. This was the moment where it all came together. He was finally taking the LSAT.
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- Part 8 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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The Original Vampire Sucks by m4v0
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), The Vampire Diaries (TV)
27 Feb 2023
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Dean stared at the map that marked the location to the vampire den. He’d been hunting this vampire for months, for this vampire, had stolen Sam.
He bumped right into the most dashing man, the most classically handsome man, six foot six and glossy brown hair.
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- Part 9 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 377
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
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- 455
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Spike entered his spaceship to see a lady, no, a blond lady sitting seductively on his couch.
“Hey there, cowboy,” says the lady standing up and turning around. Spike noticed that she had an excellent figure, one that was clad all in pink.
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- Part 10 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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Thneed-ly Beloved, We Are Gathered Here Today by m4v0
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
28 Feb 2023
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The Onceler entered Reigen's office with his typical flair and trumpeteering. Reigen responded by flipping his hair nonchalantly. "What brings you to my office?" he asks. The Onceler flips his hair also. "I may have a spirit issue..." says Onceler "a rather *orange* spirit.
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- Part 11 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 503
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 97
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Green eggs are probably expired (and may cause expiration) by m4v0
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
28 Feb 2023
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Heather thought that the eggs Veronica and her stupid boyfriend served her like she was craving while hungover were suspicious, as eggs aren't green right? But also she had never cooked an egg in her life and certainly would never spend time with people who know how to cook either, so she was sure that Veronica had just fucked them up somehow.
This was not the case.
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- Part 12 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 521
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 91
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There, upon the shelf, he spots it. The magnificent bounce, the beautiful brown colour, and the delectable smell he can’t actually smell through the container, but one that he can imagine.
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- Part 13 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 548
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 20
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He feels half-empty inside. And horny. Damn. What the fuck is he supposed to do to solve this problem?
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- Part 14 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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Two Emo Swordsmen Walk Into A Bar by m4v0
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Voltron: Legendary Defender
02 Oct 2023
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Keith was beginning to feel like the planet he had found himself on was just space Medieval Times.
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So Keith sets off to find the winery… before he goes he hears the woman murmur “Diluc… lovely Diluc…”Series
- Part 15 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 400
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 80
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Joe Becomes A Scooby Snack by m4v0
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime), Scooby Doo - All Media Types
02 Oct 2023
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Now Scooby is alone and begins sniffing around the streets- looking for the green-haired villain they were told about. He remembers Fred said the villain uses a skateboard to escape and usually doesn’t have a shirt on.
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- Part 16 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
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MGK sees red sky while half naked and almost famous by m4v0
Fandoms: Monster Prom (Visual Novel), Machine Gun Kelly (Musician)
02 Oct 2023
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Machine Gun Kelly arrived at the campsite and immediately saw the red demon.
“Damn that boy sexy” (A/N MGK is bisexual because Megan Fox influenced him lol)Series
- Part 17 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 299
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 135
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Heterosexual cars go to heaven, but PS4s go to hell by m4v0
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
02 Oct 2023
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Castiel tore off the packaging as fast as possible to reveal his brand new, used Playstation console he had mail ordered from a bride catalogue. He set it up rapidly so he could find release as soon as possible.
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- Part 18 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 242
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 193
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Dean Winchester unknowingly finds what he's looking for, and possibly bites off more than he can chew, resulting in an impromptu therapy sesh that was sorely needed but unfortunately will not be helpful.
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- Part 19 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 469
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 190
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Spies and Space Worms, a Love Story Across Time by m4v0
Fandoms: Earthworm Jim (Cartoon), Earthworm Jim (Video Games), James Bond (Connery Movies)
06 Jan 2024
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Earthworm Jim had been here before. He had seen this in a dream somewhere. If only he didn't wake up before the person could appear in his dreams...
James Bond cried every time he saw an earthworm on the pavement. Today is a sunny day after the rain, and James is sobbing quietly. Continuing up the walkway to HQ he gets ahold of himself and calms down. He has a new partner to meet.
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- Part 20 of Frantic Fanfic Masterpieces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 749
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 89